Disclaimer- Nope, I don't own West Side Story either.

A/N- This is a cool song. If you don't know it, you should listen to it if you wanna. R/R!

Gee, Officer Krupke- West Side Story Gee Minister Fudge- Dumbledore, Sirius, Remmie, Snape, McGonagall, and Hogwarts students

*McGonagall (imitating Fudge)*- Hey you!

*Dumbledore*- Who me, Cornelius Fudge?

*McGonagall (imitating Fudge)*- Yeah you, give me one good reason for not taking you out to Azkaban, you traitor!

*Dumbledore*- Dear kindly Mr. Fudge

You need to listen hard

You really shouldn't judge

Just 'cuz some of us are scarred

The Ministry is crazy

Lord Voldemort is back

Oh good God, get ready to attack!

*Students*- Cornelius Fudge

We're very annoyed

the Dark Lord is among us

Don't let us be destroyed

We really aren't traitors

You've misunderstood

We're on the side that works for good

*Dumbledore*- Works for good!

*Students*- We are good, we are good

Yes we work for good

And inside the worst of us is good

*McGonagall (imitating Fudge)*- That's a pathetic story

*Dumbledore*- I will tell it to the world!

*McGonagall (imitating Fudge)*- Just tell it to Umbridge!

*Dumbledore*- Dear kind Professor Umbridge

Believe me when I say

If we don't join together

The future's looking gray

I know that you don't like me

But please give me a chance

Let's not let the Death Eaters advance

*Sirius (imitating Umbridge)*- Hem hem! Dear Mister Fudge

It's safe to assume

It's not me Albus needs

It's just a St. Mungo's room

He's just like his brother

Who had fun with goats

You're jealous that he got more votes

*Dumbledore*- Lots more votes

*Students*- Lots more votes, lots more votes

He got lots more votes

You're jealous because he got more votes

*Sirius (imitating Umbridge)*- Hear ye, hear ye. In the opinion of my court, this man is insane on account he ain't got a normal brain.

*Dumbledore*- Hey, I'm insane on account of my brain!

*Sirius (imitating Umbridge)*- So take him to a Seer. You!

*Remus*- Who me?

*Dumbledore*- My enemy's a snake man

He's evil as can be

My groundsman collects beer cans

And screams like a banshee

My brother got arrested

Cuz he used his goats for wrong

It's no wonder we don't get along

*Remus (imitating Seer)*- Yes, Minister Fudge

Stop clouding my Eye

Voldemort has risen

This I cannot deny

Dumbledore's alright, and that is a fact

I think you're the one who's cracked

*Dumbledore*- You have cracked!

*Students*- You have cracked, you have cracked

Yes it's true you've cracked

Like we think that's you're the one who's cracked

*Remus (imitating Seer)*- The future shows that Dumbledore does not need to give up his job at all. You are wrong, he is right.

*Dumbledore*- Hey, I'm actually right!

*Remus (imitating Seer)*- So take him to Mr. Weasley!

*Dumbledore*- Oh, good old Mr. Weasley

They tell me I'm too old

They'd rather just replace me

And leave me in the cold

You know that I'm not crazy

You know I speak the truth

I'm as sharp as I was in my youth

*Snape*- Why, look Minister

You've been proven wrong

Dumbledore's not lying

the Dark Lord's getting strong

I doubt it's the fact that you misunderstood

You ought to know we work for good

*Dumbledore*- Work for good

*Everyone*- Work for good, work for good

Yes we work for good

And inside the worst of us is good

The trouble is he's crazy

The trouble's in his jinx

The trouble is he's lazy

The trouble is he stinks

The trouble is he's growing

The trouble is he's grown

Oh Fudge, we've got troubles of our own

Cornelius Fudge

We're down on our knees

*Dumbledore*- You've got to believe us

I'm begging you, please!

*Everyone*- Cornelius Fudge

What are we to do?

Gee Minister Fudge

Fudge you!