*~*~A/N: HEY Y'ALL!!! Whazzup! Well here is another chappie updated. It's not

an S&S moment, but hey! It's rily rily funny. I'm having _A LOT_ of writer's block so

I can't get the S&S moments rolling, but this is the best I can come up with as of

now. I hope y'all enjoy. I'll change ratings to Humor/Romance since Dramatic is not

rily flowing through right now! Newho...Enjoy!!!*~*~

WARNING: SOME OF THE CONTENTS IN THIS CHAPTER, MAY NOT BE APPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 12. IF YOU READ THIS, DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!!!

Thnx to ALL reviewers:

anjuliet: That's rily great that you don't mind the long chapters! Thnx for reviewing!!!

Miss Dace: My! What a VERY long review! Yeah, I'd LOVE to see Syaoran in that! Lol Thnx for taking the time to review this fic, it's really appreciated! Yeah, I know my style of writing has change a bit, but it's part of the writer's block, which is driving me crazy! Lol Thnx again for the long, yet, wonderful review!

Kura-chan: You got your wish, another chappie!

DemonVi: Yes, this is _your_ reward!!! I would never let a reviewer down! THNX FOR THE REVIEW!

Kikakai: Thnx for reviewing!!!

sakuratenshi.AnGeL oF love: LOL thnx for that, and the review!

sweet-captor: Yes...I'm VERY evil with the bikini waxing but hey! She'll be fine!

L: Thnx for reviewing!!!

linda liu: I like it too! Lol Thnx for reviewing!

svetaella: Yeah, but too your dismay S&S moments are delayed for I have *DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNN* yeah that's right...WRITER'S BLOCK!!! So the funny stuff will just have to go on for a _little_ while. Thnx for reviewing!!!

CHAPPIE FOUR

^*^*^*^*^*Wish Upon A Falling Star^*^*^*^*^*^

by: maixwolfblossom

Key Symbols:

**: action or bold

_: italics

() Author's notes

~*~ someone's P.O.V (point of view)

~~~ Dream

*~* Flashback

~~~~***~***~~~~ Scene Separator

Disclaimer: Don't own CCS, don't care! WAIT! I DO CARE! *WAH* T-T

--Pull Up Your Shorts!!!(weird I know) Part I--

~~Recap:~~

"OMG! Is she okay!?! How can you be _that_ evil!"

"Aww come on! It doesn't hurt _that_ much!"

"Yeah, but did anything happen to her like, *mumble mumble* redness on her body and/or unspeakable areas?...."

"Uh I didn't hear you, what did you say?"

"Uh nothing. Oh yeah I called you because...I think it's time for a lil' matchmaking...Muahahahahaha, Muahahahahahah!"

~~End~~

Tomoyo had been sitting in her room for a full thirty minutes hearing Meiling laugh evilly.

"Uh Meiling? I'm still on the line..." Nothing but evil laughing answered her, Tomoyo seemed confused thinking her phone picked up some maniac reception.

"Muahahahahah Muahahahaha"

"Meiling?!"

"Muahahah-oh! Yeah *heh heh* Sorry, I got a lil' carried away there"

"Yeah...I kind of realized that. What does matchmaking have to do with me?"

"What? Matchmaking? I don't remember anything about that subject...By the way who is this?"

"..."

"IF YOU DON'T TELL ME WHO THE HELL THIS IS THEN I'MA JUST HANG UP!!!"

"MEILING!!! It's Tomoyo!...GOODNESS! You've been laughing evilly for a half an hour because of some idea about matchmaking, though you didn't say who, and this is how you treat your best friend?!."

"Oh yeah! That's right....I think we should match make Sakura with my cousin..."

"Hmmmmm... Sounds evil, scandalous, and romantic! *squeal* That's a great idea! Now to plan our lil' Saku's future! Ohohohohohohohoho!"

