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The Armani suit
Sesshoumaru stared hard at the door waiting for the new babysitter; whoever it was, he or she was running late. He rolled his eyes and looked in the direction of Rin's room. He couldn't help feeling guiltyabout Rin staying in her room all day. He sighed and shook his beautiful head, then walked over to Rin's room and knocked on the door.
"Rin? Open the door"
The door flung open and Rin shot out hugging Sesshoumaru's legs.
"RIN WILL BE GOOD! I PROMISE! LET ME WATCH TV!!!!!"
Sesshoumaru pried her off him, "You have been bad and now you are being punished for it. You may come out of your room, BUT…..no TV."
Rin sniffed; well at least she might have a chance of convincing the babysitter to let her watch Tv. She nodded.
"Good. The babysitter will be informed."
Rin hung her head, 'Crap'
Sesshoumaru turned around and found himself face to face with no other than……Kikyou.
"How did you get in?"
Kikyou shrugged "Through the door"
Sesshoumaru looked over her shoulder to see the door locked. Surely she didn't mean through the door … did she?
Sesshoumaru led her to the kitchen and explained the rules as he had done with all the rest. Rin didn't have to listen; she had no idea of how to get rid of this one. Kikyou was a tough one. Think. Sesshoumaru looked Kikyou up and down warily and nodded at Rin before exiting. Rin didn't dare to use her usual technique of playing, Kikyou intimidated her. She walked up to Kikyou timidly.
"Um…so…what do you want to do?" Rin was ashamed of herself. Had she really run out of ideas? Was this phantom going to baby sit her for the rest of her childhood? Was she going to be beaten by a dead person???
Kikyou looked down on her.
"We shall do something productive…." She said dreamily.
Rin had no idea what productive meant. "Uh…like what." She perked up. "How about helping me with my homework?"
Kikyou shot a harsh look at Rin which made the poor little devil flinch.
"No! We shall re-create the art of….poetry…." She sighed.
Her voice suddenly turned severe. "Get paper and a pen child! Write this down."
Rin ran towards Sesshoumaru's room bringing a sheet of paper and Sesshoumaru's best pen, she sat down and waited obediently. Kikyou inhaled deeply and began,
"In hell we shall meet…..in between the flames and the heat…..my darling take a seat-"
"So that you can rub my stinky feet?" Rin piped up.
Kikyou cringed, "Noooo! Gah!" She inhaled again to calm herself and said "Let's try again shall we?"
Rin scowled and put down the pen. "No! This is boring!"
Kikyou clenched her fists in anger and mentally counted up to ten, "This is an art, so-"
"Well I don't like this art!" Rin interrupted stubbornly.
"Well I don't care…"
"And I don't like YOU!" Rin pointed at Kikyou.
Kikyou's lip trembled and she burst into tears, Rin was taken aback. She wanted to get rid of her but she had no intention of making her cry! Little Rin felt a pang of guilt.
"N-no sniff one l-likes m-m-e!" Kikyou choked out between sobs.
Rin felt uncomfortable, she tried to comfort the sobbing Kikyou.
"That's not true...Inuyasha likes you doesn't he?"
Kikyou wailed even louder. "N-n-not anymore! He likes that bitch K-kagome!"
Rin winced at the rude word. She put her arm awkwardly around Kikyou's shoulders and led her to her room, sitting her down on her pink frilly bed where Kikyou flumped down and cried on top of Rin's pillow. Rin felt sorry for her but not enough to let her sob all over her favourite pillow, she looked around desperately for something Kikyou could cry on. She grabbed the first thing there…a huge white fluffy dog which Sesshoumaru had won for her at the fair. She held it out to Kikyou who grabbed it and sobbed into it noisily, she had also used up half of Rin's flower patterned tissues and they were scrunched up messily all over Rin's bed.
'I'm going to have to burn those sheets now' Rin thought bitterly.
Kikyou stopped sobbing abruptly and looked at the fluffy toy with bloodshot red eyes.
