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A/N- This definitely describes the pattern going on with the DADA teachers. Definitely. R/R! I'm open to requests.

Another One Bites the Dust- Queen Another One Bites the Dust- Dumbledore

Ooh, let's go

Quirrell walks warily down the hall

His turban so tight it hurts

Got a voice on the back of his head

His wand is ready to curse

Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this

Lockhart Oblivated his memory

Out of the doorway the pixies fly

Now he's going to flee - yeah

Another one bites the dust

Another one bites the dust

And another one gone and another one gone

Another one bites the dust, eh

Hey, the next one will go too

Another one bites the dust

How do you think I'm going to get along

Cuz Lupin, he is gone

The best teacher that we ever had

Had to resign on his own

I'm not happy, I'm not satisfied

Cuz Moody was just a fake

The Polyjuice Potion tricked us all

That was a big mistake

Look out

Another one bites the dust

Another one bites the dust

And another one gone and another one gone

Another one bites the dust, eh

Hey, the next one will go too

Another one bites the dust

Hey

Oh take it

Bites the dust - bite the dust hey

Hey

Another one bites the dust

Another one bites the dust, ow

Another one bites the dust, hey hey

Another one bites the dust, heeey

Ooh shut down

There are plenty of things that Umbridge had done wrong

I'm glad that she stepped down

Cuz we beat her

She's a cheater

Had to treat her bad and leave her

When she's down, yeah

But I'm ready, yes I'm ready for you

The last one for sure was the worst

Maybe this one will stay for longer

Defense Against the Dark Arts ain't cursed

Oh yeah

Another one bites the dust

Another one bites the dust

And another one gone and another one gone

Another one bites the dust, yeah

Hey, the next one will go too

Another one bites the dust

Shut down

Hey, alright