A/N- Hey everyone, I'm back again! This is a new story. Well, okay, not
quite a story. I was originally going to make a karaoke contest, and have
people vote on who would win, but then I realized that this isn't allowed.
I already got one story kicked off, and I'm not too excited to repeat that
experience. So this story is just a bunch of song parodies! They're really
funny, I think. And they really seem to fit. So enjoy, and R/R! Also, tell
me if you have a request for a parody!
A/N2- Tell me if it messes up the text, because if it squishes it all together I'll edit it and try to fix it. But try to let me know, and I'll also try to check myself.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, that's J.K Rowling. I also don't own Without Me, that's Eminem. Without Me- Eminem Without Me- Lord Voldie Intro
"Voldermort/Real Name No Gimmicks..." Refrain 1
2 Death Eater girls go round the outside/ round the outside, round the outside (Repeat Refrain 1) Refrain 2
Guess whos back, back again/ Voldie's back, tell a friend/ Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back/ Guess who's back... Verse 1
I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
see Riddle no more they want Voldie I'm chopped liver
well if you want Voldie, this is what I'll give ya
a little Butterbeer mixed with some hard liquor
some Death Eaters that'll jumpstart my plan quicker then a
rat when I find him at the bar with Bertha Jorkins and she's not cooperating
when she won't tell me info as I'm Oblivating
you lasted this long now stop the waiting cuz I'm back, I'm after Potter to be confiscating
I know that you got your friends Harry Potter but your godfather's family problem's complicating
So the Ministry wont let me be or let me be me so let me see
they tried to kill me down at Hogwarts, see, but it feels so empty without me
So come on and curse, oh yeah, I know it hurts, beat that, and it gets worse, it's you I'll coerce now get ready cuz this is about to get hotter
I can't kill the damn kid now F*** YOU POTTER! Chorus (X2)
Now this looks like a job for me so Death Eaters just follow me
cuz we need a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without me Verse 2
Hogwarts kids, they wanna rebel
Wanna help Dumbledore to give me hell
My supporters in Azkaban, they feel helpless, 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells "witch"
I'm a visionary, vision is scary, I'll start a revolution, pollutin the kids' minds, a rebel
so let me just revel an ask, the fact that I got Death Eaters kissing my @$$
and it's a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my @$$ you try to kill me?
Well I'm back (batman sound) fix your broken wand polish it and then I'm gonna
get in up into your brain, can't ignore
The center of attention back for the war
Stop protesting, or my dementors will be arresting
Investing in the giants while resting
No more testing, now it's time to play the game Feel the tension soon as someone says my name
Yeah I'm famous, now I've got acclaim
Gotta kill Potter, what a bloody shame! Chorus (X2) Verse 3
A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this sh*t that sh*t. Albus Dumbledore you can get your @$$ kicked
worse than those damn Mudbloods, and Potter
our rivalry is getting hotter, you 15 year old scar headed sea otter
You don't know me, you're too dumb to let go its through, nobody wants to listen to you!
Now lets go, give me a chance Death Eaters, it's time to advance
I've been there, wand at the ready, everyone already thinks you're unsteady
But sometimes the way it seems, everybody only wants to stare at me
So this must mean I'm disgusting, but its just me I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Lucius Malfoy, to do Black Magic to make people cower
and use it to get myself power(Hey)
there's a concept that works
20 million other Death Eaters emerge
but no matter how many fish in the sea it'd be so empty without me Chorus (X2)
A/N2- Tell me if it messes up the text, because if it squishes it all together I'll edit it and try to fix it. But try to let me know, and I'll also try to check myself.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, that's J.K Rowling. I also don't own Without Me, that's Eminem. Without Me- Eminem Without Me- Lord Voldie Intro
"Voldermort/Real Name No Gimmicks..." Refrain 1
2 Death Eater girls go round the outside/ round the outside, round the outside (Repeat Refrain 1) Refrain 2
Guess whos back, back again/ Voldie's back, tell a friend/ Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back/ Guess who's back... Verse 1
I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
see Riddle no more they want Voldie I'm chopped liver
well if you want Voldie, this is what I'll give ya
a little Butterbeer mixed with some hard liquor
some Death Eaters that'll jumpstart my plan quicker then a
rat when I find him at the bar with Bertha Jorkins and she's not cooperating
when she won't tell me info as I'm Oblivating
you lasted this long now stop the waiting cuz I'm back, I'm after Potter to be confiscating
I know that you got your friends Harry Potter but your godfather's family problem's complicating
So the Ministry wont let me be or let me be me so let me see
they tried to kill me down at Hogwarts, see, but it feels so empty without me
So come on and curse, oh yeah, I know it hurts, beat that, and it gets worse, it's you I'll coerce now get ready cuz this is about to get hotter
I can't kill the damn kid now F*** YOU POTTER! Chorus (X2)
Now this looks like a job for me so Death Eaters just follow me
cuz we need a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without me Verse 2
Hogwarts kids, they wanna rebel
Wanna help Dumbledore to give me hell
My supporters in Azkaban, they feel helpless, 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells "witch"
I'm a visionary, vision is scary, I'll start a revolution, pollutin the kids' minds, a rebel
so let me just revel an ask, the fact that I got Death Eaters kissing my @$$
and it's a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my @$$ you try to kill me?
Well I'm back (batman sound) fix your broken wand polish it and then I'm gonna
get in up into your brain, can't ignore
The center of attention back for the war
Stop protesting, or my dementors will be arresting
Investing in the giants while resting
No more testing, now it's time to play the game Feel the tension soon as someone says my name
Yeah I'm famous, now I've got acclaim
Gotta kill Potter, what a bloody shame! Chorus (X2) Verse 3
A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this sh*t that sh*t. Albus Dumbledore you can get your @$$ kicked
worse than those damn Mudbloods, and Potter
our rivalry is getting hotter, you 15 year old scar headed sea otter
You don't know me, you're too dumb to let go its through, nobody wants to listen to you!
Now lets go, give me a chance Death Eaters, it's time to advance
I've been there, wand at the ready, everyone already thinks you're unsteady
But sometimes the way it seems, everybody only wants to stare at me
So this must mean I'm disgusting, but its just me I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Lucius Malfoy, to do Black Magic to make people cower
and use it to get myself power(Hey)
there's a concept that works
20 million other Death Eaters emerge
but no matter how many fish in the sea it'd be so empty without me Chorus (X2)
