A/N- Guess who's back? Back again? Voldie's back! Tell a friend! Yep, it's the return of Voldie the white rapper. Gotta love it! Sorry for the wait-I can't apologize enough. R/R! My Name is- Eminem My Name is- Lord Voldie
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Ahem.. excuse me!

Can I have the attention of the school

for one second?
Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)

Wanna see me sic dementors on each one of my side-kicks? (Uh-huh!)

Wanna follow me and hate exactly who I did? (Yeah yeah!)

Get killed and get screwed up worse that my life is? (Huh?)

I'm fighting fate, no one believes that I'm straight

and I can't figure out which Death Eater I want to eliminate (Ummmm..)

And Pettigrew said, "Lord Voldie you should be dead!"

Uh-uhhh! "That's what Lucius said! I wish I'd fled!"

Well since first year, I've felt like I had no fear

Cause I hung my pet snake from the chandelier when he called me queer

Got pissed off and scarred Harry Potter's head up

And cursed him so hard I knocked his parents down and left him up

I torture muggles for fun and I've just begun

Believe me, I won't stop going till I've won

C'mere sl#t! (Voldie, wait a minute, that's my wife, hands off!)

'Vada Kedavra, my job is to kill muggles off!
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Transfiguration prof. wanted to fail me in Hogwarts school

Thanks a lot, you'll be sorry when it's you I rule

I hit him in the face with the killing curse, got him where it hurts

Watch out Dumbledore, you know that I'm perverse (Owwwwwwww!)

Walked in the graveyard, killed the g0dd@mn guard

Chopped Wormtail's hand off, and made Harry Potter's head scarred

Evilest of evil, cursin' all the students at school

in their classes while they're screamin' at me: "DON'T BE A FOOL!"

Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to

I just found out Potter gets more press than I do (No!)

I told him I'd come back because that boy just must die

And after that I'll kill Wormtail, that traitor loves to cry (Don't
hurt me!)

You know you blew up with your gang in Azkaban

afraid to touch your hands just cuz you're a wanted man (Aaahhhhhh!)

This kid with a camera asked for my autograph

(Please, can I have your autograph?!)

So I signed it: 'Creevey, I'll kick Potter's @$$, SUCK UP!'
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My name is.. {scratches} Lord Voldie

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Stop the tape! This man needs to be locked away! (Get him!)

Lucius, man, don't just stand there, CURSE TODAY!

I'm not ready to lose, not gonna say good-bye (Forget that!)

I'm ready to curse Potter's head off, there's no way that he can
survive

(Huh yup!) Think I'm leaving or quitting? No way, I've just arrived

My Death Eaters are returning-yeah I'm alive! (watch out!)

All my life I was very deprived

I ain't killed a muggle in days, and my wand is too potent to hide

(Whoops!) Cloak torn, fashion like Lucius Malfoy (so hot!)

Dark Lord's favorite toy, like evil's blonde poster boy (C'mere-)

When I was little I used to get so angry I would act blonde

HOW CAN YOU TEACH ME MAGIC MOM? (WAH!)

YOU AIN'T GOT NO WAND! (WAHHH!)

I stay awake and lounge around in a chair

I'll make Wormtail bring me milk, and scare him out of his hair
(Hehe!)

I'm comin' back (wOo wOo!)

And by the way, if you see that Black? (Yeah?)

Tell him I'll slit his boyfriend's throat-no I'm not on crack! (Duh!)
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