Disclaimer- I don't own You're So Vain.
A/N- They're singing to Draco, of course! R/R!
You're So Vain- Carly Simon You're So Vain- Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger
*Hermione*- You walked right into Hogwarts
Like you were walking on a catwalk
Your hair was perfectly gelled of sorts
You thought you'd give us all a shock
You always looked in the mirror
And you watched yourself cast spells
*All*- And Slytherins dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner and
You're so vain
You probably think the whole school just loves you
You're so vain
I bet you think the whole school loves you
Don't you, don't you
*Harry*- Well you tried me several years ago
You thought you could act like kings
And you said that we could do great things together
And that you could show me things
But you gave away the truth 'bout yourself
And you lost your claim on me
*All*- I had some dreams and I was reading tea leaves
Was reading tea leaves and
You're so vain
You probably think the whole school just loves you
You're so vain
I bet you think the whole school loves you
Don't you, don't you, don't you
I had some dreams and I was reading tea leaves
Was reading tea leaves and
You're so vain
You probably think the whole school just loves you
You're so vain
I bet you think the whole school loves you
Don't you, don't you
*Ron*- Well I hear you went up to Azkaban
I guess the Dark Lord didn't win
So you tried to escape and make a plan
And laugh and get drunk on gin
Well you better stay away from my sister
And while you do that
You're one of Voldemort's spies or a Slytherin traitor
Slytherin traitor
*All*- You're so vain
You probably think the whole school just loves you
You're so vain
I bet you think the whole school loves you
Don't you, don't you, don't you
You're so vain
You probably think the whole school just loves you
A/N- They're singing to Draco, of course! R/R!
You're So Vain- Carly Simon You're So Vain- Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger
*Hermione*- You walked right into Hogwarts
Like you were walking on a catwalk
Your hair was perfectly gelled of sorts
You thought you'd give us all a shock
You always looked in the mirror
And you watched yourself cast spells
*All*- And Slytherins dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner and
You're so vain
You probably think the whole school just loves you
You're so vain
I bet you think the whole school loves you
Don't you, don't you
*Harry*- Well you tried me several years ago
You thought you could act like kings
And you said that we could do great things together
And that you could show me things
But you gave away the truth 'bout yourself
And you lost your claim on me
*All*- I had some dreams and I was reading tea leaves
Was reading tea leaves and
You're so vain
You probably think the whole school just loves you
You're so vain
I bet you think the whole school loves you
Don't you, don't you, don't you
I had some dreams and I was reading tea leaves
Was reading tea leaves and
You're so vain
You probably think the whole school just loves you
You're so vain
I bet you think the whole school loves you
Don't you, don't you
*Ron*- Well I hear you went up to Azkaban
I guess the Dark Lord didn't win
So you tried to escape and make a plan
And laugh and get drunk on gin
Well you better stay away from my sister
And while you do that
You're one of Voldemort's spies or a Slytherin traitor
Slytherin traitor
*All*- You're so vain
You probably think the whole school just loves you
You're so vain
I bet you think the whole school loves you
Don't you, don't you, don't you
You're so vain
You probably think the whole school just loves you
