Do You Believe In Monsters-Chapter 3-Bigger And Better! But In Other Cases…Worse!

I am sick and twisted and you guys love it! And I can tell because you're reading the third chapter of Monsters! .:Bakura's 'I'm-gonna-eat-ya' grin:. Anyway, thanks to everyone who reviewed. I appreciate it…to those of you who didn't…shame on you

DISCLAIMER- No, I don't own YGO and if I did…meh, you already know the consequences…

WARNING- Those who don't review will be brutally murdered! Also, this fic may include the following articles (which some may find distressing): nudity, violence, sexual references, psychotic fan-girl syndrome (PFGS), Un-dead peeps, drugs, arson, swearing and other weird shit…

SUMMARY- Alright, so far, Seto's dying, Teá's going to and Cecilia Pegasus is BACK! .:Runs around the house screaming with tape in hand:.

Malik- .:Enters:. Whoa! What the…? .:Grabs the tape:. Ooh, porn! Can we watch it?

DC666- .:Stops:. Uh…sure. Whatever. We can watch it in my room. I bags the bed!

Malik- Uh, not you, me, us. I meant Marik, me, us.

DC666- Oh…I understand. .:Forlorn sigh:. No one cares…about me…I may as well go commit suicide, meaning that this fic will not go on…

Marik- HEY! Wait! If Yugi and Yami get a scene then we want one too! And not a stupid lovey-dovey one either. We want a hard-core porno scene! Got it?

DC666- .:Giggles:. Sure, but I'll have to watch it to be able to type it…I need inspiration, you know!

Marik- Let's get started then! .:Drags Malik out of the room:.

DC666- Wow…I GOTTA SEE THIS! Later!

Just so you know, I am going to give every couple their own scene. If you don't like it, don't read those scenes. Okay?

(Seto)

'I knew this day would come eventually…I…I just never thought it would come this soon…' I shuddered over the thought.

'I always said that I would kill you…guess I won't have a chance to…' Seth blushed as he realised that I had heard what he was thinking.

'I understand I always thought so too…I hope you don't go too hard on the boys when I'm…gone…' It was getting hard for me to breathe. I was truly dying.

'Goodnight, Seto.' Seth was about to walk out. I stopped him.

'It may be goodbye, so, I want you to know that I love you, you're like a twin to me.' I hugged him tight. He blinked back tears.

'I love you too, Seto. Who do you want me to kill?' I stared at the psycho.

'Kill? No, don't kill anyone…but do you think you could work some of that Shadow Magic on me?' I grinned and handed him the card.

'Life Renewal? What the fuck is this? Where the fuck d'ya get it?'

'Yes, Life Renewal. It's a new card that Pegasus created to bring people back to life with. That's why we met his wife today, she's been dead for…' .:Waits as the Authoress goes over previous chapters:. '…the last ten years. Pegasus gave it to me. He thinks I'll have a better use for it. And, uh, watch the language.'

'Sorry, what do I do? Say something along the lines of…"In the name of Horus, save my friend from the Shadows…"? Or something like that?'

'And add the words Life Renewal at the end. So can ya do it?'

'For you, anything.'

"In the name of Horus, save my friend from the Shadows. LIFE RENEWAL!" Seth held the card forward as he spoke. There was a strained sound in his voice.

Abruptly, the windows flew open and the curtains fluttered around as a gust of wind blew in. Outside, the rain fell and lightning streaked the sky and thunder roared more viciously than a lion can.

Seth looked at me and I smiled, we hugged and he left, leaving the card on my bed-side table, not knowing that he had gotten his wish. He had just killed me…

(Atum)

(A/N- Note to readers…sex scene…I personally don't see what's wrong with 'em…)

Imagine the surprise I received when I woke up in the morning. Yugi and I were curled up on the forest floor, near Kaiba's mansion, in each others arms…partially clothed…

"Yugi? You awake?" I poked the boy's shoulder. He lifted his head and smiled at me.

"Hi, Yami!" He grinned as if on a sugar-high. "Wanna go again?" He wiggled his eyebrows seductively.

"What d'ya mean 'go again'?" I was completely oblivious as to what he was hinting about.

"Remember what we did last night?" I nodded. "Want to do that again?" I grinned.

"Of course I do. But aren't you in pain? I mean, last night was your first time." It was his turn to grin, he leapt on my stomach and started kissing me gently on the neck.

"Just so you know, this time, I'm on top!" He giggled as he slowly made his way down.

Passionately, I held him close and we began to 'experiment'. The Kaibas could wait…it's not like Seto was actually gonna die today

(Mai)

Everyone gasped as Seto walked into the room in the morning. The doctor said that he wouldn't be able to get out of bed let alone run into the dining room and hug everyone.

Another, louder gasp was to be heard as that stupid whore Teá walked into the room behind Seto. He turned around and sort of smiled at her, she seemed taken aback by this gesture of kindness.

