Disclaimer- Let me tell you some more useless info! I don't own Pretty Fly for a White Guy! It belongs to Offspring!

A/N- Featuring the Maurauders at Hogwarts! YAY! Peter is a wannabe.

Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)- Offspring Pretty Fly for Animagi- Sirius Black, James Potter, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew

*Pete*-One, two, three, four

*James*-Give it to me, baby, huh huh, huh huh

Give it to me, baby, huh huh, huh huh

Give it to me, baby, huh huh, huh huh

And all the girlies say we're pretty fly for animagi

*Pete*-Uno, dos, tres, quatro, cinquo, senco, ses

*Remmie*-You know, it's kinda hard just to pass school today

Potions isn't cool, but we fake it anyway

Black may not have a clue though he does have style

But everything he lacks, well, he makes up in denial

*Pete*- So always hate, a Slytherin straight

You know they really don't get it anyway

Gonna play the Quidditch field, and keep it real

For you, no way, for you, no way

*Sirius *-So if you can't pass, then just cut class

At least you know that Snape could use a good kick in the ass

This school needs wannabes

So hey hey, do that brand new thing

*James *-Give it to me, baby, huh huh, huh huh

Give it to me, baby, huh huh, huh huh

Give it to me, baby, huh huh, huh huh

And all the girlies say we're pretty fly for animagi

*Remmie *-We needs some cool pranks, not just any will do

But Zonko's had no Stinksap, so we just bought glue

Now Snape's stuck to his Comet, and he sees the Slytherins pass

But if he looks twice, they're gonna kick his greasy ass

*Pete*- So always hate, a Slytherin straight

You know they really don't get it anyway

Gonna play the Quidditch field, and keep it real

For you, no way, for you, no way

*Sirius *-So if you can't pass, then just cut class

At least you know that Snape could use a good kick in the ass

This school likes wannabes

So hey hey, do that brand new thing

*Remmie*-Now, James's trying out for Quidditch, yeah, he really wants to Seek

But whenever he sees Lily, he can't resist to peek

We say he's trying too hard and that he's got a big head

But in his own mind, he's da bomb, that's what he said

*James*-Give it to me, baby, huh huh, huh huh

Give it to me, baby, huh huh, huh huh

Give it to me, baby, huh huh, huh huh

Uno, dos, tres, quatro, cinquo, senco, ses

*Pete*- So always hate, a Slytherin straight

You know they really don't get it anyway

Gonna play the Quidditch field, and keep it real

For you, no way, for you, no way

*Sirius *-So if you can't pass, then just cut class

At least you know that Snape could use a good kick in the ass

The school needs wannabes

The school loves wannabes

Let's get some more wannabes

And hey hey, do that brand new thing