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Rin ran to answer the door expecting her next victim but instead found Sesshoumaru's girlfriend.

"SESSHOUMARU-SAMA! YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS HERE!"

Sesshoumaru came out of his room fixing his tie. He had been given the day off so he was going to spend the day with his beloved girlfriend.

"Good morning Kagura"

Kagura smiled at him. Rin tugged on her hand.

"Are you going to play with me?" She asked hopefully.

Kagura glanced at Sesshoumaru. She was no good at turning Rin down.

"No Rin, Kagura and I will be meeting her father today."

"Awww…"

She hung her head in disappointment. But Kagura interrupted,

"Are you going to leave her by herself?"

"No, a babysitter should be arriving soon"

"So why don't we wait for them?"

Sesshoumaru looked reluctant.

"Aw come on you…you meany!" Kagura said awkwardly, she picked up Rin and carried her to the living room. Sesshoumaru raised an eyebrow,

"Meany???"

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Sesshoumaru tapped his foot impatiently as he waited for that mangy wolf to get his stinky ass in the apartment and Kagura, in the meantime, picked up a magazine and flicked through it. Rin was colouring in a drawing of Kouga being killed with an axe.

She grinned evilly to herself.

'Hehe, this is gonna be easy!'

Rin had planned this day out in her dreams. And she was prepared. Sesshoumaru was starting to hate the wolf already, he was late. He sighed angrily and opened the door to leave when he found Kouga on the other side with a fist raised to knock on the door.

"Er…. Morning?"

"You're overdue."

"Yeah well, I had trouble finding the place. You live in a big place huh?"

Kouga laughed and punched Sesshoumaru playfully on the shoulder. Sesshoumaru remained emotionless.

"Look after Rin with your life. Whatever happens to her will happen to you. Understood?"

Kouga gulped and nodded vigorously.

"Good"

Sesshoumaru glared at Kouga one last time before taking Kagura and leaving the apartment. Rin couldn't be happier.

'Whatever happens to me happens to him? Oh this is gonna be fun!'

Kouga took a deep breath and turned to face Rin who was smiling innocently up at him.

"So! What can I do for ya?" He questioned rubbing his hands together.

Rin leapt to her feet.

"You can help me with my homework!"

Kouga grinned.

"Ok then. Me being the cleverest one here." He boasted puffing out his chest.

Rin cheered and ran to Sesshoumaru's study. Kouga had seated himself at the table with a pencil in hand. She came back struggling with a very high stack of books and dumped them on the table. Kouga stared at them dumbfounded.

'Biology? Physics? Calculus? Philosophy? Economy and finances? What the hell?'

He seized the first book and opened it randomly.

"Okay…" he breathed. He squinted at the black squiggly smudges on the page.

"Whaat is yore ohpineion c-c-c-cooonssssserning Sockcrates thiry on the innmmortalitie of the sole?" He said slowly and with great difficulty.

Rin raised an eyebrow and leaned over the table and read out loud,

"What is your opinion concerning Socrates' theory on the immortality of the soul?" (Sesshoumaru had taught her well)

She sat back down in her seat and looked at Kouga expectedly.

"So? What is it?"

Kouga scratched his head with a confused look on his face.

"Er…well, you see…it's easy really…um…I, uh…heh…"

He paused and rested his chin on his fist and thought hard. If there had been a light bulb on top of his head it would have glowed.

"Aha! I've got it! My opinion is that….this Sockcrates guy was talking about that dead priestess lady…what's her name? Kikyo! That's it. And he was trying to explain that even though she dead, her soul is still around to haunt mutt face innit?"

Rin applauded and pretended to scribble down what he had just said.

"Wow Mr.Kouga! You're really clever! MUCH cleverer than that good for nothing Inuyasha!"

Kouga grinned and crossed his arms proudly. Rin heaved a book in front of her, took a piece of paper and scribbled some of the sums which were on the page. (She wasn't really copying it, she had no idea what 'percentages' were so she simply made up a few sums.)

She closed the book and thrust the piece of paper under Kouga's nose. He peered closely at the paper and occasionally chewed the end of his pencil.

"Right then! Um…what is ten minus five?"