"Since you agree...Let's get planning..."

~~~~***~***~~~~***~***~~~~3 DAYS LATER~~~~***~***~~~~

Tomoyo paced around her room revising the PLAN. She knew that it was the perfect

plan...now if she could make it happen. (A/N: Plan reveals itself very soon, ppl)

Tomoyo and Sakura had already moved into Hong Kong, shortly after Sakura got her

bikini wax, and were staying at a penthouse. It's been 3 days, and Sakura was

_STILL_ sore from the bikini waxing. Tomoyo laughed evilly at that memory of

Sakura clawing onto the wall, begging for mercy.

Tomoyo knew of Meiling's cousin from details and facts that Meiling faxed over to

her. HE WAS THE PERFECT MATCH!!! THE OTHER HALF OF HER DEAR SECOND

COUSIN! THE ONE WHO COULD PROBABLY SPEND THE REST OF HIS LIFE WITH

SAKURA!!!

Tomoyo shook her head as if to shake all the mad ideas out. She was getting a little

ahead of herself...I mean they were _just_ going to meet...NO they're not!

They're gonna fall in love with a lil help from the _love doctor_. Tomoyo laughed at

herself while she dug from her closet for her "special laptop", it had been a long time

since she'd seen it.

"I guess it's time to get out the _love profiles_"

LAPTOP VOICE OPENING: *plays song, "I honestly love you" by Olivia Newton John*

_I LOVE YOU...I HONESTLY LOVE YOU..._

Welcome Back, Doctor Tomoyo!!! I see it's time for another round of *musical voices* MATCHMAKE SAKURAAAAAA!!!!

Tomoyo laughed, she missed the times she spent just sitting with this laptop and plan dates.

The "Love Doctor" Laptop Kit that Tomoyo had, kept all the files of the possible

guys who were suitable for Sakura to date. Tomoyo was definitely a _very_ weird

girl.

She devoted her time to file and search for Sakura's dream man, but stopped

when one of the guys cheated on Sakura, ten months ago. Tomoyo vowed that day

forward to not interfere with Sakura's love life, but this was an exception, since it

was Meiling's suggestion and cousin.

Tomoyo took out Sakura's file; it contained the flaws that were on the every guy that ever dated Sakura and information like this:

Why did they break up?

What was the flaw?

Did he hesitate for commitment? If so, how long?

How long have they been dating before the break up???

Tomoyo checked the stats and files of all the previous guys that dated Sakura (of course some of the info have been updated automatically):

Ryo Tokuma:

Age: 20

Eye Color: Grey

Hair Color: Midnight Black

Height: 6'0''

Weight: 213

Occupation: Mechanic Engineer

Birthday: March 15, 1983

Sign: Pisces

Tomoyo's eyes bulged when she saw the next information, "So the doofus finally tied

the knot!"

Martial Status: Married...but ready for a divorce

Started Dating Sakura: August 4, 2000

Reason for breakup: Not ready for a serious relationship (ha!)

Dated how long?: 1 year 3 weeks 2 days 13 hrs 23min 12 secs (whoa! 2 much info)

"No wonder I hated him, stupid bastard!!! *mumble* pretending to not know how to pay restaurant bills..."

Hayao Hisaishi:

Age: 19

Eye Color: Light Green

Hair color: Light brown

Height: 5'8"

Weight: 187

Occupation: Medical Student @ UC Berkley (AMERICA)

Birthday: May 8, 1984

Sign: Taurus

Martial Status: Single

Started Dating Sakura: December 3, 2002

Reason for breakup: Too overprotective and not trusting

Dated how long?: 5 months 5 days 9 hrs 1 min 1 sec (ON HIS B-DAY)

"Yeah...now I remember...I can't believe what a freak he was!!!"

Tomoyo's eyes turned red with anger, you could feel the heat that started to grow, when she came to the next name.

Pazu Kiyume:

Age: 22

