A Random Fan Fic (Part 1)

By, yours truly, Rain-Chan (--)

Anime: Variety

Summary: A transformed version of the original script-formatted story. Written by Rain Meganime and Rena Kuroyama, edited by Rena Kuroyama.

Disclaimer: Nope, don't own a show…nope, not yet…

Warning: This may have spoilers for some shows, MAJOR Ooc-ness, and most definitely, character-death.

Day 2

Rena eventually found Coco, and Kurama got in trouble with Rena's mother for using such language near her daughter. Because he didn't stop the hysterical laughing, Hao was beaten to a bloody pulp by a VERY angry Kurama.

Rena bounced off of the house wall (literally) and landed next to her friend, Rain. Then, she shouted, "Hey Rain, we're cooking for one of my grandma's parties!" She threw her arms up, really really being happy.

"Really now? Can we use poison!" Rain asked, looking extremely evil. Rena stared at her, thinking of the answer when--

"No! People are actually going to eat this!" She exclaimed.

Rain stared at her with a dumbfounded expression, "….and your point is?" She asked, knowing that this was not the answer that you usually get from Rena.

"NO! MY GRAN GRAN GOING TO BE HERE!" Rena wailed.

Dinner time-

Everyone comes and sits down…

Marco (Shaman King)

Kagome (Inuyasha)

Nami (One Piece)

Jonathan (Full moon wo Sagashite)

Armstrong (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Ryoko (Spiral Suiri no Kizuna)

Zoey (Mew Mew Power)

Kurama (Yu Yu Hakusho)

Squidward (Spongebob Squarepants)

Barney (Barney)

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (duh)

Terra (Teen Titans)

Bloom (Winx Club)

King (Rave Master)

Rena's Grandma (?)

Rena introduced the guests to her best friend, "And so this is Granny, King, Bloom, Terra, Turtles, Barney, Squidward, Kurama (glare), Zoey, Ryoko, Armstrong, Jonathan, Nami, Kagome, and last but not least, Marco!" She shouted.

Rain, out of instinct, shouted, "Polo!"

"Fish out of the water!" Rena shouted just to finish the little outburst. Needless to say, Marco was EXTREMELY annoyed by this, so he threw his best death glare at the two happy girls. At this time, the two quickly covered their chests, while Marco stared at them with a confused look.

"Slowly and surely…" Rena said, and they stared to walk backwards slowly.

Rain followed Rena to a certain point, then shouted, "Run!" As if on cue, she shot towards the kitchen. Rena followed shortly after, leaving the 'guests' to their conversations.

Kitchen-

In the lovely kitchen, Rain was busy cooking chicken, and Rena poured water into glasses. When she was done, she stared at a certain glass of water, "Hey this is Kurama's water! Let's put poison in it!" She said, looking evil.

Rain looked up from the cooking chicken and started, "But you said—"

"I DON'T CARE WHAT I SAID!" Interrupts Rena, and she poured the small bottle of poison that she conveniently held (And no Q's about why she had poison with her!)

Rain rolled her eyes and sighed, "Whatever." While she poured seasoning in the chicken that she was putting her final touches on.

Dinner has been served, and Rena gives Kurama the poisoned water she made for him earlier.

Rena: Drink up, Kurama. (evil smirk)

Kurama: (Suspiciously drinks glass of water) Mmmm.

Rena: (Grin)

Kurama: Yum (Smile) Thanks Rena!

Rena: Feel any different? (Confused)

Kurama: (Even more confused) No, why?

Rena: We put poison in it, you were supposed to die! (sob)

Kurama: Thanks, I really needed to know that. Besides, this doesn't even taste like water. (Points to his glass)

Rena: What? What's it taste like?

Kurama: Kinda like…seasoning.

Rain: So…why isn't Kurama dead?

Rena: Wait, if that wasn't the poison, where is the little dude?

Everyone except the three and Granny: (Bites chicken)

Rain: I don't know, but guess what I have! (Pulls out 'seasoning' from pocket)

Rena: Hey…that's…

Everyone except the three and Granny: (Collapse and die)

Granny: Huh? Is it napping time already? (Sleeps)

Rain: What? What happened?

Rena: Yup, just as I suspected.

Kurama: (Thinking) I'm glad that Rena-chan tried to kill me, 'cause it actually saved me! (Evil laugh)

Rain: What's with Kurama? He's twitching. (Poke, poke)

Rena: (Shrug) He probably went mental, finally!