A/N- What's that? Mrs. Weasley doesn't have a song? Well, let's fix that. That's right- Candy Shop it is, as requested by LelyintheSky! Keep those requests and reviews comin'!

Disclaimer- Just to mix it up, let me tell you that I don't own these awesome Weasleys. Or Sirius. Which is extremely sad. Cuz J.K. Rowling just doesn't know how to take care of her fabulously sexy Marauders. And also, I don't own Candy Shop. I can't see myself writing this song, though that would be too funny.

Candy Shop- 50 Cent ft. Olivia

Flourish and Blotts- Molly Weasley ft. various Weasleys

Ron- Yeah...

Uh huh

So productive

Molly-I'll take you to Flourish and Blotts

I'll buy you schoolbooks and whatnot

For dress robes, our next stop

Arthur, look at all that we bought! (whoa)

Arthur- I'll take you to Flourish and Blotts

I'll have to spend all I got

And sadly, that is not a lot

Damn Lucius Malfoy's not that hot! (whoa)

Molly-We can go where you want, so where are we off to?

At Gringotts Bill can get us in if we should want to

The tension's rising, okay let's go now to the next store

It's too bad Hagrid doesn't do this anymore

I'll buy you lunch Harry now, honey it's not hard

Nobody should hate you just because of your scar

In the Leaky Cauldron or in Fortescue's ice cream

Proud to be escorting Hogwarts very own dream team

Got a magic wand, I'm the nurturing type

And I think Sirius Black is not worth the hype

Wanna show me your shop, Fred and George? Amazing!

And to think all this time we thought they were misbehaving

I'm a seasoned vet when it comes to my kids

Don't act like I don't know what Percy's sexual pref. is

And I'm trying to explain to Ginny the best I can

Why Sirius shares his bedroom with another man (ha ha)

Molly-I'll take you to Flourish and Blotts

I'll buy you schoolbooks and whatnot

For dress robes, our next stop

Arthur, look at all that we bought! (whoa)

Arthur- I'll take you to Flourish and Blotts

I'll have to spend all I got

And sadly, that is not a lot

Damn Lucius Malfoy's not that hot! (whoa)

Fred & George- Yeah what we do (what we do)

And where we do (and where we do)

The things we do (things we do)

Are just between me and you (oh yeah)

Molly-Alright kids, now it's time to go home

Hey Ron, I thought I told you to use a comb

'Cause Bill's girl Fleur is coming for dinner tonight

And we want to make a good impression, right?

Being the mother of seven kids is a full time job

Especially when one of them is such a snob

Isn't it ironic how I'm not as thin as Narcissa Malfoy

When I have more kids and her son's a fairy boy?

But our hair is cooler, 'cause it's red

Bill, Charlie, Percy, Ron, Ginny, George, and Fred

I can't believe Bill and Fleur are about to wed

I do wish he would've chosen Tonks instead

We'll be back here soon to get some wedding things

Tough luck, but that's the way the phoenix sings

I go to Diagon Alley for my wizarding needs

Where conflict and success are guaranteed

Molly-I'll take you to Flourish and Blotts

I'll buy you schoolbooks and whatnot

For dress robes, our next stop

Arthur, look at all that we bought! (whoa)

Arthur- I'll take you to Flourish and Blotts

I'll have to spend all I got

And sadly, that is not a lot

Damn Lucius Malfoy's not that hot! (whoa)

Molly-I'll take you to Flourish and Blotts

I'll buy you schoolbooks and whatnot

For dress robes, our next stop

Arthur, look at all that we bought! (whoa)

Arthur- I'll take you to Flourish and Blotts

I'll have to spend all I got

And sadly, that is not a lot

Damn Lucius Malfoy's not that hot! (whoa)