A/N- I thought I'd try my hand at this legendary song. Draco seemed like a good one to sing it, to poor Lucius in Azkaban. What a waste of that hot blonde hair and evil snake cane, to be sitting in jail. Anyway, here's Draco in another number, with Dumbledore singing part of the Galileo part in parentheses for kicks. R/R! And requests are welcome!

Bohemian Rhapsody- Queen

Bohemian Rhapsody- Draco Malfoy

Is this my mission

To be a fatality?

Helping the Dark Lord

With his immortality

Dark Mark in the sky

Are you ready to die or flee?

I am a Malfoy, I need no sympathy-

I know that you'll succumb, and you'll go,

Just say goodbye, you're too slow

Dumbledore does not know, nobody yet suspects me,

Not me

Daddy, he's in Azkaban

A mistake, he should have fled,

Was arrested here, instead

Daddy, my plan's come undone

The Dark Lord's furious with the delay

Mama ooo,

Didn't mean to make you cry-

The plan can't fail, I'll try again tomorrow-

Dumbledore, Dumbledore, doesn't yet suspect-

Too late, my time is up,

Send Death Eaters inside

It's the final battle time,

Goodbye Dumbledore- you've got to go-

Gotta leave Potter behind and face your doom

Mama ooo- Snape will be exposed

I don't want to die,

I sometimes wish the Dark Lord would just fall

I see the evil silhouette of a man,

Voldemort, Voldemort, do Avada Kedavra -

Killing Curse and Dark Mark -very very frightening me-

Lucius Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy,

Lucius Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy,

Lucius Malfoy ended up in Azkaban

But I am a Malfoy, why don't you all fear me?

(Dumbledore- He's just misguided from a Dark family-

Spare him his life from this monstrosity-)

Say goodbye, you're too slow –you'll succumb and go-

(Dumbledore- Voldemort no-,we will not let you go-let him go-

Voldemort no-,we will not let you go-let him go-

Voldemort no-,we will not let you go-let me go-)

Will not let you go-let me go

Will not let you go let me go

No, no, no, no, no, no, no-

Harry Potter, Harry Potter, Harry Potter you will die -

Voldemort has a role set aside for me, for me, for me-So you think you can

pity me, I'm no ally -

So you think you can teach me, then leave me to die-

Oh Daddy-don't let him do this to me -

Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-

No one really suspects,

Everyone should flee,

No one except Harry –no one really suspects me,

But soon I'll be exposed...