It reminded her of someone…
"Gah!!! Diiiiieee Inuuuuuyaaaashaaa!!!!!!!" Kikyou began to throttle the poor doggie and then tore it apart madly as Rin watched in horror. When the dog was completely destroyed Kikyou cackled a high evil cackle which turned into sobbing again and she buried her face in the remains of 'Inuyasha'. Rin decided to leave Kikyou alone for a while and went off to Sesshoumaru's bedroom.
She wandered around the room for a while looking at all the photos of Kagura and poking the weird gadgets that were on the shelves. Then she got an idea, she had always wanted to try on Sesshoumaru's clothes but he would never let her. But he wasn't there was he? Rin rushed over to Sesshoumaru's chest of drawers, pulled the top drawer open and began to toss out the clothes that were inside….Sesshoumaru's underwear.
"Boring…boring….ewww..." She tossed a pair of blue boxers with the words 'Forbidden' written all over it. She then stared at a pair which had hearts all over.
"Um….no comment."
Rin soon grew bored at tossing away all the underwear which Kagura had given him for Xmas and birthdays, so she ventured off to the….drum roll….CLOSET. Rin squealed in excitement. Hanging neatly in color code, were Sesshoumaru's best suits! Rin rubbed her hands together evilly, oh she was going to have fun….but first she had to check on the disgrace to the dead. She peeped in on Kikyou who was sound asleep on top of the destroyed 'Inuyasha' and occasionally sniffing. She rushed back and picked out her favorite suit. The grey Armani one, the most expensive one Sesshoumaru had. She put it on carefully and stood in front of the mirror, she covered her mouth to suppress her laughter, because she looked absolutely ridiculous. The trousers went way past her feet and the jacket was dragging on the floor. Rin grabbed a silky grey tie and wrapped it around her neck (Sesshoumaru hadn't taught her to tie ties properly) where it hung loosely. She marched around the room pretending to be Sesshoumaru.
"Hey there Kagura! It's me, Sesshoumaru-sama! I am the king!" Rin said in a low gruff voice.
She fell on the floor in a fit of giggles. Suddenly she felt very hungry; she got up and trampled towards the kitchen. Rin reached up to the cabinet and pulled out a jar filled with chocolate sauce. She twisted off the lid and began to gulp the chocolate down messily, causing most of it to fall on Sesshoumaru's suit. She looked down at the chocolate stains.
"Whoops." Then Rin got an idea…a cruel but wonderful idea….
"Whoops…." She repeated again but in a sort of trance. She let go of the jar sending it crashing to the floor and went around the kitchen grabbing everything she could get her little hands on.
"Whoops!" She said as she squirted ketchup and mustard on the suit.
"Whoops!" She exclaimed as she squished jam doughnuts on the sleeves.
"Whoopsie!!" She yelled gleefully as she spread peanut butter on the tie, jam on the trousers and splat a tomato inside the pockets. Rin looked around for more but she had used everything that stains so she ran to the laundry room where she had a lot of fun rubbing soap all over the suit.
"WHOOPS!!!" She exclaimed happily as she squirted bleach on herself o the grey went a funny murky color. She knocked over a plant and dived onto the floor rolling around in the soil which was all over the floor. She stood up and admired her work of art.
"WHOOPSIE DAISY!!!!!" She began to laugh maniacally as she grabbed a pair of scissors and snipped parts of the suit so there were holes in the sleeves and trouser legs.
She laughed hysterically long and loud, then stopped abruptly….Kikyou was stirring from her sleep. Rin panicked for a moment and ran to the kitchen; she ripped the ruined suit off and shoved it in the oven. (Yes she had thought of turning the oven on but she wanted to show Sesshoumaru the mess not the ash) Just in time as Kikyou floated in the kitchen rubbing her puffed up red eyes sleepily. She stopped dead and stared around the kitchen. The kitchen was atrocious! Sesshoumaru would kill her…..again. Kikyou put her hands on her hips and shot a venomous look at Rin who was standing in front of the oven smiling innocently.
"What on earth were you doing you little devil!?"
Ok! That's the end of my story……only joking! I ended this chappie here because I have to get off the computer now, and everyone keeps pushing me to update so I feel guilty leaving a half finished chapter while people want to read some more.
This is to keep you guys occupied. I will finish this soon I promise! Please review!
