Well, Rikku doesn't wanna sing yet. She says she's preparing something big... but WHAT? Screw it... ! Oh! Look! Tidus is here!
I have Excalibur! Bow to me!
All right... Tidus's Excalibur... let's see
Excalibur: Break Damage Limit
Alchemy
First Strike
One MP Cost
Weird... that's the Excalibur? Oh well, looks like he's ready for it! Maybe he'll take it to the Ultimate Deathmatches... ?
'Course I will!
We won't let Cid and his band sing. They sound worse than a pack of 50 Great Malboros. And they smell worse too! They make the Malboros flee! Speaking of Malboros... Rikku! Did you use all our gil bribing that damn Malboro?
Uhhh, no? ...gotta go!
What's this? She dropped 4 Wings to Discovery... Rikku!
(Kairi...)
What? Who's there? Oh, Sora... get outta here.
And now... Wakka quit blitzball again. He's been replaced by Vilucha of Besaid Island. She's no Shaami or Linna, but what the hell? Oh great.. this means that the Besaid Aurochs are now 90 female! Shaami, Vilucha, Linna, Deim, Kulukan... and then Tidus, Argai Ronso, and Keepa. Yeah, 90 female... and that's it!
Yeah, the Spira News has come to an end. It's rather boring here nowadays. Let's let Lulu take over while I head on over to Ivalice. WHOO HOO! GO IVALICE!
THE END!
So long... Spira. We shall meet again.
Dysfunctionally sane don't give a damn...
...disconnected... !
