THE TORRID LOVE AFFAIRS OF HARM AND MAC!

Mac walked toward harm. the office was silent it appeared that they were the only ones still working. Harm looked up at Mac happy for some company.

"Hey Mac" harm greeted.

"Hey" Mac said while she sat down

As she sat a journal fell from under a stack of papers into Macs lap.

"The Torrid Love Affairs of Harm and Mac" Mac read the title questionably.

"Oh shit"

"Harm what is this?"

"Well sometimes I do some writing in my spare time."

"So basically you write porn about me and you."

"Yep basically."

"Ya know harm we could act out one of these scenes if you like."

Twenty minutes later they lay panting naked on Harm's desk.

"Wow. I think I need to add a few details to my story."

"Yeah that was fun. Okay I guess we should get back to work then." Mac switched on the light.

"OH MY GOSH" Mac said while harm screamed. In the doorway stood Chegwidden, Bud, Sturgis, Jen, and Harriet.

"Well um H,arm Mac nice to see you again and ummm…..everybody back to work." Harriet said trying to break the tension as well as divert attention from the fact that both Harm and Mac were both naked. But nobody moved they just sat and stared.

"Way to represent the navy" Chegwidden said approvingly.

"Harm what did I say about keeping your personal life and work life separated? This is so wrong." said Sturgis frowning.

"You're just upset because you're not getting any." Harm defended.

"Now let's try to keep this civil" suggested Mac. "Let's start by putting on some clothes." Mac slowly reached for her clothes. She tried to maintain as much dignity as possible dressing herself in front of her boss and coworkers. Though he felt bad for Mac being in such a difficult situation he couldn't suppress a slight giggle. Chegwidden cleared his throat after both Harm and Mac finished dressing "Well we have all been working hard and late on cases lately it's about time to relax."

"I have an idea let's order in and just relax at the conference table." Jen said

TWENTY MINUTES LATER

They all sat around the conference table eating Chinese food. Both Harm and Mac stared down at the table trying not to look anyone in the eye. They didn't notice that slowly everyone had gathered around Bud. Only when Bud said "Wow harm nice move!" followed up by Harriet's interjection "Harm you're so sensitive!" as well as Chegwidden's "Wow harm you're really exotic!" did harm and Mac look up curiously.

"Oh my gosh harm they have your stories!"

"NO NOT THE STORIES" Harm said grabbing the journal.

"Ya know despite the fact that this is highly inappropriate its quite enthralling with wonderful description. I THINK YOU COULD PUBLISH THIS!"