Kouga counted off is fingers and kept looking back confusedly at the paper, then counted again.

Rin stared at him.

"Er…five?" Rin suggested

Kouga ogled at Rin.

"WHOA! That was fast! How'd you do that?! You're like some kind of super brain kid or something! YOU RULE!!"

Rin was immensely pleased with herself. She felt pity for Kouga and took out a book which read "History of Japan" and placed it on top of the Algebra book. Kouga blinked. Then grinned,

"Great! I rule at history! Ask me anything."

Rin opened the book at a random page and ran her finger down the many questions.

"Okay! Here's one!"

Kouga leaned back in his chair and crossed his arms with a grin plastered across his face.

"In what kind of society did the Japanese people live in under the rule of the shogunate during the Feudal Era?"

Kouga, who was rocking back and forth on the two back legs of his chair, fell backwards in surprise and shock. He lay on the floor on top of a broken chair, and then he popped into view.

"WHAT!!??? I don t know any – er - I mean…can you repeat the question?"

Rin repeated it.

Kouga's expression hadn't changed since he had fallen off his chair.

"Er….I know this…give me a minute. Aw COME ON!"

He thumped himself on the head several times. Rin had waited enough.

"They lived in an oppressive society."

Kouga threw up his arms in frustration.

"I KNEW THAT!!!! Okay shoot me again!"

Rin sighed mentally but she decided to give Kouga a break, she chose an easy one this time.

"Who were the Samurai?"

Kouga leaped to his feet with an arm pointing towards the ceiling.

"I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW!"

Rin perked up.

"You do?"

"No."

He hung his head in shame and plopped back down on the floor and lay there on his back motionless. Rin leaned over the table and peered down at Kouga who was staring up at the ceiling.

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It had been one whole hour since the questionnaire. The books had been cleared away and Rin was now scribbling in a little silver book. Kouga snapped out of his trance and hauled himself onto the edge of the table.

"Whatcha doing?"

"Drawing" She answered without lifting her eyes from the book.

"Lemme see!" He said standing up and running over to Rin observing the scrawl she had made.

"Huh! I can draw better than that!"

Kouga snatched the permanent marker out of Rin's hand, Rin gave him an almost Sesshoumaru like glare. But he didn't see. He hid the page from view with his right arm and scribbled frantically with his tongue sticking out in concentration.

"There! Ta daa!"

He uncovered his work and Rin gasped. Which he mistook as a gasp of amazement.

"Good innit?"

It was the worst drawing that she had ever seen in her life. It was supposed to be Kagome, but it was in fact a couple of sticks and blobs and scribbles for hair.

Rin put on a fake smile,

"Wow! That's great! But I bet you can't draw Sesshoumaru-sama."

Kouga smirked.

"I bet I can!"

He turned onto another page and began to draw. But as soon as he began to draw a wonky circle for Sesshoumaru's face he grimaced and roughly turned the page.

"Wait wait wait, I did it wrong."

He did another circle and scribbled the hair but he wasn't happy with it either and turned to another page.

"No no no no, again again again…wait."

He did this repeatedly. Rin's grin grew wider with every page Kouga squiggled on.

"I did it!"

He presented his work of art proudly. Rin muffled a snort of laughter. Kouga's drawing of Sesshoumaru was actually two blobs, four sticks and a huge crescent moon which covered his whole face. He also had huge blobby hands and two big circles for feet.

Rin pretended to be amazed at his talent. Kouga had got into the spirit of art and ripped out a page from the book. Rin grinned evilly as she read the words on the page which read 'Kagura's birthday' in neat writing. Kouga had grabbed a pair of scissors and began snipping here and there. He put the scissors down and spread out his work. It was a paper chain of girls. A very retarded chain of girls. Rin clapped delightedly but inside she was laughing.

'Oh he is gonna DIE!'

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Kouga had given up on art and sat down cross legged on the floor. Rin looked at the kitchen clock.

'It's time'

She sat down on the floor next to Kouga.

"Do you wanna play a game?"

Kouga shrugged.

"How about tag?"

Kouga perked up and leapt to his feet.

"Yeah!!! I'll be it!"

