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Disclaimer: Yes I do own Inuyasha. (author stares around looking dazed. Some guys in white suits come and drag author away…)

Child of Satan

Sesshoumaru stood by the front door counting the seconds on his Rolex watch that Inuyasha had left to arrive.

"5, 4, 3, 2……"

There was a pound on the door.

"…1"

Sesshoumaru called Rin and opened the door to 'welcome' his hanyou brother, who leant on the doorway noisily chewing gum with a grin plastered across his face.

"So chewchew, you need my help huh?"

Sesshoumaru glared at him.

"No….I require you to look after Rin"

Inuyasha's annoying grin grew wider. "So you DO need my help? Chew chew Why is that?"

"I said no questions. Look after Rin or perish."

"Are those my only options?"

If looks could kill Inuyasha would be dead and stinking. Inuyasha got the message and bent over smirking at Rin.

"What do you wanna do today?"

Rin leaped up and down shouting "PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY!!!"

Inuyasha snorted. "There's no way in hell I'm gonna play dollies like dat son of a bitch pervert Miroku!"

Before Inuyasha could blink Sesshoumaru's hand was already tightening around his throat.

"You will NOT, I repeat you will NOT use that foul language in front of Rin. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?"

Inuyasha gurgled. Sesshoumaru took that as a yes and let the hanyou fall to the floor in a heap. He scrambled to his feet and dusted himself.

"Keh! Whatever"

Sesshoumaru turned to leave while Rin questioned Inuyasha if he was going to play with her.

"Of course I will play w-"

Sesshoumaru made his way out closing the door behind him.

"-ith no-one cuz I'm gonna watch TV"

Inuyasha left Rin (who scowled at him for ruining her plans) and slumped onto the black leather sofa and starting flipping through the channels. Rin sat on the floor in front of Inuyasha and stared at him. Inuyasha left it on the sports channel and put down the remote, then glanced down at Rin.

"What are you staring at?"

Rin frowned. "I don't like you."

"Join the club. Sesshoumaru owns it." He shrugged and made himself comfy to watch the match.

Rin sat there frowning at him hoping he'll get mad and do something stupid. But he didn't.

"Hey! Why don't you make yourself useful and get me a soda?" It wasn't really a question.

Rin's brain raced then lit up. She had an idea. She stood up and ran to the kitchen making a racket with the glasses and bottle of soda so Inuyasha wouldn't get suspicious. She reached for under the sink where Sesshoumaru kept his solution to indigestion. (Not that the great Sesshoumaru has indigestion…it was mostly for Rin) She read the instructions and grinned evilly at the words 'instant relief' Rin poured the soda into Sesshoumaru's finest tall glass and unscrewed the top of the evil bottle. She let a little bit of the clear liquid drip into the glass and stirred the soda with a teaspoon. She then glanced at the bottle and tipped the rest of the contents into the glass. She stirred it well and carried it carefully to Inuyasha, who grabbed it and drained the glass slurping noisily. He put it roughly onto the small table next to the couch. Rin sat down in the same place as before smiling at him waiting for any change in his expression as he listened intensely to the commentaries of the match.

"And he's got the ball and he's dangerously close to scoring and…and…..HE SCORES!!!!!"

Inuyasha jumped to his feet cheering and waving his arms around wildly, unfortunately for him, his arm knocked over Sesshoumaru's expensive glass which smashed to the floor into smithereens.

"Dammit. Sesshoumaru's going to kill me for that"

Rin leapt eagerly to her feet. "Don't worry! I'll take care of it!" And with that she rushed for the dustpan and brush. Inuyasha plopped back down on the sofa. Suddenly his stomach gave a lurch and made a squelching rumbling noise. He looked down warily at his stomach.

"Whoa…."

Rin came back with the dustpan and brush and began sweeping up the broken pieces of glass, while watching Inuyasha's expression change from confused to uneasy from the corner of her eye.

"Oh crap…I think I'm gonna blow!"

He ran towards the bathroom clutching his stomach. Rin smiled gleefully as she heard the sound of the toilet seat hurriedly being put up and then a loud sigh of relief. She finished sweeping up the broken glass but instead of emptying it in the bin she ran to Sesshoumaru's bedroom and dumped the glass under his bed. Inuyasha finally came out the bathroom groaning and rubbing his stomach; Rin ran out of Sesshoumaru's room and stopped dead.

