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Disclaimer: WHAT??? SORRY CANT HEAR YOU? DO I OWN WHAT??? Ok fine! I don't own Inuyasha. (author mumbles angrily)
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The doorbell rang early in the morning. Rin jumped out of bed and rang to open the door.
"Hello Miroku-sama!"
Sesshoumaru strode out of his bedroom, suitcase in hand and pulled Miroku into the kitchen.
Rin smiled to herself. This was going to be VERY interesting. She listened hard to what Sesshoumaru was saying.
"I want to make this clear, you will NOT touch Rin and you will certainly not do anything perverted around her. Do you understand?"
Miroku, who held his hands up defensively replied calmly.
"I swear on my life that I will not do anything. And I wasn't going to. It's against my religion."
He bowed and left the kitchen to stand next to Rin. Sesshoumaru narrowed his eyes at the monk before leaving the apartment shutting the door behind him.
Miroku bent down with a pleasant smile on his face.
"So! What do you want to do today?"
"LETS PLAY!!!" She said flailing her arms about wildly.
She began running around in circles around the poor monk who was trying to catch her.
"LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA-"
Miroku had put a hand on her forehead to stop her.
"My child, you have too much energy! Why don't you meditate? It will calm your spirit."
Rin raised an eyebrow but agreed. She'll get him later.
A few seconds later they were both cross legged on the floor, thumbs and index fingers touching with their eyes closed. Well, Rin was peeking at Miroku with one eye so that she could copy him.
"Focus your energy….breath in…..and out….Oummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
Rin copied him.
"Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
Miroku spoke again calmly,
"Think nothing, feel nothing….ignore all noises…nothing shall distract you...concentra-"
Miroku stopped abruptly and opened his eyes, something very heavy had fallen into his lap. He looked down. There was a mound of dolls. Rin had tip them there was smiling hopefully at him.
Miroku stayed in the same position and sighed heavily.
'Oh Buddha! Why me!?'
"Very well. I will play with you for a while."
Rin had sat down in front of him. And started lining up all the dolls in front of him. Miroku observed them and picked one that had the same uniform as Kagome.
"Hmmmm…"
Rin watched him as he stroked the dolls bottom. His eye caught sight of a doll that looked remarkably like Sango. He dropped 'Kagome' and grabbed 'Sango'. He stroked her hair for a while, and then he happily stoked her ass too. He suddenly let out a girlish gasp and screamed "HENTAI!" in Sango's voice as he made her slap his cheek repeatedly with her stiff plastic hand. He grinned. Rin raised an eyebrow and yanked her doll out of the monk's hand whose grin faded. She shoved a Ken doll into his hand. Miroku pointed at it with a look of amazement on his face.
"Hey! It looks like me!"
Miroku licked his finger and began to style the Ken doll's hair to look like his own.
"So! What will this handsome fellow do?"
"He's going to die." Rin replied flatly.
She searched around in the heap of dolls and pulled out a rubber spider (yes, the same one that led to Sango's doom) and a purple octopus.
"These two will be Naraku. Naraku's going to fight Inuyasha."
Rin revealed another Ken doll with white hair (toilet paper) and a red haori. (she had colored in his original clothing in red feltip)
She made monster noises while making the rubber spider parade around in front of 'Inuyasha'.
"ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! AAAAAAAAARGH!"
Inuyasha had blown Naraku away with his sword. (a broken knife),Rin threw the spider over her shoulder and replaced it with the octopus. She brought in the doll that looked like Kagome, and made her cower in front of Naraku.
"AAAAAAAH! Save me Inuyasha! Inuyasha!! INUYASSSHAAAAA!!!"
Inuyasha jumped on top of Naraku and beat him over the head with his sword. Miroku who had been staring at all this decided to join in. He grabbed a black pen and drew a black hole on 'Miroku's' right hand. He made the doll jump in front of Kagome and held out his right hand, making sucking noises that sounded like a hoover. The real Miroku snatched Naraku out of Rin's hand and threw it across the room. Then he grabbed Sango and made her run up to his doll self.
"My hero!"
Sango began kissing 'Miroku' all over his face. Miroku laughed out loud and wiped a delighted tear from his eye. Rin glowered at him.
