Disclaimer- I don't own Girl All the Bad Guys Want.

A/N- The chorus is a little bit of a stretch, but it's not bad. Also, I got some requests and got lyrics, I just have to actually parody them. So if you gave me a request and I didn't do it, don't give up!

Girl All the Bad Guys Want- Bowling For Soup Witch All Good Wizards Want- Ron Weasley

5 o'clock, Friday night, and I'm debating
'Bout tryin' to ask out a girl a little smarter than me
Her name's Hermione, when I see her she's elating
She passes classes which is much harder than it seems

When she casts spells
The school rolls their eyes and Fred and George sing
She doesn't notice me

Cause she's busy studying
Revising for Potions
Working on her homework
Practicing wand motions

She thinks that I'm just a good friend
Maybe I can pretend
How will all of this end
Why doesn't she comprehend
It's on her I depend
Yeah I like the witch all good wizards want
She's the witch all good wizards want

She likes libraries and I like playing Quidditch
Her Hogwarts trunk is full of books about the rules of our school
She says she'd like to score a perfect on exams
Why can't she see that I am not just another fool

When she casts spells
The school rolls their eyes and Fred and George sing
She doesn't notice me

Cause she's busy studying
Revising for Potions
Working on her homework
Practicing wand motions

She'd rather date a hero
I'm just another zero
I know my dad can't employ
But does money make a boy?

She thinks that I'm just a good friend
Maybe I can pretend
How will all of this end
Why doesn't she comprehend
It's on her I depend
Yeah I like the witch all good wizards want
She's the witch all good wizards want
She's the witch all good wizards want
She's the witch all good wizards want

There she goes again
With bushy hair, her wand raised in the air
She broke my heart, I wish that she could see
All I want is for her to like me

Now I am busy studying
Tried to revise for potions
Working on my homework
Practicing wand motions
I can't be a hero
I'm just another zero
My hair's a stupid red... red... red...

She thinks that I'm just a good friend
Maybe I can pretend
How will all of this end
Why doesn't she comprehend
It's on her I depend
Yeah I like the witch all good wizards want

She's the witch all good wizards want
She's the witch all good wizards want
She's the witch all good wizards want
She's the witch all good wizards want
She's the witch all good wizards want
She's the witch all good wizards want