Do You Believe In Monsters?- Chapter 6- Disco Baby!

Hey! Here again! More mayhem coming up! .

WARNINGS- Normal stuff and bad thoughts/images…

DISCLAIMER- Nanga, nanga, nanga, nanga BATMAN! (You're supposed to take that as a 'no'.)

SUMMARY- Lots of talk about clothing…oh, and Ishizu has a surprise for us…

COUPLE- Ishizu/Odeon.

DC66- …I took no part in the making of this chapter .:gives DC666 an odd look that's tied up with a pretty blue bow:.

NICKNAME- Ishizu: Isis.

MALIK/MARIK CONFUSION- Ok, this is DC66 typing this little part. I think what DC666 has for Malik and Marik is that Marik is the hikari and Malik is the yami…that's what I gathered anyway

(Yugi)

"My yami has changed…" I sighed.

"Yeah, he's a lot happier lately…And since when does he wear orange or white or any other bright colour for that matter? The only colour he usually wears is black…or blue, damned school uniform…" Bakura frowned, crinkling his brow.

"They didn't have uniforms in Ancient Egypt." Malik grinned.

"Yeah, they didn't have you, either." Seth grinned, it was fun ridiculing someone for coming from a schizophrenic's mind. "Then again, it didn't have a lot of other people in this room. Too bad for Ancient Egypt. This century is a lot better. Hygiene is heaps better…"

"Amen! Sorry, I meant, Amon Ra! Or…Atum Ra?" Bakura looked at Yami Yugi suspiciously. 'Is he really the chosen one? Damn Pharaoh has all the fun…'

'Dear Bakura is uncomfortable with my position of power, what a petty fool…' Atum gloated, adjusting his new jeans and white shirt. He looked damn good in colours.

"I heard that, Pharaoh! I am not petty, nor am I a fool." Bakura shouted angrily.

"Could have fooled us…" I giggled. Bakura glared then pouted. "Sorry, Kura-chan. I didn't mean to insult you, just…bring you down a notch. You know?" I used this opportunity to use the infamous 'Upset Puppy Eyes, Version 666'! "I wo't do it adain, I pwomise! I weally do, Batuwa!" What a sucker…

"Alwight-right! I forgib-forgive you. Just don't do the baby-talk thing adain-again!" Bakura frowned, concerned that the others may have heard his accidental use of baby-talk.

"Okay, and when I said 'My yami has changed…' I meant that he's changed outfits again! Look, he's wearing another one!" I yelled in frustration. Yami had changed his outfit once again!

"That looks better, Yami. Wear that one." Seto smiled warmly. Yami was wearing a red singlet-shirt and another pair of jeans with, dare I say it, runners (A/N- sneakers)!

Yami nodded and walked out briefly. When he returned, he carried a large grin on his face. I frowned, him and Seto were up to something. But what was it? I had to know…

(Yami)

Alright, so they were suspicious, big deal. They had no clue of what was in store for them. The disco was going to rock. They were gonna love it! Seto had set up the disco ball in the main conference room (imagine having a conference room in your own house, you could go to your nine o'clock in your pyjamas and after it's finished you can climb back into bed!) and there was a DJ and ribbons and streamers and balloons and…the works! They were gonna freak!

At six, after dinner, Seto and I blindfolded everyone and led them into the conference room. Everyone was told to remove their blindfold and look around. Yugi squealed then ran off to get changed. Joey grinned and nodded. Mokuba smirked and started playing with a balloon. Noah frowned, there was no visible internet accessibility anywhere (good job, Seto)! Mai looked around and down at herself wearing trackies and a black t-shirt and ran off to get changed. Serenity smiled mysteriously and wandered off as if in a daydream. Ishizu frowned, she couldn't dance in her condition! Odeon grinned, if he had hair this would be the perfect time to let it down! Marik started dancing before the music started. Malik raised an eyebrow, shrugged and joined in with his hikari. Ryou let out a high-pitched chibi squeal and ran to the lollies and drinks table. Bakura grinned evilly and ran for the fairy floss. Seth pulled a guitar from…somewhere…and started playing off key. Rebecca nearly ripped her teddy's head off. Tristan frowned as Malik came over to him and started singing 'Funky Town' with edited lyrics…"Don't you take me to the monkey's house!"…etc. Duke dropped his dice and ran for the alcohol bottles on the wall behind the bar (painted on, mind you).

