Disclaimer- Nope, I don't own West Side Story either.
A/N- This is a cool song. If you don't know it, you should listen to it if you wanna. R/R!
Gee, Officer Krupke- West Side Story Gee Minister Fudge- Dumbledore, Sirius, Remmie, Snape, McGonagall, and Hogwarts students
*McGonagall (imitating Fudge)*- Hey you!
*Dumbledore*- Who me, Cornelius Fudge?
*McGonagall (imitating Fudge)*- Yeah you, give me one good reason for not taking you out to Azkaban, you traitor!
*Dumbledore*- Dear kindly Mr. Fudge
You need to listen hard
You really shouldn't judge
Just 'cuz some of us are scarred
The Ministry is crazy
Lord Voldemort is back
Oh good God, get ready to attack!
*Students*- Cornelius Fudge
We're very annoyed
the Dark Lord is among us
Don't let us be destroyed
We really aren't traitors
You've misunderstood
We're on the side that works for good
*Dumbledore*- Works for good!
*Students*- We are good, we are good
Yes we work for good
And inside the worst of us is good
*McGonagall (imitating Fudge)*- That's a pathetic story
*Dumbledore*- I will tell it to the world!
*McGonagall (imitating Fudge)*- Just tell it to Umbridge!
*Dumbledore*- Dear kind Professor Umbridge
Believe me when I say
If we don't join together
The future's looking gray
I know that you don't like me
But please give me a chance
Let's not let the Death Eaters advance
*Sirius (imitating Umbridge)*- Hem hem! Dear Mister Fudge
It's safe to assume
It's not me Albus needs
It's just a St. Mungo's room
He's just like his brother
Who had fun with goats
You're jealous that he got more votes
*Dumbledore*- Lots more votes
*Students*- Lots more votes, lots more votes
He got lots more votes
You're jealous because he got more votes
*Sirius (imitating Umbridge)*- Hear ye, hear ye. In the opinion of my court, this man is insane on account he ain't got a normal brain.
*Dumbledore*- Hey, I'm insane on account of my brain!
*Sirius (imitating Umbridge)*- So take him to a Seer. You!
*Remus*- Who me?
*Dumbledore*- My enemy's a snake man
He's evil as can be
My groundsman collects beer cans
And screams like a banshee
My brother got arrested
Cuz he used his goats for wrong
It's no wonder we don't get along
*Remus (imitating Seer)*- Yes, Minister Fudge
Stop clouding my Eye
Voldemort has risen
This I cannot deny
Dumbledore's alright, and that is a fact
I think you're the one who's cracked
*Dumbledore*- You have cracked!
*Students*- You have cracked, you have cracked
Yes it's true you've cracked
Like we think that's you're the one who's cracked
*Remus (imitating Seer)*- The future shows that Dumbledore does not need to give up his job at all. You are wrong, he is right.
*Dumbledore*- Hey, I'm actually right!
*Remus (imitating Seer)*- So take him to Mr. Weasley!
*Dumbledore*- Oh, good old Mr. Weasley
They tell me I'm too old
They'd rather just replace me
And leave me in the cold
You know that I'm not crazy
You know I speak the truth
I'm as sharp as I was in my youth
*Snape*- Why, look Minister
You've been proven wrong
Dumbledore's not lying
the Dark Lord's getting strong
I doubt it's the fact that you misunderstood
You ought to know we work for good
*Dumbledore*- Work for good
*Everyone*- Work for good, work for good
Yes we work for good
And inside the worst of us is good
The trouble is he's crazy
The trouble's in his jinx
The trouble is he's lazy
The trouble is he stinks
The trouble is he's growing
The trouble is he's grown
Oh Fudge, we've got troubles of our own
Cornelius Fudge
We're down on our knees
*Dumbledore*- You've got to believe us
I'm begging you, please!
*Everyone*- Cornelius Fudge
What are we to do?