Eye Color: Honey Brown

Hair Color: Brown

Height: 5' 7"

Weight: 211

Occupation: Lawyer

Birthday: October 17, 1981

Sign: Libra

Martial Status: Single, Divorced, 2 children

"My, my, my, my, myyyyyyy...I can see why she left you! And your wife too!"

Started Dating: January 12, 2003

Reason for breakup: TWO TIMING SAKURA!!! Actually his wife, Lianne. Reason of divorce!

Dated how long: 10 months 2 weeks 17 hrs 45 mins 15 secs

"Scumbag, he made Sakura's heart shatter! Used a fake name that-that good for nothing...No wonder his records were clean...a little _too_ clean!"

Sakura cheerful face popped inside the room, "Tomoyo-chan, are you alright? I heard you yelling."

Tomoyo cooled down, "Why yes, Saku, I'm just fine. How are You?"

"Just sore but I'll be alright" With that, Sakura left the room.

"Whoa! That was close." She scolded herself and continued putting in the database.

"Alright here we go...Hehehehe you'll never see this coming, dear Saku..."

WHAT SHE SEARCHED FOR AND CAME UP WITH:

Name: Syaoran Li, Xiao Lang

Nickname: Little Wolf; Syao

P.O.B: Hong Kong, China

Age: 19

Eye Color: Amber

Hair Color: Chocolate Brown

Birthday: July 13, 1984

Sign: Cancer

Position in Town: Heir to Li-clan, ex-betrothed to Meiling Li; Cold- hearted. Famous model in all of China.

"Hmmmm...so that's why he sounds so familiar!"

Occupation: Currently Studying to be a doctor and part-time model

Reason Why: Loves to help people, especially little children. Enjoys the extra time.

Weakness: Nothing, except children who are sick and injured. (awwwww)

Wait there's more: Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate...and did it say chocolate???

Past Relationships Status: 2 Girlfriends

Reason for breakup from last relationship: None, she just left...(we know why)

How long it lasted: 2 years 3 months 9 days 8 hrs 40 mins 10 secs

Flaw?: None, he was ready to propose to her (double awwwwwww)

Tomoyo was saddened about his last girlfriend and looked her up:

Name: Rioka Seshumi

Nickname: Ria

P.O.B: Tokyo, Japan

Current Living in: Beijing, China

Age: 19

Birthday: March 30, 1984

Sign: Aries

Martial Status: Single; one child

Occupation: Make-up Artist; Designing Student

Relationship Status: 13 boyfriends in past year (whoa!!!) grand total: 25 boyfriends since Syaoran Li

Last Boyfriend Stats: 14 days 7 hrs 55 mins 55 secs

Reason: Abuser

Tomoyo delved deeper into this mysterious women's personal profile to when the time she was dating Syaoran:

Reason of breakup: Moved to Japan

Mood: Took break up hard

Reason why she can't go back: Claims Syaoran ruined her life, but still loves him.

Personal Info: After 10 months she found herself pregnant; knowing her baby's father. It definitely was not Syaoran's child. But one thing she knew for sure, the break up made her emotional causing her to get drunk and party all night.

Reason why she claims it's Syaoran's fault, her statement: He didn't look for me at

all! I thought he would love me enough to come for me.

(A/N: of course we know why he didn't look for her, right? If not refer back to prologue)

Police file report found:

Drunk at party one night and got raped by her 'best friend'.

Best friend's name: Ghouzu Ling

Where he is: Unknown

Currently: Charges Dropped until found

"Ah My God!!! Poor Poor girl..." Tomoyo saddened second by second.

She sympathized this girl so much. So she stopped reading and made a new boyfriend file for Syaoran.

"No wonder Syaoran didn't get married to her...she left and never came back"

Sighing she logged off her laptop.