When Serenity returned, she was wearing a pink flowery dress. Mai was wearing her normal mini skirt and tube-top. Yugi was in board shorts and a baggy t-shirt. Ishizu was wearing black, glittery pants and a high riding, black top that revealed a slightly swollen bump that was her stomach…

(Odeon)

Ishizu…was pregnant! That's why she'd been avoiding me…I was gonna be a daddy! YAY! PARTY! DRINKS ARE ON ME! Malik and Marik looked at me blankly.

"You gotta be kidding me!" Marik cried. "I'm gonna be an uncle!"

"Ew, you and Odeon! EW!" Malik screamed and ran from the room, tearing his hair out. "EEEEEEWW!"

Everyone gaped. I could relate, why hadn't she told me? I was the father, I hope…

"Told ya so, Mai. I should have stuck with the brown dress that Malik got for me for Ra's birthday. You couldn't notice it so much in that dress…" Isis mumbled.

Mai frowned. "If you ask me, it was more noticeable. Anyway, you have nothing to be ashamed of, pregnancy and childbirth are as natural as breathing. Although, I never want to go through it."

"Wait, you're how far? Who's the father? And…congratulations." Yami tilted his head slightly at us.

"I'm in the second trimester, roughly 20 weeks. Odeon's the dad. And thanks." Isis smiled.

"You're halfway through the pregnancy and didn't tell me, why?" I asked, finally getting to speak up.

"I thought that you'd overreact…I'm sorry. You don't mind do you, Odeon?"

"Of course not. I love you, why would I mind? I'm buying the drinks!" I smiled. Then the party really started! …after Marik calmed Malik down, of course.

But now we were in more danger, Teá may not have been the only one of her kind. We were all in danger…

(Diary Entries)

Marik- Alright, my big sister is pregnant with my adopted brother's child. Apart from 'ew' I don't think that there's much else to say… .:Smiles:.

Malik- EEEEWWW! .:Starts crying:. Yucky images! Get the yucky images out of my head!

Odeon- Oh…my…Ra… YAY! .:Runs around like crazed soccer fan:.

Ishizu- Well, that went better than expected…wait till he finds out that it's a boy! .:Starts cooing to her stomach:. Yes you are, yes you are. .:Giggle:.

Bakura- Good for them. They figured out how to reproduce…now if only Ryou and I could… .:Scratches his head like he's thinking about something serious, although we know that he's just trying to think of a way to get Ryou in the sack again:.

Ryou- Bakura better not be thinking about what I think he's thinking about… .:Shudders:. Ten times a day is way too much for my body to handle.

Yami- Ew and cool. Ew because it's Odeon and Isis. Cool because there's gonna be a baby. .:Grins:.

Yugi- I like babies. They're cute. And you get to spoil them! .:Holds up armfuls of toys and clothes:. See?

Seth- A baby? Yeah, I think I can handle one of those…I think. Meh, if I can't I'll send it to the Shadow Realm to rot for all of eternity. .:Holds up Millennium Rod menacingly:.

Seto- Oh, god, no! Save me! .:Cowers in corner sobbing, recalling baby Mokuba:.

Mokuba- I don't know what Seto's problem is. I think that the kid's gonna be a cutie. Look at who it has as family. .:Holds up a picture of the Ishtars as kids:. See? Weren't they cute?

Noah- .:Brings forth laptop:. Can I assimilate it?

Serenity- Aw, if it's a girl, I'm gonna teach her about make-up and dresses and fashion and stuff. If it's a boy…I'll still teach him all that stuff! .:Grins and twirls her hair:.

Joey- I like kids. I can show Isis how to change it's nappy if it's a girl…I've never had to change a boy's nappy…she has though so she already knows. .:Holds up a teddy:. D'ya like it?

Mai- I must teach Ishizu about maternity wear. Belly baring outfits are all the rage. .:Looks down:. I'd look good as a mum, I think.

Rebecca- I can teach it how to duel! .:Holds up Teddy:. Can't I, Teddy?

Tristan- I don't want it knowing about the monkey thing… .:Shudders:. Please don't tell it about the monkey thing! I beg of you!

Duke- I'll give it it's first pair of fluffy dice to stick in it's window… .:Holds up dice:. Can't give it these small ones now can I? Poor thing would choke on them.

How cute was that chapter? Honestly, how many of you think that Ishizu and Mai would make great mums? I do!

I'd say more but I gotta go. Later, and don't forget to review!

DC66- …wow, she completely and utterly ignored the plot in this chapter

Now, RANDOM SMUT TIME!

Due to no-one other than Chika's friend from school telling me what couple they want, I'm going to be putting together a orgy! …Ok, fine, it's not an orgy because I still can't write lemons all that good.. So, you know what? TELL ME WHAT COUPLES YOU WANT, RA DAMN IT!