I have returned from another tremendously long hiatus to attempt the requests I'm familiar with. If some of the celebrities are repeats, I apologize, but I'm going through reviews to get these done. Thanks for all of the ideas! By the way, I gotta say... Shir-ran, if you see this... your review cracked me up.

Audition Forty
Yoda: In or out, bowels you would like?
Julianne: -Stares-
RS: Maybe someone who doesn't talk backwards.
Yoda: Try again, I must?
RS: No. Get out of here you freaky green Sesame Street reject...

Audition Forty-One
Country Wester Singer:
And I'm brokenhearted, 'cause my wife's retarded, and killed everyone who pissed me off a little too much... -whine whine, twang twang-
Gollum: IT BURNS US! IT BURNS US!
RS: WHO THE FUCK LET GOLLUM IN?
Julianne: Elijah Wood.
RS: ...

Audition Forty-Two
Tom Cruise:
You know this whole hanging you from a balcony thing won't hurt at all. Just take some vitamins and take a walk and you'll be fine.
Brooke Shields: -Comes out of left field and pummels TC with an ominously large wet noodle.- DIEEEEEEEEEEE
RS: ... Brooke, are you looking for work?

Audition Forty-Three
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Music:
BUHDUHDUHDUHDUHDUHDUH!
Regis Philbin: For $125,000... who's going to hang from the second floor of the Capone Library tonight? Is it (A) Clarice Starling, (B) Yoda-
Yoda: KILL YOU, I WILL!
RP: ... (C) Tom Cruise, or (D) Rinaldo Pazzi?
RS: ...

Audition Forty-Four
Martha Stewart:
Today, we'll be making these lovely doilies out of the organs making up Rinaldo Pazzi's digestive track.
RS: Who let this freak out of jail?

Audition Forty-Five
Danny DeVito:
-walks in-
RS: ...OUT!

Audition Forty-Six
Britney Spears:
Now, now, you know I don't like rude people.
Yoda: SUCK, YOU DO!
Britney: BITCH! I'LL KILL YOU!
Tom Cruise: This is why we have to accept Scient-
Yoda, Britney: -Decks TC with a lawn mower that just happened to be laying around.-

Audition Forty-Seven
Charlton Heston:
-clears throat-
RS: Remember we are not playing God this time.
CH: ... With these ten com-
RS: I WILL CUT YOU IF YOU DON'T GET OUT RIGHT NOW.

Audition Forty-Eight
Hayden Christensen:
Clarice... I've come all this way to see you run. Let me run a little, huh? -blank stare-
RS: What's wrong with him?
Julianne: -whispers- Inability to change facial expressions.
RS: ... No wonder Episode 2 sucked...

Audition Forty-Nine
Jack Nicholson:
HEEEEEEEERE'S HANNY!
RS: Oh please God, either kill me or him.
God: -aims-

Audition Fifty
Christopher Walken:
-SLICE-
Julianne: -screams as Ray Liotta's head falls off-
RS: ...MEDIC! Oh, and someone should probably call the mental institution too.
CW: Aren't you Tim Burton?
RS: ... No...

Audition Fifty-One
Jodie Foster:
-walks in- Where is Julianne Moore?
Julianne: .. Right here?
JF: YOU BITCH! -tackles-
Male castmembers: -drool as catfight ensues-

Audition Fifty-Two
Robin Williams:
I eat lungs, dunna nunna nunna nunna nuh.
RS: Oh I just want to hang myself.

Audition Fifty-Three
Orlando Bloom:
-In typical Orly line delivery- Is this Clarice? Why hello, Clarice. It's been a while, hasn't it?
RS: Who let the elf in?
Julianne: Elijah Wood.
RS: ... -shoots EJW evil glares from across the room-

Audition Fifty-Four
Brad Pitt:
The first rule of the Capone Library is you DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE CAPONE LIBRARY.
RS: Go back to Angelina...