A Random Fan Fic (Part 1)

By, yours truly, Rain-Chan (--)

Anime: Variety

Summary: A transformed version of the original script-formatted story. Written by Rain Meganime and Rena Kuroyama, edited by Rena Kuroyama.

Disclaimer: Nope, don't own a show…nope, not yet…

Warning: This may have spoilers for some shows, MAJOR Ooc-ness, and most definitely, character-death.

Day 4

Mustang was giving Edward an important mission, when Rena and Rain ran in the room. (They were, unfortunately, wearing mini skirts.) Rain was invited by her older cousin, Riza.

Mustang: (Big heart eyes) what are to beautiful ladies like yourselves doing in my office?

Edward: (Big tear drop thingy) I'm… not a lady, but it's nice to know you think I'm… beautiful…

Mustang: (adoring Rain and Rena)

Rena: WTF is this guy's deal?

Rain: (Informs Rena as if she knows the guy) He's desperate.

Edward: (thinks-WTF tear drop thingy)

Riza: LIEUTENANT COLONEL ROY MUSTANG! GET OFF MY COUSIN AND HER FRIEND!

Mustang: (Suddenly very serious) Sorry about that little ladies (holds Rain's hands) It was really wrong of me to do that to you pretty girls.

Rain: (Tear-drop thingy) no really, it's no problem at all. (Flinching)

Mustang: (Turns to Riza) see, she likes me… (Holds Rain closer) I mean (Goes really close to her face) who can resist me?

Rain: (Scared out of her mind. Mutters to Rena) Help me, help me, help me, pleeeease!

Rena: (Giggles at Rain's troubles)

Rain: (Looks at Mustang) don't you think you're a bit close?

Mustang: (Whispers) not close enough… (Suddenly steps back and put his hands at his family jewels) OWWW, RIZA, WTF!

Riza: I warned you, colonel. (Rain runs over to Riza and hides behind her, freaking out.)

Edward: (Yawns) I'd love to stick around and chat… but I have a life! (He starts to walk out the door, whistling with his hands behind his head.)

Mustang: (Back to Business) Edward, get over here!

Edward: (freaks out) what do you want, Mustang! (Glare)

Mustang: I have an important mission for you.

Rain: (Whispers to Rena) you know, he's really cute when he's all serious and not up close…

Rena: (Freaks out, whispers) who's he?

Rain: Roy, duh! (Shouts out, all perky)

Everyone: (Stares at the girls not Riza)

Rena/Rain: Uhh…

A loud buzzer went off and called Riza into another room.

Rena: She thinks...mmm! (Mouth gets covered by Rain's hand)

Rain: That there's nothing fun around here! (Sigh to self)

Mustang: (Very sexy) then why did you say my name?

Rena: SHE THINKS YOU'RE HOT!

Rain: (Death glare) I hate you…

Rena: (Grin) I hate you too!

Mustang: (Suddenly goes perverted again) So, milady, would you like to go out sometimes?

Rain: (Suddenly very disgusted) Run! (Starts to run away)

Rena: Don't worry; I'll keep your boyfriend safe!

Rain: (Stops running) Excuse you… (Death Glare)

Rena: ….Well he did ask you out….

Mustang: (Walks over to Rain, who's cornered into a wall) So, what do you say?

Rain: (Points behind Mustang) I say, where is that one kid… Edward? I think… I dunno, he was short, though….

Mustang: (Turns around. Sees no Edward, but an angry Riza.)

Rain/Rena: (Runs out of the building)

A loud smacking noise, followed by a loud painful scream.