Severus Snape Horoscope: Order of the Phoenix

Money: Your bank balance will suffer neither depreciation nor sudden increase due to inheritance.

Love: Valentine's Day will be as uneventful and despised as ever.

Friends: Old enemies return and some are disposed of for you quite conveniently due to their own stupidity and marksmanship of their family members. New alliance will prove to prosperous and also aggravating to rivals especially stupid Scottish Hags.

Career: Though will expect and probably deserve promotion you find yourself lacking in such a reward in both your day job and moonlight careers, though one will be exceedingly more satisfying than the other.