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A/N- Blaise Zabini. A girl or a guy? An age old question-not answered here! But keep reading for Blaise's thoughts on the matter. I know it's short but the original song is short, so what can I say? More coming soon, R/R and send requests!

Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman- Britney Spears Am I a Girl, or am I a Guy?- Blaise Zabini

I used to think
Slytherin pride, it was everything
But now I know
That life doesn't always, go my way (yeah)
Feels like I'm stuck in the middle
That's when I realize

Am I a girl?
Or am I a guy?
I just need some time,
Identity that's mine,
While I'm in between
Am I a girl?

There is no need to misjudge me
It's time that I (I)
Figure this out now, on my own
I've seen so much more than you know now
Don't tell me to shut, my eyes

Am I a girl?
Or am I a guy?
I just need some time,
Identity that's mine,
While I'm in between
Am I a girl?

Now you must look at me closely
You can see it in my thighs,
The girl that's in my mind,
Ain't gay

(Am I a girl?) I'm not a girl don't tell me Draco likes me
(Or am I a guy?) I'm just trying to find the guy that's in me yeah
(All I need..) oh all i need is time, identity thats mine
While I'm in between
Am I a girl?
(Or am I a guy?) No No
(The guy that's in me) I just need some time
A moment that is mine
While I'm in between
Am I a girl?

oooooohoooo
Or am I a guy?