A/N- Sorry about the long update wait, but this is the kind of thing you need to have like, inspiration for or something. So yeah, this one is really weird, but Slughorn needed a song, ya know? He's kind of a blowhard, and seemed obsessed with Harry's mom, so this kind of makes fun of that. Anyway, read on and review!
Behind Blue Eyes- The Who
Massive Thighs- Professor Slughorn
No
one knows what it's like
To be a fat man
To have a bad
tan
And massive thighs
No one knows what it's
like
Reinstated
To be fated
To teaching Dark Lord spies
But my potions
They aren't as useless
As my memories
seems to be
Lily Evans, was my favorite
A gift for Potions
Just like Harry
No
one knows what it's like
To feel its your fault:
Voldemort
Damn being short
No one has connections
The way I do
I am not a blowhard
I'll show you
But my
potions
They aren't as useless
As my memories seems to
be
Lily Evans, was my favorite
A gift for Potions
Just
like Harry
When I buy mead, we'll crack it open
Before I
give it to Dumbledore
Slytherin rocks, minus the blonde kid
Draco Malfoy's dad was a whore
If they try to make me
be evil
Bring me back to the good side
I can make you some
Felix Felicis
Still can't believe Harry's mom died
No
one knows what it's like
To be a fat man
To have a bad
tan
And massive thighs.