'Oh no! He came out too soon!'

Rin hung her head in disappointment. That was her plan terminated. But then Inuyasha clutched his stomach again which had just made a weird gurgling sound and he ran back into the bathroom. Rin punched the air happily and ran towards the TV cables with kitchen scissors to snip them. And that she did. Rin hid the scissors under the sofa, sat down on the spot where she had been before and looked up smiling at the poor hanyou who had just emerged from the toilet whimpering. He slumped onto the sofa and cleared his throat. He wasn't prepared to let this tiny child see him in a moment of weakness. Inuyasha picked up the remote and flipped the channels, but all he got was a blank screen. He got up (still holding his poor belly) and looked behind the TV. His eyes widened in shock as he saw that all the cables had been cut, he stared at Rin who smiled angelically back at him.

'Gasp! She is evil!'

But Inuyasha pretended not to care; he wouldn't let Rin get the better of him. So he dumped himself back on the sofa, shrugged and went to sleep…snoring loudly. Rin grinned.

"Buhuhahahaha, he's just fallen into my trap!' And she went to get Sesshoumaru's professional tape recorder. You see my friends; Rin had overheard Sesshoumaru's conversation with his father about Inuyasha's sleep talking problem. And she already had plans for her next victim. So, she crept behind the sofa where Inuyasha was drooling in his sleep and pressed the record button.

"Hey Kagome…" Inuyasha mumbled sleepily.

"You know what? I love you…"

Rin tried hard not to laugh.

"Yes I'll marry you…"

"No, I don't like Kikyou anymore…."

"I gotta get the thing!" Inuyasha slurred waving his arms out in front of him.

Rin stopped the tape thinking that it was enough and ran to her room to hide the tape. Then she checked her watch to see how much time she had left. Five minutes. Rin flounced into the living room and jumped on top of the sleeping hanyou who woke up abruptly.

"I didn't do nothing!" He blurted out stupidly.

Rin grinned maliciously at him.

"I heard you sleep talking." She said sweetly.

Inuyasha's expression changed from annoyance to worry.

"Uh-I-no-you-feh! YOU'RE A LIAR!"

Rin got off him and put her hands together in mock emotion.

"Oh Kagome I love you!"

"What!? Shuddap! I don't sleep talk!"

" Yes! I will marry you!" Rin teased fluttering her eyelashes.

"I SAID SHUDDUP!"

"I'm gonna tell her!" Rin ran around the room, taunting him.

"Inuyasha loves Kagome, Inuyasha loves Kagome, Inuyasha loves Kagome!"

Inuyasha blushed furiously. "Keep your voice down dammit! The whole apartment block is gonna hear!"

Rin blinked at him for a moment,

"INUYASHA LOVES KAGOME, INUYASHA LOVES KAGOME!!!!!!!"

Inuyasha covered his little ears and ran after Rin, trying to catch her.

"No I don't!" He protested, but that didn't stop Rin.

"You don't? Okay! INUYASHA LOVES KIKYOU! INUYASHA LOVES KIKYOU!"

Inuyasha dived over the sofa and grabbed Rin by the collar causing her to fall onto her butt. Her lip trembled and Inuyasha panicked.

"No no no no! Don't cry! I'm sorry! Bad doggie! Bad bad!" He pretended to punch himself, but then he noticed that she wasn't really crying.

"Why you…." He raised his claw to strike her.

"You can't tell Kagome anything if you're DEAD! HAHAHAAA!!!!" He cackled

Inuyasha began to bring down his claws when the door flung open and Sesshoumaru shot in grabbing Inuyasha's wrist which was inches away from Rin's head. Rin quickly grabbed a stick of gum that had fallen out of Inuyasha's pocket, stuffed it in her mouth and pretended to cower under the hanyou's raised claw. Sesshoumaru seized Inuyasha by his shirt and brought his face up close to his own.

"What do you think you are doing?" Sesshoumaru snarled.

Inuyasha held up his hands defensively. "Nothing! I swear! It was all her fault!" He pointed an accusing finger at the cowering Rin.

