Hey! Tidus is here! Well, anything you got to say?

Yeah... I made the Jecht Shot 2.

What? Cool. Anyway, Rikku's gonna sing again. It's a faster one due to those sugar cookies... (oh yeah, we need more, she's gonna want 'em).

Well, Rikku's new song's here:

Cydintyo cdabbeh' ehdu dra lmip

Cusaputo fyhhy damm dra DJ Dinh Ed Ib

E vaam dra ahanko ymm ynuiht

Yht so puto lyh'd cdub sujehk du dra cuiht

Pid E lyh damm dryd oui'na fydlrehk sa

Yht oui'na bnupypmo kuhhy fneda fryd oui teth'd caa

Famm E zicd haat y meddma cbyla du pnaydra

Lyh oui bmayca nacbald so bnejylo

Fro lyh'd oui zicd mad sa

Tu dra drehkc E fyhhy tu

E zicd fyhhy pa sa

E tuh'd ihtancdyht fro

Fuimt oui fyhhy pnehk sa tufh

Ev E's uhmo ryjehk vih

E's kuhhy meja so meva

(hud dra fyo oui fyhd sa du)

E's denat uv nisunc cdyndehk

E's celg uv paehk vummufat

E's denat uv baubma moehk

Cyoehk fryd drao fyhd ypuid sa

Fro lyh'd drao pylg ib uvv sa

Fro lyh'd drao mad sa meja

E's kuhhy tu ed so fyo

Dyga drec vun zicd fryd ed ec

Rana fa yna pylg ib eh dra lmip

Baubma dygehk beldinac

Tuh'd oui drehg drao kad ahuikr

E zicd fyhhy pa ymm ujan dra vmuun

Yht drnuf so ryhtc ib eh dra yen du y payd mega (Fryd?)

E'ja kuddy cyo nacbaldvimmo

E fuimt mega ed ev oui dyga dra lysanyc uvv uv sa

'Lyica E zicd fyhd y meddma nuus du pnaydra

Lyh oui bmayca nacbald so bnejylo

Fro lyh'd oui zicd mad sa

Tu dra drehkc E fyhhy tu

E zicd fyhhy pa sa

E tuh'd ihtancdyht fro

Fuimt oui fyhhy pnehk sa tufh

Ev E's uhmo ryjehk vih

E's kuhhy meja so meva

(hud dra fyo oui fyhd sa du)

E's denat uv nisunc cdyndehk

E's celg uv paehk vummufat

E's denat uv baubma moehk

Cyoehk fryd drao fyhd ypuid sa

Fro lyh'd drao pylg ib uvv sa

Fro lyh'd drao mad sa meja

E's kuhhy tu ed so fyo

Dyga drec vun zicd fryd ed ec

E zicd haat du vnaa so seht (so seht)

Zicd fyhhy tyhla yht ryja y kuut desa (kuut desa)

E's denat uv nisunc (nisunc)

Vummufat (vummufat, vummufat, vummufat, vummufat, vummufat)

Fryd drao (vummuf) sa

Fro lyh'd drao (drao drao drao-drao-drao) mad sa meja

Dyga drec vun zicd fryd ed ec

Oh, there's gonna be some 'rumors' about that!

What do you mean 'rumors'?

Nothing! Oh, hey, Rikku! I see sugar cookies! In the back room again!

Where? Where? Massa yd 'as!

...oh, other news.. right. Poor Deim. Larbeight left the Aurochs to make room for... Tatts? Why the hell would they want Tatts? Invisible Shot? Isn't Jecht Shot 2 enough?

Tysh dra Besaid Aurochs! Tatts ec y cdibet eteud fru lyh'd pnayg y vnekkeh' dylgma yht ra lyh'd cruud fundr y lnyb!

Oh well... at least Wakka can score now... did you see that Venom Shot 2? RUMO CRED!

And about Deim... what about her? Oh... but I've got Linna... oh well... (fro tuh'd oui pudr lusa uh ujan?) ...what? Oh. Squall's dead. Oh? Fine! Tidus and his monster arena filling quest! He filled it? Loser.

Oh no, Rikku actually found the cookies again...

Sin ec paav! Sin is beef! SIN IS BEEF!

Someone tranquilize her...

SIN EC PAAV! Sin... ec... paav... beef... sugar... cookies.. Zzzzzz... BEEF COOKIES! Zzzzzzz...

Thank you, whoever you are!

I am Homer Simpson.

Oh, well thanks anyway. What? Time's up! RIKKU! You wasted our time! No more... oh.. she's asleep.. dammit!

To Be Continued With More News...

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