Disclaimer: I do not own Descendants of Dakness, but I should own Tsuzuki-san! (wavedaround cupcake) C'mere little inu!
Tsuzuki: Yay!
Hisoka: Idiot.
Eye candy; Tsuzuki's sweet tooth
Meifu
Breakfast, for some reason, is the time when the most sweets are set out for the summons department in the minstry of Hades, and who else wold be first in line but Inu-Tsuzuki. He stood anxiously at the head of the line waiting for the sweets to be done. Then, Tatsumi appeared behind him, also hoding a tray for sweets.
"Good morning, Tsuzuki. Early as usual-for sweets, at least."
"Hello, Tatsumi! Yea, I can't wait! Something tells me they will taste better than usual today!"
"Well, don't overdo it."
Tsuzuki smiled, but then he winced. Tatsumi looked at him as Tsuzuki sorey rubbed at his jaw.
"Tsuzuki? Are you well?"
"Yea. My mouth has been hurting a little for a while."
"Really? A toothache? Can I take a look?"
Tatsumi walked towards the other, but Tsuzuki backed up and covered his mouth, reverting to his immature, short Inu-form, cowering. Tatsumi knelt down and petted Tsuzuki.
"All right. You win. But make sure you get that looke at, okay? We need to have our employees in perfect health."
"Yea, I'll do that, thanks!"
The line finally moved and Tsuzuki walked off wth his snacks.
In his and Hisoka's office, Tsuzuki sat down at his desk and picked up his fork to dig in, until he noticed Hisoka was staring at him.He held out his fork.
"You want some, 'Soka?"
"I don't like sweets, idiot."
"Then why are you staring like that?"
Tsuzuki moved his fork back and forth, trying to tease Hisoka, even though the empath obviously wasn't interested.
"Well?"
"You're acting different."
"I am?"
Tsuzuki softly moved a forkful of cake to his mouth.
"You aren't stuffing your face like usual. And don't try to say you're turning over a new leaf beause I wont buy it."
"Oh, that. No, it's just that I thought I would slow it down and savor my food."
"You're lying."
"I am not!"
"Liar."
"AM. NOT!"
Without thinking, Tsuzuki shoved then next bit of cake in his mouth roughly, and then his eyes went wide. He dropped hs fork and set both hands over his mouth as he hnched over in his chair. Hisoka was at his side instantly.
"Tsuzuki? What's wrong?"
"Muh mouthf hurths!"
"Take your hands away from your mouth when you're talking, idiot."
Hisoka made Tsuzuki move his hands, and the older shinigami was pouting and almost crying in his iun-form.
"Now, what did you say?"
"My mouth hurts, 'Soka!"
"Your mouth does?"
"'Soka! Make it stop hurting, please!"
"Well, let me take a look inside."
Tsuzuki moved away like he had done to Tatsumi. Even after falling off his cair, he continued to move away. Hisokasighed angrily.
"How the hell can I see what is wrong if you wont let me see inside?"
"Because, I don't want you to!"
Hisoka stared for a moment, and then moved to Tsuzuki's desk. He returned to the Inu on the floor with a huge forkful of cake.
"Fie then,just eat your cake."
"Ah! You'llfeed me, even?"
"Sure."
"Yay! Ahhhhhh"
Tsuzuki opened his mouth wide and closed his eyes, but when nothing entered his mouth, he cracked an eye open. Hisoka was carefully examining the inside of his mouth. Tsuzuki moved away and yelled.
"That was a cheep shot!"
"Well, it's no wonder your mouth hurts."
"Huh?"
Tsuzuki got closer this time.
"What is wrong with me, nurse Hisoka?"
"Don't you dare call me nurse!"
"Oh, sorry! So, what's wrong?"
"You have a cavity from eating these evil things. Didn't we tell you it would be bad someday?"
Hisoka was unknowingly moving the cake back and forth, and Tsuzuki was still trying to eat it. Hisoka was very mad.
"No!"
"?"
"You can't have any more sweets until you go to the dentist, Tsuzuki!" (cue thunder and horror music)
"No!"
