Something Ridiculously Perfect
by meethzoonk

He came to my room last night.

A knock on the door and I willingly let you in.

There's that tingle when your arms nearly brush up against each others and I had all these raging flips in my tummy. Like, I really need to pee. Yeah. That yummy fluttery butterfly feeling in my tummy. A carnival in my belly. That euphoria, the whole real deal. No, I won't overanalyze. I'm just the dumb blonde tripping over my words that come out all wrong when you're around.

Words shouldn't be spoken. You know, I know, we both know that words are only time-wasting obstacles that keep us from behaving freely like animals. You stare at me, artlessly, yet your view see miles and miles into me. You know what I'm thinking. Yes, you do, and I'll make you know what's on my mind. Take your straw hat off, throw it respectively onto my bed. Make me look away, catch me offguard and kiss me hard on the mouth. Yes, that's it baby, force my lips to let you in.

Oh, Luffy. You taste like rubber just like I thought you would, with a hint of mayonnaise and fresh eggs and something meaty. But still, so sweet to me. Hilarious, hilarious. I feel a giggle coming up my throat, so I bite, bite you hard, you bite back just as hard and it zooms, a spark of electrical energy, all the way down my spine and into my cunt. It's messy and hot and sweaty but I'm so addicted.

Where do I end and you begin? Our limbs, hearts, our loves are intertwined. I can hear you, hard breathing in my ear, deeper inside me. And then I rise up and we shatter. We shatter, Luffy. A million pieces of you and me on my bedroom floor. We're in such a beautiful mess! But that's okay. No, I'm not mad. I won't hit you. You'll be lost in me and I'll be lost in you.

You smile your wonderful bright smile and you wrap me up in you. It's the safest place to be, enveloped in your arms. You are my warm fur coat, my protection. Shadows play around and I'm wearing time like I can just throw it off, dump it on my bedroom floor, crumpled. It's too exhausting trying to think up conversation all the time, it's nice when we can have a silence and have you there beside me, knowing you're not going anywhere.

My dearest Luffy. Goodnight. I'll see you in the morning.


It's morning. Good morning! Look out the window, the sky is cloudless, still and white.

I asked you a question, do you remember?

At dawn, I woke you upand asked if I was perfect. I know it's a silly question but Luffy, I'm a girl and I'm meant to be asking you boys truckloads of silly questions. And yes, you answered, very sleepily and slightly grunting, "I don't know, Nami. I like you so I guess that makes you perfect.. Except when you get mad and hit me.."

You know what I did? I smiled. Oh, I blushed and gushed like a little schoolgirl! But you didn't see me. No, you were asleep, fell right back onto that pillow and snored. I'll show you that side of me some other time. Yes, I promise.

Luffy… I like your out of the bed look. It makes me want to ruffle your hair. Stay here. Let's skip breakfast. Oh, well, of course you don't want to, I was asking for the impossible. But please, let me ruffle your hair.