A Random Fan Fic (Part 1)
By, yours truly, Rain-Chan (--)
Anime: Variety
Summary: A transformed version of the original script-formatted story. Written by Rain Meganime and Rena Kuroyama, edited by Rena Kuroyama.
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own a show…nope, not yet…
Warning: This may have spoilers for some shows, MAJOR Ooc-ness, and most definitely, character-death.
Day 4
Mustang was giving Edward an important mission, when Rena and Rain ran in the room. (They were, unfortunately, wearing mini skirts.) Rain was invited by her older cousin, Riza.
Mustang: (Big heart eyes) what are to beautiful ladies like yourselves doing in my office?
Edward: (Big tear drop thingy) I'm… not a lady, but it's nice to know you think I'm… beautiful…
Mustang: (adoring Rain and Rena)
Rena: WTF is this guy's deal?
Rain: (Informs Rena as if she knows the guy) He's desperate.
Edward: (thinks-WTF tear drop thingy)
Riza: LIEUTENANT COLONEL ROY MUSTANG! GET OFF MY COUSIN AND HER FRIEND!
Mustang: (Suddenly very serious) Sorry about that little ladies (holds Rain's hands) It was really wrong of me to do that to you pretty girls.
Rain: (Tear-drop thingy) no really, it's no problem at all. (Flinching)
Mustang: (Turns to Riza) see, she likes me… (Holds Rain closer) I mean (Goes really close to her face) who can resist me?
Rain: (Scared out of her mind. Mutters to Rena) Help me, help me, help me, pleeeease!
Rena: (Giggles at Rain's troubles)
Rain: (Looks at Mustang) don't you think you're a bit close?
Mustang: (Whispers) not close enough… (Suddenly steps back and put his hands at his family jewels) OWWW, RIZA, WTF!
Riza: I warned you, colonel. (Rain runs over to Riza and hides behind her, freaking out.)
Edward: (Yawns) I'd love to stick around and chat… but I have a life! (He starts to walk out the door, whistling with his hands behind his head.)
Mustang: (Back to Business) Edward, get over here!
Edward: (freaks out) what do you want, Mustang! (Glare)
Mustang: I have an important mission for you.
Rain: (Whispers to Rena) you know, he's really cute when he's all serious and not up close…
Rena: (Freaks out, whispers) who's he?
Rain: Roy, duh! (Shouts out, all perky)
Everyone: (Stares at the girls not Riza)
Rena/Rain: Uhh…
A loud buzzer went off and called Riza into another room.
Rena: She thinks...mmm! (Mouth gets covered by Rain's hand)
Rain: That there's nothing fun around here! (Sigh to self)
Mustang: (Very sexy) then why did you say my name?
Rena: SHE THINKS YOU'RE HOT!
Rain: (Death glare) I hate you…
Rena: (Grin) I hate you too!
Mustang: (Suddenly goes perverted again) So, milady, would you like to go out sometimes?
Rain: (Suddenly very disgusted) Run! (Starts to run away)
Rena: Don't worry; I'll keep your boyfriend safe!
Rain: (Stops running) Excuse you… (Death Glare)
Rena: ….Well he did ask you out….
Mustang: (Walks over to Rain, who's cornered into a wall) So, what do you say?
Rain: (Points behind Mustang) I say, where is that one kid… Edward? I think… I dunno, he was short, though….
Mustang: (Turns around. Sees no Edward, but an angry Riza.)
Rain/Rena: (Runs out of the building)
A loud smacking noise, followed by a loud painful scream.