"How are you Teá?" He asked simply.

"Uh…fine actually…where are Yugi and his yami, coz I wanna beat the crap out of Atum! Also, Marik, Malik, come here please." She attempted to do a 'sweet' voice, but failed miserably.

Knowing what to expect, the two present boys walked over to her. She drew back her hand in motion to slap them and instead, she kicked them both in the…uh…groin…

Everyone made the same noise, hand motion and face. Everyone said "Oh my god!", the males all covered their groins and everyone had that 'Ouch, that's gotta hurt…' look on their faces.

Yugi and his psycho yami chose to enter at that moment to see Teá smiling with glee at what she had done. This caused both males to stand, staring with bulging eyes, and drop their bags, therefore drawing attention to themselves. Teá's grin widened when she saw Atum. He was gonna die…

(Noah)

The Pharaoh squeaked and ran. Unfortunately, she ran faster. When she caught him, she tackled him to the ground and sat on his back.

"Get your fat ass off me you whore!" He yelled up at her.

"Why? Is your Puzzle cutting into your chest, breaking your ribs and puncturing your lungs?" She laughed.

"No, I'm not wearing my Puzzle. It's just that you're really heavy!"

"Well, allow me to show you how much pain you, Malik and Marik put me in last night." With that she stood up, stepped on his chest and dug her heels in. Yami simply rolled over making her fall over. She screamed in frustration, then leapt at him. Everyone gasped as she grabbed his head and bit his neck.

"NO! He's mine!" Yugi screamed and smashed her across the head with a baseball bat that had just…turned up out of nowhere in particular…She let go and spun around to face Yugi.

"He's yours…so you say…have you any proof?" She glared, her normal blue eyes replaced with deep, black pits that lead to nowhere.

"Yes, do you remember his Shadow Power? Mind Crush?" He watched as she nodded slowly. "Good, coz you won't in a minute. MIND CRUSH!" He threw out his hand as he launched his attack. There was a flash of light and for a second, a split second, Teá looked like a photograph negative. When the light faded, she stood, in the same place, and laughed.

It made my blood freeze. Imagine Malik's psycho cackle, turn that into a feminine laugh and times it by thirteen. That noise is what it sounded like. Bloodcurdling.

It caused Mai to turn green and puke, Bec to cry, Ishizu to fall over, Yugi's eyes to bulge, Ryou to scream, Marik to cover his ears and mutter about banshees, the yamis to protect their hikaris (even Seth was standing in front of Seto), Seto to glare at her, Mokuba to faint, Joey to assume an attacking stance, Odeon to grab Ishizu's arm in fear (and maybe to help her up), Duke to pull a pair of dice out of…don't wanna know…, Tristan to play with his hair, Serenity to throw herself at Teá's feet pleading forgiveness and me…well, I kind of panicked and stuck my finger in a power point and went digital…

In the end…she didn't do anything to harm us. She just spun around, ran across the room, jumped out of the second storey window and land on her feet to continue running. We exchanged fearful looks.

Suddenly, Yugi spoke up. "Yami? Your neck's bleeding!"

Yami walked over to a mirror and looked at his neck. Indeed, it was bleeding, but it was bruised also. The bruising was black. We all stared. Whatever was wrong with her, she was trying to spread it…

(Yugi)

When we'd cleaned up his wound, Yami and I went into the library to join the others in their search to find out what was going on with Teá. Seto poured over his precious, rare books, Noah and Rebecca were on the computer and everyone else was busy looking in newspapers, books, magazines, newspapers or, if they weren't doing that, they were making coffee for the others.

Jou pointed out something funny. "Hey, A! You look strange with a bandage on instead of that belt/collar thingy that you normally wear. What's the matter didn't it fit over the bandage?"

Yami smirked. "Well, that and…I kind of can't remember which pocket in my bag I put it in…"

Everyone stopped what they were doing and started laughing.

Seto said something irrelevant. "You know, with this job, I can retire at thirty and hand the business over to my brothers." Everyone blinked, yesterday he had told them that the business was going to Mokuba and Noah when he died…but he wasn't dead yet…

"Hey, Seto how are you feeling?" I asked him.

"I feel better than ever, to be honest with you…" He was cut off as Rebecca's scream rang through the room and caused everyone to jump.

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?" Duke shouted at her. She whimpered.

"I may have found it…try finding books on mythical beasts…especially those in human forms. Banshees, werewolves, vampires, veela, witches…etc."

Everyone suddenly understood…Teá was no longer human…she was something else…

Cool, huh? For once, this is a short chapter…a little longer than the first but not as long as the second…

HEADPHONES! Why the hell did I do that? I wonder…I wonder why I bought a pair of bright yellow pom-poms from the Two Dollar Shop? I'm bored so…I think I'll plug my new fics (both of which are one-shots)!

