Inspiration: Continuation to part two, the bath.
Part three – Ducks no sink
Two yellow ducks commanded by a red duck advanced on a little blue boat, a little bigger brown and yellow boat, a little red and purple boat and a quite big green and blue boat followed by a pink hippopotamus. Needless to say the boats won the naval battle that followed. Though the sunken ducks refused to sink and that was a bit of a problem for captain Gaara as sunken enemies really should sink. Attacking the ducks again and again he tried to make them sink and stay on the bottom of the bathtub. With very little success.
"You defeated! Sink stupid ducks!" he shouted, splashing around with the duck and desperately tried to make them stay on the bottom. The bathroom door opened as he splashed around again, even more violently this time.
"Gaara! Cut it out!" a very familiar voice shouted and Gaara stopped splashing around and turned to look at the newcomers. There stood a quite wet Kankuro with Temari behind and they didn't look too happy.
"Didn't I tell you to keep calm?" Temari asked.
"But they no sink" Gaara tried to explain.
"What won't sink?" Kankuro asked.
"Them" Gaara waved with his ducks. "Ducks defeated but ducks no sink!" he said desperately. His siblings just stared at him.
"Eh, Gaara... these are bath toys. They're not supposed to sink" Kankuro tried to explain.
"But ducks defeated!" Gaara shouted.
"Defeated? What do you mean?" Kankuro asked confused.
"Bath battle" Gaara explained. "Boats defeated ducks in bath battle but ducks no sink!" he waved around with the ducks again, splashing water all over. Kankuro scratched his head.
"I'm not sure I understand what he means."
"I think he means he played naval battle between the boats and the ducks and the ducks lost. Defeated boats sink so he thinks the ducks should sink because they lost. He just doesn't understand that bath toys don't sink" Temari sighed.
"Oh, okay" Kankuro said.
"Whatever. Gaara, I think you should get up and dry yourself. You've played around in the bath enough now" Temari sighed heavily. Gaara's spirit was dampened a bit by this but he nodded and hoisted all his bath toys onto the floor, unplugged the tub to drain it of what little water was left in it and proceeded to dry himself with a towel as Kankuro went to change clothes and Temari mopped up on the floor.
"You want some hot chocolate when we get down?" she asked. She didn't have to ask twice.
You can have quite a lot of fun with baby speech and logic, ne?
Next part will take place during the night, and what can our favourite insomniac come up with to pass those lonely hours of quietness?
