A/N- Sorry about the ridiculously long update wait. But I'm trying, right? Okay, so here's the latest, which insert disclaimer here I don't own the original lyrics to, of course. Um, so please make requests, those are the most fun to do. And as always, I love reviews, so don't hesitate to comment!

Holding Out for a Hero- Bonnie Tyler

Why Am I Such a Zero?- Ron Weasley

Where have all good times gone

And why am I left out?

And what about Hermione

Who I can't live without?

Sometimes it seems like a scar is all that I need

So I can get some of the press on which the whole school seems to feed!

But I'm a zero

Why am I such a zero? I can't get an invite…

Why is red hair all wrong?

Why must I be surpassed?

No one cares that I too got to fight

Cuz I'm a zero

Why am I such a zero? I can't get an invite…

I just hate being poor

Why can't I make girls swoon?

Why can't I get some luck in my life (luck in my life)?

Some time after first year

She took over all my dreams

Always just ahead of me

Too good for me, or so it seems

Racing on my Comet and missing every goal

It's gonna be a miracle if I don't lose control

But I'm a zero

Why am I such a zero? I can't get an invite…

Why is red hair all wrong?

Why must I be surpassed?

No one cares that I too got to fight

Cuz I'm a zero

Why am I such a zero? I can't get an invite…

I just hate being poor

Why can't I make girls swoon?

Why can't I get some luck in my life (luck in my life)?

She snogged somebody else like I wasn't there

It shouldn't matter to me

She likes "good Quidditch players"; I don't care

Honestly

Through the spells and the hell and the dark

Comes the curse and tears flood

I miss that know-it-all

I feel it in my blood

But I'm a zero

Why am I such a zero? I can't get an invite…

Why is red hair all wrong?

Why must I be surpassed?

No one cares that I too got to fight

Cuz I'm a zero

Why am I such a zero? I can't get an invite…

I just hate being poor

Why can't I make girls swoon?

Why can't I get some luck in my life (luck in my life)?