A/N- R/R! Tell me if the format doesn't work, and I'll try to fix it. Also,
I'm open to requests!
Disclaimer- Everyone already knows I don't own Harry Potter. And now I get to tell you that I don't own Be Our Guest, either!
A/N- Hermione is so into SPEW. Hehe.
Be Our Guest- Beauty and the Beast (Disney) They're Oppressed- Hermione Granger, Dobby, Winky, and the House-elves
*Dobby*-Students of Hogwarts, it is with deepest pride
and greatest pleasure that we serve for you tonight.
And now we beg for you to relax, let us conjure up a
chair as the house-elves proudly present- your dinner!
*Hermione*-They're oppressed!
They're oppressed!
And they never get a rest!
Tending fires, doing dishes, why
They must be oh-so-stressed
*Dobby*- We do all
You deserve
Why, we only live to serve
We love cleaning
Do it easily
Don't believe me? Ask Ron Weasley!
*Hermione*-You like serving
At first glance
But just give freedom a chance!
If you try it you are sure to be impressed
Go on now, here's a sock
You may find this a shock, but
You're oppressed!
You're oppressed!
You're oppressed!
*House-elves*- Bouillabaisse
Pumpkin juice
Being sick is no excuse!
*Dobby*-We'll prepare and serve with flair
Something we're proud to produce
First Years are young
Maybe scared
But the feast is all prepared
We're not sad, we're not complaining
We find house work entertaining
Sweeping floors
Making beds
Getting grease off Snapie's head
*Hermione*-Yes you're great
That is true
But see how freedom suits you
You're oppressed
You're oppressed
You must be stressed
It's freedom that I suggest!
You're oppressed
You're oppressed
You're oppressed
*Winky*- Life is not all glee
For a house-elf who is free
It's unnerving not to have someone to serve
Ah, those good old days with Master Crouch
He let me go even though I tried to plea
I'm so sad I've turned to drinking
My moral, it is just sinking
My poor master, was suffering without me
Most days I just lay around the castle
Bored, and sad, and lazy
And most things I see are hazy
*Hermione*- You're oppressed!
You're oppressed!
It's as if they are possessed!
Food prepared, they must be spared
It's slave labor I detest!
Please join SPEW
To help me
Let us write a new decree!
For their freedom, I'm pursuing
It's a plan that I'll be brewing
I'll read books
Library
No one will dare disagree!
Get to work! We want the Ministry impressed
*House-elves*-We've got a lot to do!
We live but to serve you
We're obsessed!
*Hermione*- You're oppressed!
You're oppressed!
You're oppressed!
*Dobby*- Who needs rest?
We're not stressed!
Our command is your request
If we were free we would miss being bossed around
And we're obsessed
Eat your meals
Be at ease
As house-elves we aim to please
We'll help keep the garden growing
Not a spec of dirt
Will we have showing
*Hermione*-House by house
One by one
It's so late when you are done
This way of life, it must be put to rest
We shouldn't prop our feet up
We ought to help you clean up
You're oppressed!
You're oppressed!
You're oppressed!
Disclaimer- Everyone already knows I don't own Harry Potter. And now I get to tell you that I don't own Be Our Guest, either!
A/N- Hermione is so into SPEW. Hehe.
Be Our Guest- Beauty and the Beast (Disney) They're Oppressed- Hermione Granger, Dobby, Winky, and the House-elves
*Dobby*-Students of Hogwarts, it is with deepest pride
and greatest pleasure that we serve for you tonight.
And now we beg for you to relax, let us conjure up a
chair as the house-elves proudly present- your dinner!
*Hermione*-They're oppressed!
They're oppressed!
And they never get a rest!
Tending fires, doing dishes, why
They must be oh-so-stressed
*Dobby*- We do all
You deserve
Why, we only live to serve
We love cleaning
Do it easily
Don't believe me? Ask Ron Weasley!
*Hermione*-You like serving
At first glance
But just give freedom a chance!
If you try it you are sure to be impressed
Go on now, here's a sock
You may find this a shock, but
You're oppressed!
You're oppressed!
You're oppressed!
*House-elves*- Bouillabaisse
Pumpkin juice
Being sick is no excuse!
*Dobby*-We'll prepare and serve with flair
Something we're proud to produce
First Years are young
Maybe scared
But the feast is all prepared
We're not sad, we're not complaining
We find house work entertaining
Sweeping floors
Making beds
Getting grease off Snapie's head
*Hermione*-Yes you're great
That is true
But see how freedom suits you
You're oppressed
You're oppressed
You must be stressed
It's freedom that I suggest!
You're oppressed
You're oppressed
You're oppressed
*Winky*- Life is not all glee
For a house-elf who is free
It's unnerving not to have someone to serve
Ah, those good old days with Master Crouch
He let me go even though I tried to plea
I'm so sad I've turned to drinking
My moral, it is just sinking
My poor master, was suffering without me
Most days I just lay around the castle
Bored, and sad, and lazy
And most things I see are hazy
*Hermione*- You're oppressed!
You're oppressed!
It's as if they are possessed!
Food prepared, they must be spared
It's slave labor I detest!
Please join SPEW
To help me
Let us write a new decree!
For their freedom, I'm pursuing
It's a plan that I'll be brewing
I'll read books
Library
No one will dare disagree!
Get to work! We want the Ministry impressed
*House-elves*-We've got a lot to do!
We live but to serve you
We're obsessed!
*Hermione*- You're oppressed!
You're oppressed!
You're oppressed!
*Dobby*- Who needs rest?
We're not stressed!
Our command is your request
If we were free we would miss being bossed around
And we're obsessed
Eat your meals
Be at ease
As house-elves we aim to please
We'll help keep the garden growing
Not a spec of dirt
Will we have showing
*Hermione*-House by house
One by one
It's so late when you are done
This way of life, it must be put to rest
We shouldn't prop our feet up
We ought to help you clean up
You're oppressed!
You're oppressed!
You're oppressed!
