"We totally return to Lizzie McGuire!"
"Miranda, I totally can't believe he dumped me! I'm so cute, and hello, did he see my new pair of shoes? They're totally great!"
"Well, Lizzie, I've just discovered that I hate you, bye." Miranda happily walked away.
"Oh noes! Miranda has left me!" screamed Lizzie. "Now I'll need a new best friend."
-Eggman walks over-
"Excuse me, stereotypical girl, have you seen any buffets around here?" asked Eggman.
Lizzie screamed with joy. "Yay! You'll be my new best friend!"
"I don't even know your name!"
"I'm Lizzie McGuire, silly."
"Whatever," said Eggman coldly.
"So, what's your name, egg-like creature?"
"My name is Dr. Eggman, I'm the World's.."
"Stop," Lizzie interrupted. "Eggman is such an icky name. I'll call you, Eggna."
"No, my name is Dr..."
"Who cares! Now we have to go make Miranda jealous or something. Grr... Sometimes she makes me so mad...I just want to...kill her!"
"I can help with that," Eggman happily replied.
"Not now! I'm too hungry to kill her now. Let's go get something to eat..."
"Then, afterward, we can kill her?"
"Sure," said Lizzie.
-So Eggman and Lizzie went to the Popcorn Shop-
Lizzie was deciding on what kind of popcorn to get.
"It's so hard to choose," Lizzie said as she pouted.
"I just want to go help you kill your friend! Hurry up," Eggman said angrily.
"I've got it!" Lizzie called the popcorn waiter over.
"What do you want?" the waiter asked.
"I didn't know there were popcorn waiters," said Eggman.
"We'll take a large order of no salt, no butter, no cholesterol, and no taste popcorn," Lizzie said cheerfully.
The waiter brought the popcorn over.
Lizzie ate one kernel of popcorn and then said "I'm done."
Eggman looked shocked. "Why aren't you going to eat anymore?"
"Well, if I eat too much, then I'll actually gain some weight, and we can't let that happen, can we?"
Eggman sighed, "Then why did you get a large order of popcorn if you knew you weren't going to eat it all?"
"Because it makes me feel important," Lizzie replied happily.
"...Okay. Now let's go kill Miranda!"
"Right after we go to my house to try on shoes!"
Eggman sighed. "I hate you."
"Who's u? Wow, someone actually named their child 'U'?"
"...Let's just go to your house, you stupid, stupid girl."
-And so Lizzie and Eggman went to Lizzie's house to try on shoes-
Lizzie came out with some red shoes. "How do I look in this, Eggna?"
"You look like Lizzie McGuire with red shoes," Eggman said dryly.
Lizzie came out with some blue shoes. "How do I look with these shoes, Eggna?"
"You look like Lizzie McGuire with blue shoes."
"Eggna, you don't know how to judge shoes!" Lizzie pouted.
"This is more annoying then trying to stop that stupid hedgehog from foiling my plans to take over the world!"
"I know what you mean," said Lizzie. "My little brother, Matt, foils my dates with dreamy boys all the time. Every time I get a good date, he ruins it." Lizzie sulked.
"...How does a failed attempt to take over the world compare to you and a bad date?!" Eggman retorted. "Can we go kill your stupid friend now, please?"
"Sure," said Lizzie. "Right after we go to the movies!"
Eggman started to bang his head against the wall. "Why is this happening to me?!" Eggman started crying.
-So Eggman and Lizzie go to the movies-
"Okay, Eggna, we're finally here! So we can see either 'Rainbows Dancing in the Sunshine' or 'Die Sonic Die!'"
"Let's see Die Sonic Die!" Eggman said with a happy expression on his face.
"I'd rather see Rainbows Dancing in the Sunshine," said Lizzie.
"Well, my IQ is higher then yours, so I get to pick the movie."
"What does ice cream have to do with this?" Lizzie said confused.
"...How did you get ice cream out of IQ?" Eggman said with confusion.
"Fine, we'll go see Die Sonic Die!" Lizzie said annoyed.
"Yay!" shouted the now happy Eggman.
-After the movie-
"That was a great movie!" Eggman said with enthusiasm. "I loved the part where Sonic found out that Barney was actually an undercover terrorist and the other part when Sonic found out that Tails was actually a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle."
"Eggna, that movie was horrible! There were no ponies or pretty girls with eating disorders in that movie," Lizzie pouted.
"Let's go kill Miranda to make you feel better," Eggman said with a grin.
"Okay...right after we go to the mall," Lizzie said with excitement.
"I seriously want to kill you," Eggman said coldly.
"Why are you talking about that U guy again?"
Eggman sighed deeply. "Let's get this over with."
-So Lizzie and Eggman go to the Mall and try on shoes, dresses, and pretty hats-
"That was so fun, right, Eggna?"
Eggman, now looking like he was about to have a nervous breakdown, said, "We are going to find and kill Miranda NOW!"
"She's right over there," Lizzie pointed to Miranda sitting at a table behind them.
"Okay, that was easy. Now let's go in for the kill!"
When Eggman was saying this, Lizzie had already went over to Miranda and was talking.
"Eh, what's this?" said Eggman, walking over to Lizzie and Miranda. "Lizzie, why are you talking to Miranda?"
"We're friends again! We just talked out our problems, so we don't have to kill her," Lizzie said cheerfully.
"...You mean I spent the whole day with you for no good reason?!" Eggman said with great frustration.
"Yeah! I'm so happy I could just sing a song."
"No!!" cried Eggman, "Please don't!! Please NOOOO!"
But it was too late, Lizzie had already started, "Let the rain fall down, and wake my dreams. Let it wash away, my sanity."
Eggman got into the Egg Walker (as seen in Sonic Adventure 2) and pointed the laser as Lizzie's forehead.
"Now sing one more verse, you blonde waste-of-space, and you'll be picking up your mouth from the floor," Eggman threatened.
Lizzie screamed, "You big meanie!" Lizzie looked at the clock. "Miranda, look at the time!! Hurry, we have to get to the Nail Salon before it closes!"
-And so Lizzie and Miranda ran to the Nail Salon and left Eggman behind-
"Well, I guess the day wasn't a total loss," Eggman pondered. "I mean, I found these great pair of shoes when I was shopping with Lizzie." Eggman shuddered. "I better go take some pills to help me forget about this day."
(And so Eggman survives his day on Lizzie McGuire. How will Eggman do on Scooby Doo? Find out next chapter!)