"Okay! But lets eat something first. I'm hungry" Rin said.

This was all part of the plan. She had heard from one of Kagome's conversations that Kouga got extremely hyper when he ate chocolate. So Rin ran to the kitchen and came back with a mega sized chocolate bar. Kouga's eyes widened with delight. He didn't even wait for Rin to break it in half, he snatched it out of her hands and wolfed it down hungrily. Rin pretended to be disappointed.

'Yes little wolf…enjoy your LAST MEAL! MUAHAHAHA!'

Kouga rubbed his hands together.

"Okay! Youhavefivesecondsheadstart!" He babbled excitedly

Rin had no idea what he had just said but she ran anyway.

"I'mcoming!!!!"

Rin ran under the table and shot out as soon she saw Kouga zooming towards her.

Kouga didn't stop to crouch down so the table went crashing into the opposite wall. Rin ran into Sesshoumaru's study, ran around it once and exited, Kouga followed, whizzed around several times sending books and papers flying before he too left the room.

Rin made sure he entered and destroyed every room in the flat.

Meanwhile Kagura and Sesshoumaru had just entered the building. The boy at the front desk ran up to Sesshoumaru with a worried look on his face.

"Er…s-sir? I thought you would like to know that something is going on in your flat and if it carries on the ceiling will collapse." He pointed upwards to the ceiling which was shaking slightly and small pieces of debris floated down from it. Sesshoumaru and Kagura glanced at each other for a moment then they both shot up the stairs. Sesshoumaru searched frantically for his keys while Kagura muttered "Come on come on come on!" repeatedly. Sesshoumaru paused for a moment.

"You're not helping."

He finally stuffed the key in the lock and wrenched the door open. At that exact moment Kouga tapped Rin on the shoulder, jumped onto the sofa, shot his fists up into the air and bellowed,

"I WON!!!"

Rin quickly positioned herself in the middle of the debris covered floor holding a hand to her head and wailed. Sesshoumaru stood stunned in the doorway staring around the apartment while Kagura rushed in and took Rin in her arms and tried to calm her down. Kouga blinked a few times in confusion, but he didn't lower his arms.

"Rin? What happened here?" Sesshoumaru asked weakly.

Kagura let go of Rin to let her explain. Rin sniffed, went over to the table and picked up the silver book which Kouga had been scribbling in before. She walked over to Sesshoumaru and held it up solemnly. Sesshoumaru's eyes widened in shock, he flicked through the pages and paused at the drawing of himself. He looked at Rin for an explanation.

"That's you. He drew it" She said pointing at Kouga who was still in the same position.

Sesshoumaru stared at the drawing, observing the huge hands and feet. Kagura came over to look and burst out laughing. Sesshoumaru remained silent. He turned to the last page, and dropped the book clenching his fists. He glowered at Kouga who slowly lowered his arms.

"You….you ruined my schedule…destroyed my apartment….. hurt Rin….I will slay you…"

Kagura stopped laughing and held Rin close. Kouga sensed danger and stepped down from the ruined sofa.

"Er….I just have to say one thing…"

Sesshoumaru took a menacing step towards him.

"Um…..bye-"

And with that he fled the apartment screaming bloody murder, leaving a very disappointed Rin. She wanted to see some blood. Kagura cautiously patted the very homicidal Sesshoumaru on the shoulder sympathetically, then picked up Rin to get her ready for bed. When Rin was already tucked in and Sesshoumaru had finished trying to tidy up his study, Kagura read Rin a bedtime story. Sesshoumaru came in to say goodnight and to lead Kagura out. Rin thought of something, she liked Kagura.

"Kagura! Why can't you be my new babysitter?"

Sesshoumaru stiffened, Kagura glanced at Sesshoumaru.

"Um, sorry Rin I can't. I have to work. Okay?"

Rin looked disappointed but cheered up when she heard Sesshoumaru talking on the phone after Kagura had left the apartment.

"Inuyasha, be here tomorrow morning, no questions, 8 o'clock sharp." Then he hung up.

You like? You might be wondering how Sesshoumaru's apartment gets fixed after every chappie, well, Rin has a fairy godmother. Happy now? Review please!