Chapter twelve: Rahcknopholianne

The sound of loud, echoing footsteps of black combat boots could be heard through the whole building. Random officers stopped what they were doing to glance up at the tall, strong woman barging through their desks. She had unruly, blue hair to her shoulder blades, pulled back into not only two ponytails, but also a red bandana. She wore a red, Chinese-style dress, that reached her knees, with open thighs, where a red dragon tattoo wound down her leg.

All in all, she was beautiful, but short tempered and deadly.

"Um, miss?" Fury began shakily. "Do you have permission to enter the colonel's office?"

She said something in Chinese and went on.

"Er… Do you know Japanese?" Fury asked slowly.

She shook her head and kept going.

"Er…" he caught her arm. "You can't go in there."

She sighed and said something in Spanish. Fury just stared. Then something in Italian. Still, staring. Then Russian. Still, he stared. She waved her arms frantically and just barged into Roy's office. Roy looked up and Coniniaue and Edward turned. Coniniaue's eyes widened and she sat onto her knees, looking at the floor.

The women yelled something in Chinese at her.

"I'm sorry…"

She yelled something else.

"I know…"

One last thing.

"Yes, Aunt Rahckno."

Rahckno sighed. She glanced up and pointed at Edward.

"Yes, that's him. Edward, Aunt Rahcknopholianne. Aunt Rahcknopholianne, Edward."

Edward shook her hand. "Hello… Wait… AUNT?"

Rahcknopholianne nodded. "Me Coniniaue's aunt."

And of course, Edward was booted aside, and Roy took his place. "Why hello there, Rahcknopholianne, is it? What a bizarre name! Any particular roots?"

"Rahcknopholianne name of great Amazon goddess." Rahckno said angrily. "Not bizarre. Great!"

"Did I say bizarre? I meant great!" Roy chuckled.

"You no mean great!"

"Aunt Rahcknopholianne is an Amazon from China. She speaks every language, except Jewish and Japanese." Coniniaue sighed. "Beware of her, though. She is VERY skilled in martial arts. If she kisses your cheek it means that she will follow you to the ends of the Earth and kill you…" (A/N: Where did Areku get that from? LOL! Ranma ½ rocks!)

"What if she kisses my lips?"

"She's in love with you."

Rahckno tossed him a book and walked off, saying, "I be at Coniniaue house."

Roy opened the book. "'If an Amazon is defeated in combat with a girl, she must kill her. If she is defeated by a boy, she must make him her husband.' I like those odds."