Hey! Tidus is here! Well, anything you got to say?
Yeah... I made the Jecht Shot 2.
What? Cool. Anyway, Rikku's gonna sing again. It's a faster one due to those sugar cookies... (oh yeah, we need more, she's gonna want 'em).
Well, Rikku's new song's here:
Cydintyo cdabbeh' ehdu dra lmip
Cusaputo fyhhy damm dra DJ Dinh Ed Ib
E vaam dra ahanko ymm ynuiht
Yht so puto lyh'd cdub sujehk du dra cuiht
Pid E lyh damm dryd oui'na fydlrehk sa
Yht oui'na bnupypmo kuhhy fneda fryd oui teth'd caa
Famm E zicd haat y meddma cbyla du pnaydra
Lyh oui bmayca nacbald so bnejylo
Fro lyh'd oui zicd mad sa
Tu dra drehkc E fyhhy tu
E zicd fyhhy pa sa
E tuh'd ihtancdyht fro
Fuimt oui fyhhy pnehk sa tufh
Ev E's uhmo ryjehk vih
E's kuhhy meja so meva
(hud dra fyo oui fyhd sa du)
E's denat uv nisunc cdyndehk
E's celg uv paehk vummufat
E's denat uv baubma moehk
Cyoehk fryd drao fyhd ypuid sa
Fro lyh'd drao pylg ib uvv sa
Fro lyh'd drao mad sa meja
E's kuhhy tu ed so fyo
Dyga drec vun zicd fryd ed ec
Rana fa yna pylg ib eh dra lmip
Baubma dygehk beldinac
Tuh'd oui drehg drao kad ahuikr
E zicd fyhhy pa ymm ujan dra vmuun
Yht drnuf so ryhtc ib eh dra yen du y payd mega (Fryd?)
E'ja kuddy cyo nacbaldvimmo
E fuimt mega ed ev oui dyga dra lysanyc uvv uv sa
'Lyica E zicd fyhd y meddma nuus du pnaydra
Lyh oui bmayca nacbald so bnejylo
Fro lyh'd oui zicd mad sa
Tu dra drehkc E fyhhy tu
E zicd fyhhy pa sa
E tuh'd ihtancdyht fro
Fuimt oui fyhhy pnehk sa tufh
Ev E's uhmo ryjehk vih
E's kuhhy meja so meva
(hud dra fyo oui fyhd sa du)
E's denat uv nisunc cdyndehk
E's celg uv paehk vummufat
E's denat uv baubma moehk
Cyoehk fryd drao fyhd ypuid sa
Fro lyh'd drao pylg ib uvv sa
Fro lyh'd drao mad sa meja
E's kuhhy tu ed so fyo
Dyga drec vun zicd fryd ed ec
E zicd haat du vnaa so seht (so seht)
Zicd fyhhy tyhla yht ryja y kuut desa (kuut desa)
E's denat uv nisunc (nisunc)
Vummufat (vummufat, vummufat, vummufat, vummufat, vummufat)
Fryd drao (vummuf) sa
Fro lyh'd drao (drao drao drao-drao-drao) mad sa meja
Dyga drec vun zicd fryd ed ec
Oh, there's gonna be some 'rumors' about that!
What do you mean 'rumors'?
Nothing! Oh, hey, Rikku! I see sugar cookies! In the back room again!
Where? Where? Massa yd 'as!
...oh, other news.. right. Poor Deim. Larbeight left the Aurochs to make room for... Tatts? Why the hell would they want Tatts? Invisible Shot? Isn't Jecht Shot 2 enough?
Tysh dra Besaid Aurochs! Tatts ec y cdibet eteud fru lyh'd pnayg y vnekkeh' dylgma yht ra lyh'd cruud fundr y lnyb!
Oh well... at least Wakka can score now... did you see that Venom Shot 2? RUMO CRED!
And about Deim... what about her? Oh... but I've got Linna... oh well... (fro tuh'd oui pudr lusa uh ujan?) ...what? Oh. Squall's dead. Oh? Fine! Tidus and his monster arena filling quest! He filled it? Loser.
Oh no, Rikku actually found the cookies again...
Sin ec paav! Sin is beef! SIN IS BEEF!
Someone tranquilize her...
SIN EC PAAV! Sin... ec... paav... beef... sugar... cookies.. Zzzzzz... BEEF COOKIES! Zzzzzzz...
Thank you, whoever you are!
I am Homer Simpson.
Oh, well thanks anyway. What? Time's up! RIKKU! You wasted our time! No more... oh.. she's asleep.. dammit!
To Be Continued With More News...
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