A/N- What's that? Mrs. Weasley doesn't have a song? Well, let's fix that. That's right- Candy Shop it is, as requested by LelyintheSky! Keep those requests and reviews comin'!
Disclaimer- Just to mix it up, let me tell you that I don't own these awesome Weasleys. Or Sirius. Which is extremely sad. Cuz J.K. Rowling just doesn't know how to take care of her fabulously sexy Marauders. And also, I don't own Candy Shop. I can't see myself writing this song, though that would be too funny.
Candy Shop- 50 Cent ft. Olivia
Flourish and Blotts- Molly Weasley ft. various Weasleys
Ron- Yeah...
Uh huh
So productive
Molly-I'll take you to Flourish and Blotts
I'll buy you schoolbooks and whatnot
For dress robes, our next stop
Arthur, look at all that we bought! (whoa)
Arthur- I'll take you to Flourish and Blotts
I'll have to spend all I got
And sadly, that is not a lot
Damn Lucius Malfoy's not that hot! (whoa)
Molly-We can go where you want, so where are we off to?
At Gringotts Bill can get us in if we should want to
The tension's rising, okay let's go now to the next store
It's too bad Hagrid doesn't do this anymore
I'll buy you lunch Harry now, honey it's not hard
Nobody should hate you just because of your scar
In the Leaky Cauldron or in Fortescue's ice cream
Proud to be escorting Hogwarts very own dream team
Got a magic wand, I'm the nurturing type
And I think Sirius Black is not worth the hype
Wanna show me your shop, Fred and George? Amazing!
And to think all this time we thought they were misbehaving
I'm a seasoned vet when it comes to my kids
Don't act like I don't know what Percy's sexual pref. is
And I'm trying to explain to Ginny the best I can
Why Sirius shares his bedroom with another man (ha ha)
Molly-I'll take you to Flourish and Blotts
I'll buy you schoolbooks and whatnot
For dress robes, our next stop
Arthur, look at all that we bought! (whoa)
Arthur- I'll take you to Flourish and Blotts
I'll have to spend all I got
And sadly, that is not a lot
Damn Lucius Malfoy's not that hot! (whoa)
Fred & George- Yeah what we do (what we do)
And where we do (and where we do)
The things we do (things we do)
Are just between me and you (oh yeah)
Molly-Alright kids, now it's time to go home
Hey Ron, I thought I told you to use a comb
'Cause Bill's girl Fleur is coming for dinner tonight
And we want to make a good impression, right?
Being the mother of seven kids is a full time job
Especially when one of them is such a snob
Isn't it ironic how I'm not as thin as Narcissa Malfoy
When I have more kids and her son's a fairy boy?
But our hair is cooler, 'cause it's red
Bill, Charlie, Percy, Ron, Ginny, George, and Fred
I can't believe Bill and Fleur are about to wed
I do wish he would've chosen Tonks instead
We'll be back here soon to get some wedding things
Tough luck, but that's the way the phoenix sings
I go to Diagon Alley for my wizarding needs
Where conflict and success are guaranteed
Molly-I'll take you to Flourish and Blotts
I'll buy you schoolbooks and whatnot
For dress robes, our next stop
Arthur, look at all that we bought! (whoa)
Arthur- I'll take you to Flourish and Blotts
I'll have to spend all I got
And sadly, that is not a lot
Damn Lucius Malfoy's not that hot! (whoa)
Molly-I'll take you to Flourish and Blotts
I'll buy you schoolbooks and whatnot
For dress robes, our next stop
Arthur, look at all that we bought! (whoa)
Arthur- I'll take you to Flourish and Blotts
I'll have to spend all I got
And sadly, that is not a lot
Damn Lucius Malfoy's not that hot! (whoa)
