Disclaimer: Once again I must tell you that I do not own the places, characters, long cut scenes etc… etc… from Final Fantasy X.

I've decided to make another chapter because some people seemed to have enjoyed it. This chapter takes place after Tidus and company have defeated Lady Yunalesca (sort of).

I believe I will use some of the suggestions people have given me in later chapters.


Tidus You Dense (insert insult here)!

They had just defeated Lady Yunalesca, they being Tidus, Auron, Yuna, Lulu, Wakka, Kimahri and Rikku. It had been a long fierce battle, mostly because Yunalesca had to keep turning into the giant demon of doom one step at a time.

The scene was somewhat like this…

"Well that was pretty easy," said Tidus after they had defeated Yunalesca (or so they thought).

"I have to agree with you," said Yuna smiling.

"Too easy," said Auron, he had a suspicion that it wasn't over yet.

All of a sudden the supposedly defeated Yunalesca rose out of the ground to reveal what appeared to be an uglier side of her.

"Oh damnit," said Tidus and the battle continued.

Eventually they had defeated that part of her.

"Well I'm glad that's done," said Tidus relieved.

"You shouldn't say that," said Rikku, "you're going to jinx us."

"No I'm not," said Tidus, "there's no way that she survived that beating!"

Then Yunalesca rose even further out of the ground to unveil the part of her I like to call 'Medusa'.

"Aw hell!" said Tidus irritably.

And so they toiled on and then smote her.

"I swear if we have to keep fighting this thing…" Tidus mumbled, whilst Yunalesca was giving her dying speech.

"You will all suffer the horrible consequences for what you have done!" Yunalesca wailed as she was fading away.

"Ya, okay mother," said Rikku rolling her eyes.

And that was how the battle basically happened.

Right now they were all walking out of the floating room and making their way out of the ruins of the Zanarkand blitzball stadium. Tidus was the last one to walk out because he was worried that Yunalesca would come back again. Auron was waiting for him outside of the room.

"Wait Tidus," said Auron, "I need to talk to you for a minute."

"Okay, what's up," said Tidus not realizing it was going to be a serious conversation.

"I need to tell you something," said Auron trying to impose on Tidus it was going to be serious.

"Go ahead, tell away," said Tidus still not getting it.

"I'm not really alive," said Auron directly.

Tidus laughed, "Yes you are old man, you're still walking and talking and eating!"

"Stupid... Dense…" Auron grumbled frustrated, then tried to explain. "Lady Yunalesca killed me, but I stayed around because I promised your father I would watch over you."

"I think you're one blitzball short of a… a blitzball team," said Tidus trying to say he thought Auron had lost it.

"No I am actually dead, like Seymour."

"Seymour isn't dead either. Jeez you need to start taking pills or something…"

Auron slapped his hand to his face, "Oh for the love of…"

"COME ON YOU GUYS!" yelled Rikku, "We've been waiting for you two for like ten minutes!"

"Oh screw it," said Auron to himself, "he can figure everything out for himself…"

So they left the stadium.


I don't think this chapter was written that well, but I tried.

Review please, it makes me happy.