Disclaimer- Part of Your World is not mine. And if you want a refresher, I don't own Harry Potter either.

A/N- I know Dudley doesn't really want to be a wizard, but just think about it! It was too perfect not to do. R/R!

Part of Your World- Disney Part of Your World- Dudley Dursley

Look at my stuff.

Isn't it neat?

Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?

Wouldn't you think I'm the boy,

The boy who has ev'rything.

Look at this room,

Planes that go zoom

How many candies can one kid consume?

Looking around here you'd think,

Sure, he's got ev'rything.

I've got T.V.s, computers aplenty.

I've got train tracks and Frisbees galore.

You want Playstation games? I've got twenty.

But who cares?

No big deal.

I want more.

I wanna be

Where the wizards are.

I wanna see

Wanna see 'em cursin',

Flyin' around on those,

Whatdya call 'em? Oh, brooms.

Wavin' a stick you don't get too far.

Wands are required for trickin', cursin',

Flyin around at that--what's the name again --Hogwarts.

Up where they curse,

Up where they fly,

Up where they zoom around in the sky.

Magical me,

Wish I could be

Part of that world.

What would I give

If I could live

Out there with wizards.

What would I pay

To spend a day

With powers unknown?

Bet Dumbledore

That old sock-whore

Bet he would teach me to
Do magic.

Just a muggle,

Such a struggle',

Lots of demands.

And ready to know what the wizards know.

Ask 'em my questions and get some answers.

What's a wand, and how does it--what's the word--curse?

Let me immerse

Wouldn't I love,

Love to learn at that school

I'm in awe of,

Beyond that train.

Could I remain

Part of that world.