I'm going to try a somewhat modern day humor phic. I must know if you like it or not. If you do I'll continue with it but if you don't, I'll just stop. This story is dedicated to my two favorite cousins, Talia and Brianna.

Chapter One: Phantom Phans

"Think of me, think of my fondly when we say goodbye. Remember me once in a while, please promise me you'll try. When you find, that once again you long, to take your heart back and be free. If you ever find a moment, spare a thought for me." Brianna sang along with the movie soundtrack to Phantom of the Opera. Brianna was a sixteen year old girl who lived with her dad, Steve, his girlfriend, Danyell, and her sister, Talia. She had shoulder length dirty blonde hair, soft tan skin, and chocolate brown eyes. She also had a beautiful soprano voice to go with her beautiful features. She absolutely adored Phantom of the Opera and owned anything to do with it, as did her sister.

"Brianna, put on Point of No Return! We have listened to this song five times in a row," Talia whined. Talia was a seventeen year old girl with blonde hair, soft pale skin, and crystal blue eyes. She loved to act out Phantom of the Opera. That was her favorite book, movie, soundtrack, and musical along with Brianna. She was an alto and would play all the boy parts while Brianna played all the girls. They were both completely obsessed with Phantom of the Opera. Talia fell in love with Eriks character while Brianna fell for Raouls.

"But Tal, this is my favorite song."

"I know, but do you think that I could have a turn?" Tal asked pleadingly.

"Fine, as long as we can act out the parts to the song."

"But of course, mademoiselle," Tal said jokingly. Just then, their aunt and uncle walked in, along with their cousins, Caitlin and Alyssa.

"It's going to be too noisy, I think we should go to our spot," Brianna whispered.

"I agree, let's go." Brianna and Talia grabbed their laptop and a bunch of other Phantom accessories such as the movie, soundtrack, and the book. They made their way out the back door and ran to their "spot" which was a little clearing in the woods behind their house. They sat down by the lake that occupied the spot.

"Okay, let's start from the beginning." Tal took out the laptop and popped in the soundtrack. They started from the auctioneer part and made their way onward. They were on 'Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again' when they noticed that it was starting to get dark and they have been gone for well over four hours.

"I think it's time to pack up. Dad must be out of his mind searching for us," Brianna said.

"Yeah, I think you're right. I'll pack up. Just give me a sec, okay?" Talia took out the CD and placed it back into its case and packed it into their bag along with the laptop. Brianna was at the edge of the lake, so Tal walked over to her. She was just about to Brianna when she tripped over a stump and knocked into her. Brianna shrieked and grabbed onto Tal and they both went tumbling into the lakes icy water. They were under for at least thirty seconds, trying to swim to the surface with the weight of their clothes and bag holding them down. They made it to the surface and each gasped for air.

"Tal, what the heck were you thinking?" Brianna yelled.

"I tripped. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to knock us into th-" she trailed off. They weren't at their spot anymore. Instead of there being tall trees and rocks, there were candles and a cave.

"Bri, where are we?" she asked, nervously looking around.

"I don't know, but it looks oddly familiar." They swam to the waters edge and climbed up onto the stone floor. They wrung out their hair and attempted to wring out their clothes. Brianna was wearing a pink halter top with a pair of baggy jeans. Talia was wearing a black tank top with the words 'Devils Angel' and a pair of bellbottoms. They stood up and looked around the candle lit cave. There were posters and props everywhere of old operas and in the middle of the room there was a gigantic organ.

"Brianna, you don't suppose we are…" she said, taking in her surroundings.

"Below the Opera Populair?" she said finishing her sentence. "I think we are."

"Then doesn't that mean you-know-who lives here?" Tal asked.

"Yes, it does." They just stared at each other in complete silence with smiles playing across their faces.

"Oh. My. God. We are in the Phantoms lair. WE are in Eriks home!" Tal squealed.

"I know!" Brianna squealed right back. Just then, they heard movement coming from the lakes edge. They turned around and saw a tall dark figure staring at them with an angry look on its face. The figure started moving towards them, and also into the light. The sisters visibly saw the white porcelain mask and immediately knew their theory was correct. Erik now stood about four feet in front of them with angry golden eyes.

"What are you doing here?" Erik boomed, his voice filling the whole lair.

"Well, you see…um…" Talia tried to say but was to busy taking in his appearance to go any farther. Erik came up to them and spoke, but this time with a little hint of astonishment in his voice.

"How did you get past my traps? No matter, you won't be able to tell anyone anyhow." Bri started to back away slowly, knowing what Erik was capable of. Talia, on the other hand, took a step forward, finally out of her daze.

"Uh, you see, Erik, we have no clue as to how we got here. The story is that my sister, Brianna, and I were in the woods listening to music. It started to get dark so we started to pack up. I tripped on something and knocked us both into a lake in the woods. When we came up for air, we ended up in your lake, and here we are now. By the way, could you tell me what the date is?"

"It's October twentieth, eighteen seventy," Erik said, bewildered by the girls story.

"WHAT? Bri, did you here that? We went back, like, a gazillion years!" Talia shouted.

"Tal, you are over exaggerating. It is more like two hundred years. Holy crap, we went back two hundred years!" Brianna shouted back.

"May I ask what you ladies are talking about?" a very confused Erik asked.

"We live in the year two thousand five," Brianna said casually.

"That is impossible. Prove it," Erik said.

"Fine. Talia, where did you put the bag with the laptop in it?"

"Um, I put it over there, at the lakes edge. Oh no, I hope nothing happened to it from the water!" They both ran over to the bag and tore it open, causing its contents to fall out. Erik walked over to the two girls and looked at what had spilled out of their bag. He was shocked at what he saw.

The girls quickly tried to turn the laptop on. They waited a moment for it to start up. "Come on, come on," Talia chanted. The laptop turned on and fully loaded up. "It lives!" she screeched and added a maniacal laugh.

"You scare me sometimes, you know that?" said Bri.

"I know. It was just the way I was made," Talia said with a cheerful smile. They looked around for Erik and found him looking at their Phantom of the Opera collection. The two just looked at each other and nodded.

"Uh, Erik, you're are probably wondering what those things are. Well, they are stories about you. Would you like to see the movie about your story?" Talia asked.

"What's a movie?" Erik asked, not looking up from the items.

"Well, it is a bunch of photographs taken right after the other and move when place on a screen. Is that right?" Brianna said looking at Tal who just shrugged her shoulders. "Come and sit next to us, Erik. We will just show you what a movie is." Erik walked over to the two girls and sat down next to them and watched the thing called a movie. He jumped when the screen started to move and make sound, but then got highly interested. By the end of the movie, Tal and Bri were crying and Erik looked as if his eyes were about to bulge out of his head.

It will get funnier, I promise. This is just a start off. Much more chaos will happen. As you can tell, this happens when the Christine story is just about to take place. Hmmm…what will the sisters do to? Find out by reviewing and telling me what you think. I hope you like it! (Please give me a chance. I beg you!)