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Rin woke up extra early to say goodbye to Sesshoumaru who was waiting impatiently by the door, which within a few seconds rang shrilly. Sesshoumaru opened the door to find a smiling Sango on the other side.
"You're late."
Sango's cheeks flushed. She hated being told off. Especially by him.
"Er..yeah, sorry."
Sango entered the small apartment and smiled at Rin who sweetly smiled back.
Sesshoumaru suddenly grabbed Sango by the arm and pointed to the huge boomerang on her back.
"What is that for?"
"Um, for protection."
"Protection from what may I ask?"
Sango hesitated to answer. Kagome had warned her about Rin before and Sango decided to take serious measures.
"From…burglars? In case they come in. Yeah."
Sesshoumaru raised an eyebrow but said nothing. They both stood there for a few seconds until Sesshoumaru cleared his throat as if reminding Sango of something.
Sango stared at him for a moment; his eyes darted to Rin.
"What? Oh! Oh…"
She reached into her pocket and pulled out a Kinder Surprise chocolate egg. And handed it to Rin who squealed delightedly and began tearing the wrapping off.
Sesshoumaru nodded approvingly and left the apartment closing the door behind him. Sango watched Rin stuffing herself with chocolate until all that was left was an empty packet and chocolate smeared all over the evil child's mouth. Rin remembered what Sesshoumaru had told her about keeping her face spotless around the babysitters and obediently wiped her mouth on her sleeve.
Sango snapped out of her trance and went to the sofa to relieve herself of the Hiraikotsu, leaving Rin free to run to her room and step on the egg to open it. And what came out of it gave her an excellent idea of how to get rid of Sango. She slowly picked up the toy and a malignant grin stretched from ear to ear.
'Fantastic' She thought.
But it wasn't time yet, Sesshoumaru comes home at 7:00pm. She had to think of something to do first. Rin paced around her room pondering for a while when suddenly she tripped on something. She scrambled to her feet and turned around with her foot raised ready to kick the hell out of whatever had made her fall, when she got another idea. Simple but brilliant. She had tripped over a doll which was protruding from under her bed. She lay flat on the floor and felt around for her other dolls but didn't find any more. Rin could have cried, but then she spotted a family of floppy bunny rabbit dolls which Sesshoumaru's girlfriend had given her for Christmas. She grabbed them and ran back to the sitting room where Sango had turned on the TV and was watching a Tennis match.
Rin stepped in front of the TV screen and smiled innocently. Sango couldn't help feeling the urge to shove Rin out of the way. The match was almost finished! But, Sesshoumaru had given her specific orders. And she wasn't prepared to face the consequences if she disobeyed him. Sango turned off the TV and kneeled down on the floor facing Rin and Rin smiled at her,
"Do you wanna play tea party with me?"
'The hell I do!' Was Sango's first thought but instead she said,
"Sure! I love that game!"
Rin shoved a bunny into each of Sango's hands.
"Now this is Mrs Bunny and this is Mr Bunny" She said pointing to each one.
"And you wait here while I get Baby Bunny! O.k?"
Sango nodded. Rin ran to her room and pretended to look for 'Baby Bunny.'
As soon as Sango had looked away, Rin pressed herself flat against the wall near the door and peeped past the door frame. If she was correct, Sango would do exactly what Rin was predicting. She rubbed her hands together evilly and giggled.
Sango was looking from one floppy bunny to the other. She sighed heavily.
"This is so humiliating. Even Kirara hates bunnies."
Sango stared longingly at the blank TV screen then looked back at the bunnies with dread. She lifted Mr. Bunny closer to her face and stared at it. It had a funny expression which looked strangely familiar. One eyebrow was raised and it had a cheesy, almost perverted grin on its face. Ah, now she knew who it looked like.
Sango smiled and made Mrs. Bunny catwalk past Mr. Bunny. Mr. Bunny's head bent down and 'stared' at Mrs. Bunny's ass. He then ran up to Mrs. Bunny and bent down on one knee holding Mrs. Bunny's hand.
"Oh Sango!" She said in a low voice "Will you bear my children?"
She made Mrs. Bunny turn around and Mr. Bunny's fat paw stroked her butt.
"Argh! How dare you! Hentai! Pow!" Sango said in a crude imitation of herself.
She lifted Mrs. Bunny's arm and made it slap Mr. Bunny halfway across the room.
Which looked extremely funny as Mr. Bunny was very floppy.
Sango retrieved it and made Mrs. Bunny jump on top of Mr. Bunny, pounding him into the floor. She saw a pencil nearby and made Mrs. Bunny use it to whack Mr. Bunny on the head repeatedly. She chuckled at how childish she could be. Sango was actually starting to enjoy herself, but then she began to feel the anger herself and made Mrs. Bunny rip Mr. Bunny's head off.
"Oops."
Sango lifted up the headless doll to inspect the damage and saw Mr. Bunny's head roll under the couch. She looked around wildly to see if Rin was watching and then looked back at the beheaded bunny. She momentarily closed her eyes as if praying for a solution, but when this didn't come she simply hid the headless bunny behind her back.
Rin cheered silently, she had done it! Oh Sango was in for it now! She checked her plastic watch. Twenty five minutes to go. She tapped her forehead. Hmmm….
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Rin skipped up to Sango.
"I couldn't find Baby Bunny so I don't wanna play anymore."
Sango was relieved. She tossed the headless bunny under the sofa from behind her back beamed as if nothing had happened. But Rin saw. She would need to know where it was for when Sesshoumaru came home.
Sango brushed her hands and stood up.