Title- So This Is Goodbye?

Authoress- Me-ness! (I stole her…what's the opposite of prefix?)

Genre- Romance/Angst.

Category- Yu-Gi-Oh!

Couples- Puzzleshipping, Tendershipping, Bronzeshipping and Seto/Seth.

Status- Finished, done, complete! Whatever…it was a one shot…

Original Characters (OC)- None…well, one, sort of…there's this nurse…who turns out to be the authoress…

Warnings- Yaoi, alcohol, underage driving, stupid peeps from my school, yamis and Yugi crying.

Title- Cross Dressing, Alcoholic, Special K Bars! (Yeah, It's The Best I Could Come Up With!)

Authoress- Me! Again…along with my master/yami/editor/friend yelling at me to finish it…ARE YOU HAPPY, ELLE? IT'S DONE!

Genre- Comedy.

Category- Yu-Gi-Oh! What other categories are there?

Couples- Prideshipping, Thiefshipping.

Status- Finished…although I have an urge to redo it so that it's just one big orgy!

Original Characters (OC)- None. Although, Voldemort from Harry Potter shows up…

Warnings- Old men committing fashion sins, Teá living and being tortured, Mai with clothes on, alcohol, swearing, Yaoi, caffeine, sugar, no hikaris, randomness and basically the normal stuff you can expect from me.

Read and review! Read and review!

Marik- What's the point? Every time you get one, you just end up demanding more!

DC666- Shut up or you don't get a scene!

Marik- Speaking of which, where is it?

Malik- Didn't you know? She limits herself to one sex scene per chapter. Hopefully at the end there'll be a major orgy containing everyone!

DC666- That'll be an extremely short chapter…everyone meets up at…Kaiba's for a party celebrating the downfall of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles…

Malik- Vampires.

DC666- Whatever. Anyway, everyone gets drunk and the lounge room turns into a blood orgy.

Marik- Blood…orgy?

Malik- Yeah…I like them sorts of orgies the best…speaking of best, I reckon that she's one of the best (one of) authoresses I've ever worked with, she made me step on Teá when she was dying. .:Hugs DC666:. You RULE!

DC666- .:Smirking:. Yay…cool!

Marik- Don't let your head swell. He does this to me too.

DC666- I don't care…I'm getting hugged by a psycho yami who came from a schizophrenic's mind!

Malik- .:Lets go of DC666:. You've done your research. Good for you.

DC666- Actually, she did it… .:Points at DC66 who is…standing nearby poking Marik's hair:. She does that sort of thing a lot.

Marik- What poke people's hair? Or point things out to you?

DC666- Uh…both…more of column A than column B, but… .:Shrugs:.

Dog- Woof!™

DC666- ? Okay…or maybe it could start with you two getting bored, going to Ryou and 'Kura's for a foursome, then to the Muto's, then to the Wheelers', Duke and Tristan's, Ishizu and Odeon's, Mai's, Rebecca's and then to the Kaiba's to finish off…I like the first one better…

Marik- Please…just don't make us go with Ishizu or Odeon! .:Starts crying:.

Malik- Why not? I like the idea of incest, I mean, you're my twin, right?

Marik- …I never thought of that…

DC666- Unless it is you two going together, it is against my policy to do incest…and while we're on the subject of Ishizu and Odeon…

Marik- A new couple?

Malik- Yeah, well, they're not really siblings…so to speak…

DC666- I think I'll talk to DC66 before I do something stupid…

Malik- Could you please explain why are we here, again?

DC666- Uh…my fic, my rules?

Malik- …

DC666- Alright, I'm obsessing over you and your hikari…that's why I've been writing you're contributions to the conversation for you…heh… .:Blushes:.

Marik- ROCK!

Malik- PAPER!

Random person- SCISSORS!

DC666- FIRE!

.:Explosion is heard:. .:Whistling noise:.

Everyone- What the… .:Look up:. .:Eyes bulge:. .:Scatter like mice:.

.:Bomb hits…where ever we were…leaving a crater, a smouldering one:.

DC666- Did I do that?

Assassin- Sorry, my aim was off.

Marik- Who were you aiming for?

Assassin- Anzu Mazaki, sometimes uses the alias 'Teá Gardener'…

DC666- Um…we know her…but this is my fic! I wanna kill her! She'll die in the next chapter… .:Grins:. .:Is showered in roses leaving her covered in scratches:. …damn thorns…

People throwing flowers- .:Grin:.

DC666- I better go tend to these…later people!

Note from DreamCherry66-

Once more, please take no offense to what DreamCherry666 types, everything in these stories of hers are purely for fun, and she does not wish harm upon anyone other than me.

Oh yeah, and if anyone wants a proper citrisy yaoi scene then say so in your review, and I'll sneak one in XD. DC666 can't do a very good job of them...