A Rabbit and A Tiger

By: PurpleCobra247

Rated R for mild violence, some sexual content, and adult language.

(Once more, the Looney Tunes don't belong to me. They belong to "you know who." The white tiger is mine. Enjoy.)

Chapter 1: A Lost Animal... turned into a New Friend

It was another beautiful day in Looney Tunes City. All the Looneys were just relaxing at the gym for a few hours. They settled tents and sleeping bags, as if they were camping. They also had two t.v.'s, a Playstation 2, and a Nintendo Gamecube. One of them also had a Playstation Portable(which comes out on March 24th, for those who want it). You can take a wild guess who has that.

"Thisth placthe bringsth back stho many memoriesth." Daffy said to himself. Bugs sighed in response as he was setting up his tent.

"Yeah." He replied. "This was da place where me and Lola foist met. That's someting to rememba."

"Ya got that right! Hey, Sthylesthter! Where'sth my sthcrewdriver!"

Sylvester came from the locker room with the mechanical screwdriver in his hand. He handed it to Daffy as he spoke.

"You might wanna be careful, Daffy." He warned. "ACME made thisth and their lifetime guarantee isth a fake."

"I don't care!" Daffy yelled as he started up the machine. When he placed the screwdriver on the screw, it spun him instead of the screw. Sylvester held his laugh, but it was too much. He busted out laughing as Bugs watched them, shaking his head in annoyance.

"Oh, brudder. Daff will neva loin." He said to himself as he looked up at the locker room entrance. He noticed light steam coming from it and he stopped.

"Hey, docs." He called to Daffy and Sylvester. Daffy was still spinning, but Sylvester managed to stop laughing, so he could reply.

"Yeah, Bugsth?" He asked. Bugs stood up on his feet as he replied.

"Who's in dere?" He asked back.

"In where?"

"In da locker room."

"Lola. Why?"

Bugs raised an eyebrow sensually.

"I'm gonna love dis." He said to himself as he walked towards the locker room and went inside. Sylvester looked back at Daffy, who finally landed on the floor with a THUD! He chuckled.

"What a ride, huh?" He said sarcastically. Daffy shook his head to shake off the dizziness.

"Shut the hell up." He swore.

Meanwhile...

Bugs was walking through the locker room, following the path of steam. When he got to another entrance, he heard a shower running. The only question was: Which one was it?

"Now, where could she be?" He asked himself outloud as he entered the shower room. Suddenly, he slipped on a puddle of water, but managed to catch himself in a push-up position. Then, slowly stood back up.

"Dat was close." He followed the path of water this time. When he stopped, he looked up from the floor and watched the water flow out of a shower stall he was standing by. That could mean only one thing...

"Lola's in dis one." He thought to himself as he quietly pulled on the shower curtain. Then, he quietly walked inside and closed it again. He surprised her by wrapping his arms around her waist.

"Bugs, what are you doing?" She asked surprisingly. He chuckled softly.

"Just wanna say hi, baby." He replied seductively as he kissed her neck softly. She moaned as she lifted her head slowly, reaching behind her, so she could force Bugs closer. He intesified this by massaging her shoulders in a circular motion. She squeezed her grip even tighter on Bugs, but he didn't feel it.

"Ohhhhhh, my God!" She moaned loudly. "Give me more, Bugsy!"

Back out in the gym...

Sylvester sat on the floor, with his legs crossed. He was looking bored.

"C'mon, Daffy! Haven't you done enough already?" He asked. Daffy stared at the whining cat with death in his eyes.

"Could be quiet for one minute!" He asked back. "Asth sthoon asth I pitch up the tent, I'll be done and we can play Playstation all we want."

"Well, hurry up!" His small cat ear twitched towards the locker room entrance and looked puzzled. "What isth Bugsth doing in there?" He stood up and walked into the room.

Back in the shower...

Bugs and Lola were now in a kissing frenzy, having Lola against the wall. They were engaged in a delicious liplock while Bugs was caressing her entire body from the shoulders down. She moaned between kisses as he did this. What they didn't know is that Sylvester was entering the shower room, following the water path. When he heard moaning from the stall he was standing next to, he took a step back.

"Aw, yeah. Bugsth isth really lovin' her assth." He said to himself. He ran back out to warn Daffy.

"Daffy! Daffy!" He called. Daffy looked up and saw Sylvester running towards him.

"What isth it, Sylvester?" He asked, hooking up the PS2.

"Bugsth and Lola are really 'doin' it' in the locker room!" Sylvester exclaimed. Daffy stopped his work and stood up.

"No way!" He exclaimed.

"Yeah. They really are!"

"Let'sth not disthurb them, then. They do need their time 'alone', ya know."

"And let's not tell them that I sthaw them." They shook hands on it afterwards.

Back in the locker room...

