Heyyyyyyyyyy! After my hiatus, I AM BACK and I've read your reviews. Some were confusing, some I understood, all I appreciated. Remember to keep your suggestions coming and I'll keep writing when I can. Sorry I couldn't stock up on my star knowledge, but for those actors with whom I'm familiar, I shall pick on them. =]


Audition Thirty-Four

Hayden Christensen: *Whips out a light saber. Staggered breathing.* Clarice.... *Inhale, exhale.* I.. am....... your uncle... *Burns self.* ...Ow! I knew I should've trained more before auditioning...



Audition Thirty-Five

Jack Nicholson: *Keeps his rhythm like he normally does.* ...Ya gotta be a straightshooter... and hang with your bowels out right the first time... *Slices Pazzi open, throws him out the window.* So long, sucker...



Audition Thirty-Six

Ewan McGregor: And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII... *Kneels down before Julianne.* ...will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
RS: *Walks up to Ewan, being sure to make a swift kick to one of his exposed shins.*...



Audition Thirty-Seven

John Wayne: This Caponi library ain't big enough for the two of us... *Climbs off his horse.*
RS: *Pulls out a gun, aims it toward his head.*...
Julianne: Me first... *Grabs gun, aims.*...



Audition Thirty-Eight

Joe Pesci: ...HEY! I don't need bowels in my victims! *Slice, toss.*







Once again, sorry for my long hiatus.