WARNING- CONTAINS SLIGHT OotP SPOILER.

Disclaimer- Jailhouse Rock is not mine. Duh!

A/N- I can definitely see the Death Eaters doing this. LOLZ! Enjoy! I'll upload more soon!

Jailhouse Rock- Elvis Jailhouse Rock- Lucius Malfoy, Lord Voldie, and Bellatrix Lestrange

*Lucius*- The Dark Lord threw a party here in Azkaban.
The Death Eaters all came and they began to plan.
I tried to dye Crabbe's hair like my peroxide blonde.
You should've seen the whole group with their wands.
Let's curse, everybody, let's curse.
It's time for our bad luck to reverse
When we perform the Killing Curse.

*Bellatrix*-Lucius Malfoy brought it with that damn snake cane
Crabbe and Goyle swore that we were all insane.
Well they're prob'ly right but we don't care a bit,
That's why we're Death Eaters, we don't give a sh*t,
Let's curse, everybody, let's curse.
It's time for our bad luck to reverse
When we perform the Killing Curse.

*Voldie*- My faithful old Death Eaters, well they said to me
"You're the most evil wizard that I ever did see.
Your laugh is scarier than that of a banshee,
come on and do the Killing Curse with me."
Let's curse, everybody, let's curse.
It's time for our bad luck to reverse
When we perform the Killing Curse.

*Bellatrix*- I can't believe we got caught and put back in here
I love the way we fill everyone's hearts with fear
Pretty soon you can be sure we'll break right out
With Voldie on our side we don't have any doubt
Let's curse, everybody, let's curse.
It's time for our bad luck to reverse
When we perform the Killing Curse.

*Lucius*- Waving round a wand can give you such a thrill
I say we make a list of people we should kill
Remus Lupin, Dumbledore and Potter of course
As for all the rest, we'll take 'em all by force
Let's curse, everybody, let's curse.
It's time for our bad luck to reverse
When we perform the Killing Curse.
Let's all do the Killing Curse
Let's all do the Killing Curse
Let's all do the Killing Curse
Let's all do the Killing Curse