ASKABAN PARODY IS FINALLY HERE!

Sorry it took so long. I was going throught some freaky times which i may include but mabye not that put me into a kind of comedy wrighters block.

Juliet: When have you ever not had comedy writers block?

TFD: SILENCE! Fool of a Took.

But now I'm back, I'm bad and I'm orange livered.

Please R&R.

ENJOY.


!I'TS ABOUT FRICKEN TIME!

Harry Potter was sad he was not happy he was a sad little boy who was not glad he was sad and sometimes he went mad Voldemort had killed his Mum and Dad his life was not rad and a strange noise is flumblad. GASP Thank you.

Harry was sad because it was the beginning of the book and he was always sad at the start of the book. How Jolly.

Juliet: You're an idiot.

TFD: Shooooooooooooshy.

Juliet: No.

TFD: Well I can't argue with that.

Anywayyyyyyyyyyyya! BlahBlahDursleysBlahBlahDinnerBlahBlah MargeBlahBlahHogsmeadeslipSnoreInflationBlahBlahRunAwayBlahBlah KNIGHTBUS!

Juliet: Good shortcut.

TFD: Thank you.

He sat on the road and saw a big dog which was dog shaped, heehee Doggy.

"Doggy?" Said Harry (remember Harry) But there was no reply.

"Duke of Edinburgh?" Harry Said. Then a large man shaped man stepped out of some bushes.

"I was going to the toilet." He said.

"Yeah, and us." Said 40 other men crowded to together with there trousers down.

Juliet: Woah! To far.

TFD: Sorry.

Juliet: No you're not.

TFD: Yeah. I know. :p

Confused Reader: Am I losing my mind here? I cant see what this has to do with anything?

TFD: Well let me explain. SQUEEZE MY LEMON 'TIL THE JUICE RUNS DOWN MY LEG!

Annie(Remember her): Okey dokey!

Censorship authorities: Guy lets keep this off the top shelf can we?

Confused Reader: Are you ever going back story?

Audience: SILENCE! Fool of a took.

The knight bus arrived. Which is strange because it's a bus that runs at NIGHT but it's spelled KNIGHT and bears no similarities to a knight because I don't see it on a horsey or being in X-men or The Italian Job. Tut, tut. Shame J.K. SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!

Then a man stepped out.

"What you doin' on the floor?" He asked.

"I'm not I'm standing." Harry replied. CAUSE THAT'S WHAT HE DOES!

Then the man kicked Harry causing him to retain severe brain damage. So all in all he was the same as before.

"What you doin' on the floor?" The man asked……again.

"You pushed me you fag!" Harry was angry. AS YOU WOULD!

"Get on the bus."

"Is this the Knight bus?" Harry inquired.

"No…It's the Magic Bus. I amStan and I will be your conductor. Take it away Ern."

A man who had headphones strapped to his head started to drive….very fast.

"DRIVE THE BUS, DRIVE THE BUS, DRIVE THE BUS, DRIVE THE BUS, DRIVE THE BUS, DRIVE THE BUS, DRIVE THE BUS, DRIVE THE BUS, DRIVE THE BUS, DRIVE THE BUS, DRIVE THE BUS, DRIVE THE BUS, DRIVE THE BUS, DRIVE THE BUS, DRIVE THE BUS, DRIVE THE BUS!"

"He likes to drive the bus." Roger said.

"I see." Harry was scared.

Audience: GET TO THE FUNNY!

TFD: WE HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY!

AUDIENCE: GOOD POINT!

TFD: WHY ARE WE SHOUTING!

Juliet: FOCUS!

TFD: SILENCE! Fool of a Took.

Harry reached the Leaky Biscuit and saw Ron and Hermione.

"You're evil mongoose/coke bottle attacked scabbers!" Ron yelled.

"Yeah!" Yelled Scabbers. "It's very difficult to maintain this disguise while I'm being attacked."

Everyone looked at Ron's rat/man.

"I mean……..SQUEAK!"

Buteveryone was so high that they all simply thought.

"I'm never coming back to this shoe store."


There you have it friends both my parodies are being worked on intensly...ish.

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