A/N: Thanks for the reviews everybody, I appreciate it. I'm surprised people actually like it to be honest; it's just a bunch of dribble coming from a crappy poker player. To those who reviewed:
LadyPhoenix99: Thanks. No…I'm not a pervert. LOL. Anyway, whoever I would tell this said I was only watching it for the "eye candy" but this is definitely not true. I just wasted 10 seconds to admit that…
As far as your story goes, I'll try to start reading up on it this weekend. Work has been a pain in the rear so I haven't been able to read as many fics as I would like.
Satra: Glad you like it. I hope you enjoy this one too.
Anime-Ruthless: Thanks SO much for pointing that small error out to me. By now it has been fixed. I was a little asleep at the wheel when I typed this up, so I think that's where I goofed up.
DreamCherry66: Seto/Joey? Not really my style…No, I won't send the heart of the cards after you. Thanks for reading.
Feebeefi: Glad you like the little Star Wars jokes. I promise you there will be at least one more crack before it's all over.
TrueYamigirlfriend: I'll send you the site that I found if you would email me with your address or something like that. Oh, and the force is still with you. Thanks for reading.
Shy and LeighC: I NEVER DROOLED! Well…I stared blankly once or twice, but that's about it. Anyways, thanks for reading, and I'll be checking out Shy's fics sometime soon.
Kikoken: No worries about the late review. I'm just glad to get reviews most of the time. Anyways, how's your work comming? I don't see as many updates from you as I used to. Oh, all in good time I guess they say. Thanks for reading.
Well, that's everybody…
Darth Vader: CARLOS! I….am your Father.
BDB: You, stop this silliness. There's no more need for these silly Star Wars jokes! The craze has died down, it's over!
Darth: You will join me and embrace the power of the DARK SIDE!
BDB: Umm…O.K. Do I get one of those cool light sabers?
Darth: Yes.
BDB: YEAH! Um…enjoy the chapter as I play with my new light saber!
Darth: The light saber is not a toy!
Oh…I don't own Star Wars or Darth Vader. George Lucas does. I think. Hell, I don't own Yu-gi-oh! either.
Chapter Six: Deadwood Trimming- Tristan vs. Joey
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A stunned group of young poker players recieved a new set of hands as the poker game rolled on.
"KAIBA! DO YOU NOW SEE THE POWER OF THE HEART OF THE CARDS?" Yami yelled as Kaiba quietly counted his chip stack.
"YES! ARE YOU HAPPY? I SEE THE POWER IN THE STUPID HEART OF THE CARDS!" Kaiba covered his mouth.
Dammit! I'm starting to TALK like I believe in the heart of the cards! This isn't good.
"Um...moving on. Anyone want out before the flop?" Duke asked as he wondered if Seto Kaiba was stillsane.
Everyone threw away what they had except for Serenity, Joey and Tristan.
"Guys...you both realize that you don't have that much money left. Are you sure you wanna go up against me? (jack of clubs, ten of diamonds) Serenity asked as she moved the bulk of her chip stack into the pot.
"Will you go out on a date with me if I do?" Tristan (2 of spades, 2 of hearts) asked as he looked over his chips.
"HEY! You leave my sista alone! I'm still pissed about what happened earlier!"
"Like I said, it's not my fault you stashed all of your porn on the-" Tristan could not get the words out before Joey(three of hearts, queen of spades)lunged for his throat again.
Joey and Tristan again tackled each other, their friends looking on.
"Silly degenerates." Kaiba shook his head, watching the fight.
"Um, Guys, can you stop fighting so we can keep the game going?" Tea asked,bored out of her mind.
"Let them go, that's the most fight I've ever seen out of either one of them." Bakura spat out as he leaned back in his chair.
"Twenty bucks says Joey wins!" Mai said as she played with the chips in her seriously depleted chip stack.
Umm..Bakura. Can I have my body back?
Bakura (through is mind link, of course) let out a stream of curse words and insults that would make any sailor seem like a choir boy.
NO! We're winning more money now! Why don't you crawl someplace and stay out of my way.
Ryou sighed, knowing he probably wouldn't get his body back until Bakura was bored with the game. Either that or drunk.
Meanwhile, Joey and Tristan were continuing their anger-driven tussle.
"That's my ear you jackass!"
"Well, you bit my arm!"
The rest of the gang tried to muffle laughter as Serenity smuggled the rest of both their chips into her own pile.
"Hey! IS THAT ACTION NOT ILLEGAL?" Yami roared as Serenity arranged her new chip stack.
"Well...it's not illegal if any of you didn't see it." She looked around the room and winked at her fellow players, who all turned a blind eye to her cheating.
"I didn't see anything, did you Tea?" Mai asked as Joey executed his famous noogie headlock on Tristan.
Tea shook her head and smiled, and Duke decided to deal another hand out.
"Oh well. They were dead wood anyway." Duke said as he distributed everyone new cards.
The hand went on (for once) without incident until it came up to the community cards.
"Hey! Where da heck are our chips?"
Joey was looking around at for his poker chips and saw nothing but an empty space.
"Yeah! We didn't lose, so we should still have money to play with!" Tristan added, equally dumbfounded as his friend.
"No you don't. While you two decided to get into one of your male bonding rituals, we decided to go on withthe poker game." Kaiba looked over his cards, and decided to bet based on what he saw.
"Can it, Rich Boy!"
"Oooh! Running out of insults, puppy?" Kaiba nearly laughed out loud as Joey starting yelling curse words and other insults in his direction.
I don't see how the Wheelerette can deal with this blundering fool all of the time! And his pencil-head companion is just as stupid and annoying.
Mokuba was busy downloading a playlist to his MP3 player when he noticed a set of files called Kaiba's Music.
"Seto listens to music? I never thought he had time for it with all of his work."
His curiousity getting the better of him, the younger Kaiba decided to browse through the file. As he scrolled down the list he found various types of music, ranging from instrumental jazz to heavy metal. His brother had pretty good taste in music, at least until he got down towards the bottom.
"OH...MY...GOD! I could blackmail Seto into anything I want with this one!"
Mokuba did his best super-evil-bad-guy laugh as he began to make a list of all the things he would demand from his big brother.
What was the point to this chapter? Well...when I think of one I'll let you know. Anyway, Joey and Tristan have been "eliminated" leaving Serenity as chip leader. Will she hold on to her chip lead? And what music could be so awful, so out-of-character that would lead Mokuba into bribing his big brother? Find out next time.
Sorry if the chapter sucked, people. I've been getting "brain cramps" lately and hardly anything I write seems readable to me. Eat your vegetables, take care, and
GEAUX TIGERS! (sorry, had to get that one in)
BDB...out.
