Disclaimer- I don't own Hakuna Matata. If you didn't know that- I'm scared.

A/N- I can totally picture the Malfoy family singing this! R/R!

Hakuna Matata- Disney Avada Kedavra- Lucius Malfoy, Draco Malfoy, and Narcissa Malfoy

*Lucius*- Avada Kedavra!
What a wonderful phrase!

*Draco*- Avada Kedavra!
Ain't no passin' craze.

*Lucius*- No more Dumbledore for the rest of your days.

*Both*- It's our Potter-free philosophy.

*Lucius*- Avada Kedavra!

*Lucius*- Why, when I was still at Hogwarts...

*Draco*- When he was still at Hogwarts...

*Lucius*- That was horrible!

*Draco*- Thanks.

*Lucius*- I found the Maurauders lacked a certain appeal.
They could give me a headache after every meal.

*Draco*- I'm a sensitive soul, though I seem real tough.
And I hated when Harry would strut his stuff.
And, oh, his fame!

*Lucius*- They were never ashamed!

*Draco*- Have to work on my aim!

*Lucius*- We'll win this damn game!

*Draco*- It isn't dumb luck...

*Lucius*- How did you feel?

*Draco*- ...every time that I...

*Lucius*- Hey, Draco, not in front of your mum!

*Draco*- Oh, sorry.

*Both*- Avada Kedavra!
What a wonderful phrase!
Avada Kedavra!
Ain't no passin' craze.

*Cissa*- No more Dumbledore for the rest of your days!

*Draco*- Yeah, sing it, mum!

*All*- It's our Potter-free philosophy!
Avada Kedavra!

*Lucius*- It's our motto, hun!

*Cissa*- What's a motto?

*Lucius*- Nothing, what's a matter with you!?!

*All*- [chanting]
Avada Kedavra!
Avada Kedavra!
Avada Kedavra!
Avada...!

*Cissa*- No more Dumbledore for the rest of your days!

*All*- It's our Potter-free philosophy.
Avada Kedavra!
Avada Kedavra!