"She threatened to tell Kagome that I…er…."

Sesshoumaru raised an eyebrow then decided to finish the hanyou off there and then.

"Rin, go to your room." He ordered. He didn't want Rin to witness the carnage.

Rin stood up and leant against the wall noisily chewing gum.

"The hell I will!"

The two brothers stared at her. Inuyasha gawped at her then noticed Sesshoumaru's eyes piercing the side of his head.

"I-I-I-I didn't teach her that! I swear!"

Sesshoumaru pulled Inuyasha's face closer.

"What did I say about using that tainted language in front of Rin?" He whispered dangerously.

"I didn't use it! I don't know if she heard me when I was sleeping…"

"YOU WERE SLEEPING ON THE JOB!????"

"No! I mean yes! I mean…aw crap."

Sesshoumaru threw Inuyasha across the room in rage. Rin decide to make the situation worse for Inuyasha.

"Oh yeah, chew chew, dat stoooopid hanyou cut the damn cables of the crap TV! The son of a-"

"Rin that's enough" Sesshoumaru interrupted.

"And chew chew chew he also broke your favorite glass and tried to dispose of the damn evidence man!"

Sesshoumaru gave her a questioning look.

"It's under your fucking bed."

"Riiiiin…" Sesshoumaru warned. Rin shrugged and saw Inuyasha trying to creep out through the door

"Where da hell do ya fink yer goin' dog?"

Sesshoumaru spun around and Inuyasha stood rooted to the spot.

"You...." He advanced slowly towards the poor hanyou.

"She's lying I tell ya! Who do you believe, me or that CHILD OF SATAN!???" Inuyasha screamed pointing a finger at Rin. Sesshoumaru narrowed his eyes at him.

"The child of Satan" He replied flatly.

"Oh…okay...I'd better be going now…" There was a loud rumbling sound and Inuyasha clutched his stomach.

"OMG…"

He turned around and frantically scrabbled for the door knob. Sesshoumaru stared at him perplexed. Inuyasha wrenched the door open and ran out. Sesshoumaru could hear him yelling at the boy at the front desk for a 'friggin' toilet'.

Rin spat out the gum and slumped onto the sofa blinking innocently at Sesshoumaru.

Sesshoumaru sighed. How was he not surprised? He had no-one else to call. And he was DEFINITELY NOT going to call Kagura's father. No way. He paced up and down the room and stopped dead, Rin held her breath, Sesshoumaru sniffed once then sniffed again several times. He bent down and sniffed the spot where his expensive glass had fallen, and then he looked at Rin, who was watching him anxiously. Sesshoumaru let his nose lead him to the kitchen where he found the empty bottle of….

"Insta-relief Laxative? Rin?"

Rin remained silent. 'Dammit, I forgot to hide the bottle! I'm dead'

Sesshoumaru knew all along that Rin was doing something to the babysitters. But he had no idea she was this devious. He smirked, she had learnt well. But it was costing him a lot. He had to punish her and make sure that she didn't get rid of the other babysitters. He breathed in deeply and turned to Rin who was watching him with big watery eyes.

"Rin? What you have been doing is wrong. You're….you are grounded."

Rin leapt off the sofa and clutched Sesshoumaru's leg wailing.

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!"

Sesshoumaru swallowed,

"That means no TV"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

Sesshoumaru walked to Rin's room dragging her along with him.

"Another babysitter will come tomorrow, and you will do NOTHING to scare this one away. Understood?"

He had to speak a bit louder over Rin's screaming and wailing. Sesshoumaru prised her off his leg and shoved her in her room closing the door hastily. He heard things being thrown around the room and something breaking. He sighed and shook his head. He strode over to the phone and dialled his father's number.

"Father I need advice."

"Hello to you too."

Sesshoumaru explained his situation and he could hear Inutaisho drumming his fingers thoughtfully.

"Ah! Call 'Little Darlings' Babysitters Company'. I used them once for Inuyasha. They did a good job."

"Yes…I can see that."

Inutaisho hung up after saying goodbye. Sesshoumaru reached for the phone book and looked up 'Little Darlings' and dialled the number…

Lol. Trust Inuyasha to mess up in front of Sesshoumaru. Review if you liked this chapter!