~~~~***~***~~~~***~***~~~~***~***~~~~***~***~~~~

Meiling paced her room, mumbling to herself about the plan. (A/n: again another

chance to tell what the plan is, but I decided not to say yet)

"*mumble* Syaoran's going to kill me, but it's just for the best...it's for his own good *mumble*"

"What's for my own good???" Syaoran walked in the room hearing the last bit of what Meiling said.

"Uh-ahh...that um-that um...did I say Syaoran??? I meant Eriol...yeah that's right Eriol!" Meiling gave a shaky nervous laugh.

"...o.O;;...right...what's for his own good?"

"U-uhmmm...well...you see...he has a constipatio--"

Syaoran's eyes were the size of saucers, "o-oh! No, no, no, no, no, _TOO_ many details!!! Never mind I asked-wait...I JUST LET HIM USE MY PRIVATE BATHROOM!!! NoOoOooOooO!" with that, he ran to the rescue of his precious toilet.

Meiling sniggered and got back to mumbling. A while later, Meiling heard muffled shouting coming from Syaoran's bathroom.

"AaGaGwAaAaaAaaA!!! WHY DIDN"T YOU TELL ME?!"

"TELL YOU WHAT?!"

"YOU KNOW WHAT!!! DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT!!!"

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, BUT YOU HAVE NO RIGHT BARGING IN HERE WHILE MY SHORTS ARE DOWN!!!(hehe IRINAAAAA :P jm)"

"IT'S NOTHING I HAVEN'T SEEN BEFORE-wait...except that...and that...what the heck is that!!!! Ew!"

Meiling dropped to the floor with laughter, "haaahaah" She wiped an imaginary tear from under her eye, "ah, that's Syaoran for ya!"

The shouting match continued.

"WELL EXCUUUUUUUUUSE ME! WHO INVITED YOU TO TAKE A GANDER?!"

"MEILING SAID YOU HAD-ummm *whisper whisper*"

There was a short moment of silence. A moment later, a sudden shout came from Eriol,

"WHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT???????!!!!!!!!!"

Meiling heard stomping growing louder, "MEILINGGGG! I'm GONNA KILLLL YOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!"

"Wuh-oh!" Meiling dashed for the window.

~~~~***~***~~~~***~***~~~~***~***~~~~***~***~~~~

~*~Sakura's P.O.V~*~

'Ow...just a little bit more'

I was staggering to the bed, 'The pain! The agony! THE BIKINI WAXING!!!!!!!!'

Finally I made it to the bed and collapsed onto it.

There were some red, irritated spots and I couldn't really move, a tear past my eye, "TOMOYO I'MA KILLLLL YOU!!!"

I think she heard cause I heard a winded response in my head, "~no, you wooooooooooon't~"

"YESS_I_WILLL!"

Tomoyo's far away voice came again, "~D'oh~"

Satisfied with that response I drifted off to sleep and dreamed of...him.

~~~~***~***~~~~***~***~***~~~~***~***~~~~

~*~NORMAL P.O.V.~*~

"WHERE DID SHE GO?" Eriol searched around Meiling's room.

'heh...knowing Meiling, she might've climbed out of the window.'

Eriol went to the window and looked around.

Meiling peeked from the bush she was hiding from, and cringed after she took a peek(you'll see whyyy).

He shifted his glances, still looking for Meiling.

Meiling took a peek again, 'AHH NO! NOW IT'S WIGGLINGGGG!!!!'

Out of an impulse she shouted out, "FER GODDESS SAKES, ERIOL, PULL UP YOUR SHORTSSSSS!!!!"

"Aha! There you are!!!" Eriol pulled his shorts up and struggled out of the window.

Meiling jumped up and ran away, bare-footed; not knowing where to go.

~~~~***~***~~~~***~***~~~~***~***~~~~***~***~~~~***~***~~~~

Tomoyo heard a knock at the hotel door and dashed over to answer it.

'who could it be this time?'

Tomoyo opened the door and found Meiling in an over-grown t-shirt and bare- footed.

Tomoyo's eyes widened, "Meiling! What a surprise!"

She murmered, "A BIG surprise"

"Come in, come in."

Meiling panted and collapsed on the couch in the middle of the hotel suite, "Where's Sakura?"

"She's in her room taking a nap."

Meiling nodded lazily.

Suddenly, a loud knock was heard.

Tomoyo sweat-dropped, "Uh, I'll go get that..."

Meiling jumped up, recognizing the stomping sound coming from outside.

"Noooo! Don't open the--" , it was too late, Tomoyo had already opened the door.

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I know I know I left it at a cliffy!!! But it ain't that big! I'll update PART II on

Saturday, so y'all don't have to wait very long. M'kay Okayz!!! Ja til tomorra!

JUST REVIEW...YOU KNOW YOU WANNA!!!

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