Lola was finally dressed in a bathrobe, sitting on Bugs' lap on the bench near the lockers. She had her arms wrapped around his neck while Bugs had his arms around her waist. She had her smooth, sexy legs wrapped around his waist.

"Oh, Bugs," She cooed softly. "You gave me more love than ever."

"As always." Bugs replied. "Shall we continue?"

"You read my mind, Bugsy." They continued to kiss as Lola was rubbing herself on Bugs' crotch smoothly. They moaned in unison as they felt this.

In the gym...

Daffy and Sylvester were playing Gran Turismo 3 Aspec on PS2. They were struggling to win on the Super Speedway.

"Oh, no! You damn Dodge Viper won't beat me!" Daffy swore. Sylvester started to sweat.

"Well, your sthtupid-assth Corvette won't beat me, rookie!" He yelled back. They continued to play until...

"What the hell?" Sylvester asked himself as he turned towards the front door. He heard sirens wailing outside. He paused the game and walked up to the door.

"Hey! What's the damn idea!" Daffy yelled, but Sylvester didn't listen. Daffy knew that when Sylvester doesn't listen, something's wrong. He resisted his temper and ran up to the curious cat.

"Sthly, what'sth wrong?" He asked. Sylvester finally said:

"It'sth the Animal Patrol. They're looking for a loosthe animal."

"A loosthe animal!"

Inside the locker room...

Lola's ear twitched when she heard Daffy scream. She stopped the kiss, which puzzled Bugs.

"What's da matter, sweetheart?" He asked. Lola looked at the front of the locker room, but still responded.

"Did you hear Daffy?" She asked. She got off of Bugs and went to the entrance. "He said something about a loose animal."

"A loose animal? Again?" Bugs asked. "I tought they took care of dat."

"Maybe this is different this time." She turned around. " I suggest you go out there with Daffy and Sylvester and find out what's going on. I need to get dressed."

"I'd rather stay in here and watch ya." Lola giggled as she crossed her arms.

"C'mon, Bugs! I'm serious."

"Alright, I'm goin'." He walked up to her and gave her a small kiss on the lips before she continued on. Lola looked over her shoulder as she shook her head.

"Bugs always has a cute side to his humor sometimes." She said to herself.

Back outside...

Bugs just arrived right when Sylvester left out the door. Daffy turned around and saw Bugs.

"Bugsth, you heard me, right?" He asked.

"Actually, Lo hoid ya. Is dere really a loose animal from the ACME Zoo again?" He replied.

"Yeah. We sthaw the animal patrol drive by and justht figured that out. Where isth Lola anyway?"

"She's in da locker room. She has to get dressed."

"You shoulda sthtayed with her." Bugs showed a awkward look on his face.

"Dat's what I told her. But she had to say, 'C'mon, Bugs. I'm serious.' Dat would've been fun though."

After that remark, Lola walked out. She was dressed in a white short-sleeved t-shirt with purple jean shorts and a white scrunchie in her hair. She walked up to Bugs and Daffy.

"Where's Sylvester?" She asked Bugs.

"I guess he went out to see what's goin' on." He replied. Daffy was staring at Lola's jean pocket. He noticed a Playstation Portable in her back pocket. He was about to reach for it, but Bugs inturrupted him.

"Daff, shouldn't we follow him and see what's up, doc?" He asked. Daffy looked calm, but was anxious.

"Yeah, sthure." He replied, trying to act as innocent as possible. All three of them walked out and saw Sylvester talking with one of the officers. Bugs and Daffy went towards him while Lola, being as curious as she was, decided to explore the forrest in the very back of town.

"Hey, doc!" Bugs called out. "What's goin' on?"

"There's a white Bengal tiger cub on the loose and we better retrieve him before he causes more trouble. We believe that he ran in that forrest somewhere and we're gonna investigate."

"What will you do to the cub when you find him?"

"Then, he's gonna go back to the ACME Zoo where he belongs."

"Soundsth fair to me." Daffy agreed. "How about we help them out, huh?"

Bugs and Sylvester nodded simultaneously in response.

"Don't worry, doc. We'll have da tiga back in no time." Bugs said as they walked into the forrest.

Meanwhile, inside the forrest...

Lola was walking around through the gloomy trees. She searched in the trees, in the logs, and even in a lake. Still, no luck. Then, she started to shiver.

"What was that?" She stammered as she heard a low growling sound. She froze at where she was standing. Then, the growl got louder and she stood back until she bumped into a tree. She hung on the trunk of it and shivered violently.

"This is not good." She swore to herself. Then, a small dark figure appeared from the bushes. She screamed like a petrified girl and ran fast into the forrest. The shadowy figure followed.

As for the patrol, Daffy, Bugs, and Sylvester...

Bugs heard Lola's scream and gasped.

"Lola! She's in trouble!" He exclaimed. Daffy looked surprised.