"So! Are you hungry?"
Rin nodded vigorously.
"Jam sandwiches?"
"O.k!"
Rin ran over to the sofa and jumped into it, turning on the TV to watch Spongebob Squarepants. Meanwhile, Sango lead herself to the kitchen and opened every cupboard to find what she needed. While Sango was making Rin's sandwiches she thought to herself,
"I wonder what Kags was talking about. Rin's the sweetest kid ever! I don't know why she got so worked up about it."
She laid the second slice of bread on top of the jammed first slice, and searched for a plate to put it on. She chose a flowery yellow one. Sango brought the plate to the sitting room were Rin was watching Spongebob and swinging her legs. Sango smiled at the cuteness. She looked down at the sandwiches then suddenly she heard an ear splitting scream. Her head jerked up to see Rin standing on the sofa pointing to something black and hairy in the floor.
"Oh my God! Its Naraku's minion!" Sango exclaimed.
Sango dropped the plate which shattered on the floor and ran for her boomerang.Rin tried hard to hide her glee as Sango lifted her Hiraikotsu high up in the air and brought it down with all her might screaming,
"DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!"
The giant boomerang crashed onto the poor creature, but to Sango's surprise (and to Rin's delight) the Hiraikotsu bounced off it!
"Huh!!?? Fine then, you won't get away THIS time Naraku!!!"
Sango lifted her weapon again and brought it again. Again she failed and left a crater in the floor. Sango was furious. She screamed,
"DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!! DAMN YOU NARAKUUUUU!!!!!!"
And began to bash the creature repeatedly. But it just kept bouncing off. This made Sango go wild with fury.
Rin checked her watch. One minute left. It was time.
Sesshoumaru, who was exhausted after a hard day of work, heard a scream and a loud bang. He rushed up the stairs and hurriedly searched his pockets for the keys. Sango lifted up her Hiraikotsu one last time, and began to bring it down with all her strength when she heard a key in the lock. She spun around breathing heavily.
"Huh?"
Rin took the chance to grab the hairy thing and placed on her head. She positioned herself on the floor underneath Sango's weapon.
The door flung open and Sesshoumaru dashed towards them.
Sango looked back at the creature and her eyes widened in shock as she saw Rin sitting there with a 'scared' look on her face and the thing on her head. She proceeded to bring the Hiraikotsu down with all her might, Sango´s boomerang was inches away from Rin's head, when Sesshoumaru dived onto the floor in front Rin and put his arms protectively in front of his face and Rin. Sango screamed and stopped her weapon just in time. She dropped the boomerang and took a few steps backwards in horror. She had almost killed Rin!
Sesshoumaru got to his feet slowly and stared at Sango while Rin burst into tears. (fake of course) Sesshoumaru bent down and picked up a very battered black rubber spider.
"What happened?"
Rin covered her face with her hands hiding her grin and pretended to sob.
'I thought you'd never ask. Muhuhahahaaa!' She thought maliciously.
"We were playing tea party sob and she pretended that Mr. Bunny was you and-"
"Mr.Bunny?"
Rin crouched down and picked up the headless bunny from under the sofa.
'Crap' Sango thought.
Rin held up the poor toy up to Sesshoumaru, who held it with a look of horror on his face. He didn't care about the stupid toy, it was the person who gave it to Rin he cared about.
Rin carried on,
"And then she ripped the head off and tried to hide it. hic Then after, I said I was hungry and she made me jam sandwiches. I told her that I'm allergic to strawberry jam but she didn't listen. So she got angry and smashed the plate on the floor."
Sesshoumaru tore his eyes away from the limp body in his hand and stared at the broken plate on the floor. The broken yellow flowery plate.
Rin tried to hide her glee at the look of Sesshoumaru's expression. (I know, its mean.)
"And- and then I was playing with the toy that came out of the chocolate egg, when
s-she saw it and went crazy and started whacking it with that THING!"
She pointed a shaky finger at the Hiraikotsu which had created another crater where Sango had dropped it. Sango listened to all this. She gawped at the cleverness of the brat.
'Wow. Kagome was right. She is EVIL'
Sesshoumaru turned to glare at Sango.
"Leave…now." He said softly in a dangerous tone.
Sango took a few steps backwards and reached for the doorknob.
"Er…sorry?"
Sesshoumaru squeezed the remains of Mr.Bunny so hard that the stuffing popped out of it.
"Um, I can pay for that."
Sango pointed to the smashed floor caused by her oversized boomerang.
"Haven't you done enough damage!?"
Sango turned the doorknob and ran all the way out the building.
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Rin brushed her teeth and went to bed leaving Sesshoumaru alone to think of who to summon next. She grinned maliciously.
'Keep 'em coming Sesshy! This is getting interesting!'
Meanwhile Sesshoumaru was hopelessly trying to fix Mr. Bunny's head back on its unstuffed body. He gave up and threw it against the wall.
He rested his head in his hands and tried to think of someone to look after Rin tomorrow. He was running out of options. There was absolutely NO WAY that he was going to call Inuyasha. Anyone but him. Even that pervert monk would be better.
Sesshoumaru lifted his head. Hmmm, maybe Miroku wouldn't be too bad. He was very calm. And he wouldn't DARE to try anything with Rin. After all, the monk's heart was set after that maniac woman with that boomerang. Sesshoumaru considered it for a moment. Then he decided it would be for the best. He searched his contacts book for Miroku. And dialled.
Rin was still awake. She caught the words 'Miroku' as Sesshoumaru repeated the name while looking for his number.
She smiled. This was going to be VERY interesting…
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