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A/N- Hagrid got expelled, he didn't drop out. But hey, close enough! Just picture him singing this, lolz! More coming soon!

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Beauty School Dropout- Grease Magic School Dropout- Rubeus Hagrid

My story'd make you sob
A teenage wizard slob
Got turned in by a traitor, name of Tom
My future's lookin' blue now
My wand is snapped in two now
My dad died, and now so did my mom

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T'was off to Azkaban with me
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Carted me to a fortress in the sea
They didn't even give me time to have
A second chance
After spending all that time with Aragog at the school dance

Better get moving (Better get movin)
First Aragog, and then Norbert
What am I proving (What am I provin)
My monster pets always get hurt

If I took the old exams, I could write a good report
Turn in my umbrella and go back to Hogwarts

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Drinking at the Three Broomsticks
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Gambling's what I do for kicks

Well Tom Riddle almost snuffed it, and he would
Deserve that fate
And no Death Eater should stick with him except to be snake bait

I shouldn't sweat it (Don't sweat it)
I should've known she'd be defiant
Better forget it (Forget it)
Nobody likes a- a half-giant

And now my face is red, I've hurt my head,
This seems like some cruel sport
I better save some face and go back to Hogwarts

This time I won't blow it
Dumbledore, he will be proud
I know I know it
I sure hope I'll be allowed

Now I've called the shot, I'm ready to rock, I owe this one to me
Gotta be going to that pub in Diagon Alley

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Go back to Hogwarts
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Go back to Hogwarts
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Go back to Hogwarts