"I'm bored! I don't want to play anymore."
She stood up and went over to the TV leaving Miroku alone to clear up the mess. Which he did. Looking up all the ladies skirts and dresses as he put them one by one into the bag.
When he had finally finished, he stood up and went over to the sofa and sat down next to Rin. She was watching the Loony Toons and was laughing hysterically because Daffy Duck was chasing a monk around the monastery with a machine gun. Miroku shifted around in his seat uncomfortably. He gasped horrified as the monk tripped over his own feet and his robes went over his head revealing polkadotted underwear. Then Daffy beat the monk over the head repeatedly with a cross.
"That's sacrilegious! And monks certainly do not wear that kind of underwear!"
Miroku grabbed the remote and changed the channel over to an educational program. Rin stopped laughing immediately and frowned. Miroku seemed satisfied with the program and lay back in his seat.
Rin was forced to watch 'The Magic Pencil' write simple words for half an hour.
"Now kids! Let's say the alphabet together one more time!"
Rin had had enough. She had endured this torture for way to long. She got off the sofa and went to her room leaving Miroku who was happily saying the alphabet and had begun singing along to the nursery rhymes. She paced around in her room thinking hard, and then stopped. What day was it today? IT WAS TUESDAY! Sesshoumaru comes home early on Tuesday! Just then she heard footsteps coming up the stairs. Rin panicked. She hadn't planned this yet! She screamed in anger, but at the same time gave herself an idea. Miroku heard the scream, leaped up from the sofa and ran to Rins room.
"Oh no! If something happens to her Sesshoumaru will kill-no wait-DESTROY me!"
Rin hid behind the door and ran out as soon as Miroku entered.
"What is it?!? What happened!??" He asked urgently looking around wildly.
Rin hurried to the bag of dolls and tipped them all over the floor, she also ripped the clothes off some of them. Then as the sound of the key in the lock came to her ears she grabbed the remote and changed the channel to the "ALL MENS CHANNEL" If you know what I mean.
Sesshoumaru opened the door and was welcomed by Rin (who somehow had time to sniff an onion and hold it closely to her eyes), running up to him with tears in her eyes and hugged his knee. Sesshoumaru lifted her chin up,
"What's wrong Rin?"
Rin put on her best shaky voice.
"That monk is watching naughty things!" She whispered.
She pointed to the TV, Sesshoumaru stared in horror and anger. At that exact moment Miroku came out from Rin's room looking confused and scratching his head.
"Oh! Hello Sesshoumaru!"
Miroku followed Sesshoumaru's gaze and blanched. He pointed at the TV accusingly.
"I was NOT watching that!"
Sesshoumaru narrowed his eyes.
"I swear!"
Rin tugged on Sesshoumaru's jacket.
"That's not all! I asked him where babies came from and he told me! He even demonstrated!"
She pointed at the pile of dolls on the floor. Most of them were undressed. Miroku was finding it hard to stay calm. He put one hand on his heart and held up his other hand solemnly.
"As a servant of Buddha I swear I have not committed any of the crimes of which I am being accused of"
Sesshoumaru took a step closer.
"I don't think Buddha would mind having one less servant to think about. So if you value your life I suggest that you leave NOW."
Miroku gulped and turned to leave then he ran towards the pile of dolls and grabbed the one that looked like Sango.
"Erm…can I keep this?"
Sesshoumaru narrowed his eyes even more.
"O.k…I guess not."
Miroku quickly bowed to Sesshoumaru then ran out the door.
Sesshoumaru swiftly turned off the TV and went to his phone book while Rin dressed her dollies.
She was immensely pleased with herself. And couldn't wait for her next victim. But Sesshoumaru was having trouble finding someone else. He scanned all the phone numbers and sighed. He didn't trust the wolf, but he was his only choice, apart from Inuyasha, but he wasn't even considering letting Inuyasha come within 5 feet near Rin. So he called up the mangy wolf and explained the rules.
Hmmmm..I wonder who it could be? Hehe! Hope you enjoyed Miroku's torture! I m WRITING the story and I feel sorry for him! Ok! please Review! I will love you forever!
