Disclaimer- Obviously, I don't own YMCA.

A/N- Picture the house-elves all doing this dance. Hehehe. Totally cool. R/R!

YMCA- Village People YMCA- Dobby and the House-Elves

*Dobby*- Winky, there's no need to be sad.
I said, Winky, help me start a new fad
I said, Winky, being free's not so bad
There's no need to be unhappy.

Winky, there's a place you can go.
I said, Winky, it is true as you know.
You can work here, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

*All*- It's fun to work down at Hogwarts today.
It's fun to work down at Hogwarts today.

They have tons of cleaning for house-elves to do,
There will be no time for you to feel blue ...

It's fun to work down at Hogwarts today.
It's fun to work down at Hogwarts today.

You can make sure it's swept, you can serve a good meal,
It really is a good deal ...

*Dobby*- Winky, are you listening to me?
I said, Winky, how come you cannot see?
I said, Winky, this place is like in dreams.
But you got to know this one thing!

No man cleans or cooks by themself.
I said, Winky, you're a really great elf,
Now just go there, down to Hogwarts today.
That is where you should stay.

*All*- It's fun to work down at Hogwarts today.
It's fun to work down at Hogwarts today.

They have tons of cleaning for house-elves to do,
There will be no time for you to feel blue ...

It's fun to work down at Hogwarts today.
It's fun to work down at Hogwarts today.

You can make sure it's swept, you can serve a good meal,
It really is a good deal ...

*Dobby*- Winky, I was once in your socks.
I said, Hogwarts, well it really just rocks.
I know Malfoy wouldn't care if I died.
I put his mean words aside...

That's when Harry Potter came up to me,
And said, Dobby, go to the school with me.
Why don't you work down at Hogwarts today.
Dumbledore will give you pay.

*All*- It's fun to work down at Hogwarts today.
It's fun to work down at Hogwarts today.

They have tons of cleaning for house-elves to do,
There will be no time for you to feel blue ...

Hogwarts today... you'll find fun down at Hogwarts today.

*Dobby*- Winky, Winky, there's no need to be sad.
Winky, Winky, help me start a new fad.

*All*- Hogwarts today... you'll find fun down at Hogwarts today.

*Dobby*- Winky, Winky, there's no need to be sad.
Winky, Winky, help me start a new fad.

*All*- Hogwarts today ... just go to Hogwarts today.

*Dobby*- Winky, Winky, are you listening to me?
Winky, Winky, how come you cannot see?