Gee Minister Fudge
Fudge you!
A/N- This is a cool song. If you don't know it, you should listen to it if you wanna. R/R!
Gee, Officer Krupke- West Side Story Gee Minister Fudge- Dumbledore, Sirius, Remmie, Snape, McGonagall, and Hogwarts students
*McGonagall (imitating Fudge)*- Hey you!
*Dumbledore*- Who me, Cornelius Fudge?
*McGonagall (imitating Fudge)*- Yeah you, give me one good reason for not taking you out to Azkaban, you traitor!
*Dumbledore*- Dear kindly Mr. Fudge
You need to listen hard
You really shouldn't judge
Just 'cuz some of us are scarred
The Ministry is crazy
Lord Voldemort is back
Oh good God, get ready to attack!
*Students*- Cornelius Fudge
We're very annoyed
the Dark Lord is among us
Don't let us be destroyed
We really aren't traitors
You've misunderstood
We're on the side that works for good
*Dumbledore*- Works for good!
*Students*- We are good, we are good
Yes we work for good
And inside the worst of us is good
*McGonagall (imitating Fudge)*- That's a pathetic story
*Dumbledore*- I will tell it to the world!
*McGonagall (imitating Fudge)*- Just tell it to Umbridge!
*Dumbledore*- Dear kind Professor Umbridge
Believe me when I say
If we don't join together
The future's looking gray
I know that you don't like me
But please give me a chance
Let's not let the Death Eaters advance
*Sirius (imitating Umbridge)*- Hem hem! Dear Mister Fudge
It's safe to assume
It's not me Albus needs
It's just a St. Mungo's room
He's just like his brother
Who had fun with goats
You're jealous that he got more votes
*Dumbledore*- Lots more votes
*Students*- Lots more votes, lots more votes
He got lots more votes
You're jealous because he got more votes
*Sirius (imitating Umbridge)*- Hear ye, hear ye. In the opinion of my court, this man is insane on account he ain't got a normal brain.
*Dumbledore*- Hey, I'm insane on account of my brain!
*Sirius (imitating Umbridge)*- So take him to a Seer. You!
*Remus*- Who me?
*Dumbledore*- My enemy's a snake man
He's evil as can be
My groundsman collects beer cans
And screams like a banshee
My brother got arrested
Cuz he used his goats for wrong
It's no wonder we don't get along
*Remus (imitating Seer)*- Yes, Minister Fudge
Stop clouding my Eye
Voldemort has risen
This I cannot deny
Dumbledore's alright, and that is a fact
I think you're the one who's cracked
*Dumbledore*- You have cracked!
*Students*- You have cracked, you have cracked
Yes it's true you've cracked
Like we think that's you're the one who's cracked
*Remus (imitating Seer)*- The future shows that Dumbledore does not need to give up his job at all. You are wrong, he is right.
*Dumbledore*- Hey, I'm actually right!
*Remus (imitating Seer)*- So take him to Mr. Weasley!
*Dumbledore*- Oh, good old Mr. Weasley
They tell me I'm too old
They'd rather just replace me
And leave me in the cold
You know that I'm not crazy
You know I speak the truth
I'm as sharp as I was in my youth
*Snape*- Why, look Minister
You've been proven wrong
Dumbledore's not lying
the Dark Lord's getting strong
I doubt it's the fact that you misunderstood
You ought to know we work for good
*Dumbledore*- Work for good
*Everyone*- Work for good, work for good
Yes we work for good
And inside the worst of us is good
The trouble is he's crazy
The trouble's in his jinx
The trouble is he's lazy
The trouble is he stinks
The trouble is he's growing
The trouble is he's grown
Oh Fudge, we've got troubles of our own
Cornelius Fudge
We're down on our knees
*Dumbledore*- You've got to believe us
I'm begging you, please!
*Everyone*- Cornelius Fudge
What are we to do?
Gee Minister Fudge
Fudge you!
