Would You Like Fingers with That

"Would you like fries with that?" asked the pimply fifteen year old. "Yes," said the cute little six year old who was anxious to eat. When the little boy's fries were ready he ran to get them. As soon as he reached the table he started gobbling them down by the dozens. When the mother finally noticed him she screamed in horror. "What is it?" asked the boy in shock. "Didn't I tell you those fries have too much grease on them," as she snatched them from her sons hands. While she was wiping them down with a napkin one by one she lectured her kid for ten minutes. When she was done she handed him the fries. "This doesn't look like a fry," said the kid pointing to the bottom of his bag. The booth behind them had been listening in and has looked over to see what the fuss was about. "Holy crap your kid has a finger in his fries," yelled the boy sitting in the other booth. "What do you mean?" replied the woman looking to see. "Oh my god he is right," said the woman in shock somebody "call the police."