"She went in here already? I didn't know." He replied. Sylvester started to sweat again.

"I alstho hear the tiger sthomewhere!" He exclaimed. "He mustht be with Lola!"

"Oh, my God!" Bugs exclaimed as he ran into the crowd of trees. "LOLA! I"M COMIN'!"

"We might asth well help him out before he doesth sthomething sthupid." Daffy swore.

Meanwhile, deeper in the forrest...

Lola was still running from the mysterious figure, which was hot on her tail. She decided to take a confusing detour. Instead of keeping straight, she took a sharp turn to the right. She looked behind her while she was running, making sure that it still wasn't following her. She wasn't looking where she was going and when she turned around, she couldn't duck in time as she got knocked out by a low tree branch. She was knocked out for a minute before she slowly sat up. Her nose was bleeding as she wiped a bit of blood on her glove. She gasped with fear as she quickly covered her nose.

"Oh, my God." She swore. "That's gotta leave a mark." She slowly stood up and walked into a cave nearby, so she could rinse her nose. She pulled out a tissue from one of her pockets and quickly wiped up her nose completely.

"That's the last time I'll run into a branch." She promised herself as she kneeled down toward a small pond and took a puddle of water and splashed it on her face.

"That's better." She sighed. Then, she heard footsteps from behind her. Then, she heard something sliding with the footsteps. She turned around fast and saw the same figure she was running from, except it had something in its mouth. She stayed calm this time as she sat down, keeping her cool. When the figure appeared in the light, it revealed to be the white tiger cub the patrol was after. Its innocent blue eyes looked up at Lola as it meowed.

"Aw. You was chasing me the whole time?" She asked the tiger. He nodded while he meowed again. She noticed her Playstation Portable in his mouth. She looked surprised as she crawled up to it.

"My Playstation Portable! I must've dropped it when I ran into the branch." She took it and placed it back in her back pocket. She picked up the cub and embraced it. "Thanks for finding it for me. I wonder how you escaped from the zoo in the first place." She looked at him straight in the eyes. "You look too cute to be a zoo animal. Mind if I give you a name?"

He meowed in response.

"Okay. How about I call you... " She was almost out of ideas. Then, she saw the Sony logo on her PSP. That gave her an idea. "...Sony."

He meowed as he licked her cheek. She giggled.

"I guess that's a 'yes.'" She said to herself. Then, she heard more footsteps as Sony stopped licking her. "Uh, oh! The patrol is coming. There has to be a way to hide you. " She smiled slyly. "Hmmm... I've got a good idea."

Minutes later...

Lola stood up as if nothing happened. She was holding Sony behind her back in her hands. She looked as innocent as possible. Before they came in, she looked over her shoulder and whispered to Sony:

"Don't say a word and don't move." He nodded in response. She looked back in her direction again just in time to see Bugs, Daffy, Sylvester, and the animal patrol enter.

"Hey, guys." She greeted in her normal tone, trying to sound as plain as possible. So far, they were falling for it.

"Lola! Are you alright, doc?" Bugs asked. Lola nodded.

"I'm fine. I was running from this horrible monster and I ran into a tree branch. My nose was bleeding, but I took care of it. Then, I just decided to make shelter here until you found me." She replied. 75 of that explaination was the truth, but the last sentence was actually a lie. She used a different sentence to replace the part where she found Sony. It still worked though.

"Oh, good. Did you find da tiga?"

"The tiger? Oh, yeah. Well, I couldn't find him anywhere. I kept hearing the meowing sound, but it keeps running away. So, I decided to just let him go for now."

"Nice try, Lola." One of the officers said. "You did your best to capture that cub, but it managed to run away. I guess we'll have to try some other time." He patted her on the shoulder before he walked back out. Bugs, Daffy, and Sylvester walked up to her.

"Lola, you had me scared stiff! You could've been killed or someting!" Bugs warned her. She raised a hand to stop him, but still held Sony behind her back in one hand.

"It's okay, Bugs. You worry about me too much. You need to rest, baby." She rubbed under his chin softly. "I'll always be with you..." She placed Sony in her other and bigger pocket as she spoke, crossing her fingers desperately behind her back in the process. "...Always." She kissed him and then, walked out, back to the city. Daffy and Sylvester caught Bugs right when he fainted. They carried him the rest of the way.

"I'm tellin' ya, Sthly. One of thesthe daysth, Bugsthy here'sth gonna learn to calm down when he getsth a kissth from Lola." Daffy told the red nosed cat, who nodded in agreement.

"Yeah. I faint at the sthight of her when she'sth naked sthometimesth, but now, I know not to look at her naked assth again." He agreed. Daffy chuckled.

"I get your drift, buddy boy." He replied as they continued back to town, not knowing that Lola still held Sony.

To be continued...