Sirius Black Horoscope: Order of the Phoenix

Money: Your bank balance will see very sudden and drastic depreciation at the end of this year, more so than when you bought a smarmy git a certain birthday present, no not the killer rabbit.

Love: Relationships with old friends, flames and family will be cemented by mutual feelings this coming year with obvious indications, tokens and expression of these feelings, including the exchange of gifts, words and incantations.

Friends: You will find yourself alone, cold and without any form comfort after a succession of events that can be blamed on your ward, mother and her pesky house elf, but most importantly not on yourself.

Career: Will be very abruptly and unexpectedly curtailed.