Cutiepiethesecond, Ididntdoit07, SesshouMaru-sama's Rin, sakura sama, hamgirl, you (yes she did) , SomeoneInThePastOfEarth, IWasATeenageBarbieDoll, mickyb93, Inumaru12 (I thought about that kinda of ending but no…),peeps, inufire
Disclaimer: (Author comes out of a room battered and bruised) Aha! Rumiko is DEAD! Now I own Inuyasha! Bwuahahahaa! (Rumiko fly kicks author out of nowhere knocking her out) Ouchie.
Previously on Babysitters Nightmare…
Kikyou floated in the kitchen rubbing her puffed up red eyes sleepily. She stopped dead and stared around the kitchen. It was atrocious! Sesshoumaru would kill her…..again. Kikyou put her hands on her hips and shot a venomous look at Rin who was standing in front of the oven smiling innocently.
"What on earth were you doing you little devil!?"
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Rin laughed nervously trying to shield the oven from Kikyou.
"Oh Kikyou! I've been ever so naughty! I messed up Sesshoumaru-sama's bedroom! Can you tidy it up for me? Because you know….he'll think it was you and-"
"You're right child! This place must be spotless!"
Rin nodded eagerly while Kikyou rushed to Sesshoumaru's bedroom and began to pick up the clothes which were scattered all over the floor. Rin was relieved to have gotten Kikyou away; she took out the poor suit from the oven and ran to the ironing board. The final touch. She plugged the iron in and left it on top of the suit while she went to Sesshoumaru's study to get his professional tape recorder. Rin then went to her own room and dug out a tape labelled "Inuyasha sleeptalking" (You all remember that don't you?) from its hiding place and slipped it into the tape recorder, she rewound it and sighed happily.
'Aah….it is time.'
Rin ran back to the ironing board and unstuck the iron from the now stiff (from the soap) discoloured suit and shoved it back into the oven. It also had a huge burnt hole from the iron. All this was done before Kikyou emerged from Sesshoumaru's bedroom (Which was now spick and span) exhausted and sweating. She slumped into the recliner and closed her eyes to rest for a while. Rin sniggered and went into Sesshoumaru's study; she searched for his mobile phone and dialled the number of the phone in the sitting room. It rang several times, Kikyou jolted awake and looked around in alarm. When she located the source of the noise she lay back in her chair and called for Rin. It wasn't her house so why should she answer?
"Rin the phone." …No answer.
"Riiiin I said THE PHONE." Still no answer.
Kikyou sighed irritably and got up from her comfy position and picked the phone up.
"This isn't my house so what do you want?"
Rin held the phone up to the speaker of the tape recorder and pressed play.
"Hey-" Said Inuyasha's voice. Rin forwarded the tape "Kikyou-"
Kikyou grasped the phone with both hands. It was her beloved Inuyasha!
"Inuyasha darling!"
"Kikyou-" Rewind "-You know what? I love you…"
Kikyou gasped. He had said the words she had been longing to hear for years! Kikyou wiped away a happy tear, but then her expression stiffened.
"But what about my reincarnation?"
Rin forwarded the tape. "No, I don't like-" She rewinded it to the beginning "-Kagome-" she forwarded it again "-anymore" Came Inuyasha's voice.
Kikyou rejoiced silently.
"Are you sure? My darling?"
"Yes"
"Positive?"
"Yes" Said Inuyasha in the same tone.
Kikyou held the phone closer to her lips.
"Inuyasha?"
"Yes" He said again.
"Will you marry me?"
Rin had to stuff her sock in her mouth to stop her from bursting out laughing. She was laughing so hard that she pressed the wrong button!
"I gotta get the thing!" Inuyasha said foolishly.
"Huh?"
Rin spat out the sock in shock and tried to rewind the tape but it made a funny whirring sound then a clunk. Her jaw dropped in horror. It was going so well….now Kikyou was bound to suspect that something was going on! And she had broken Sesshoumaru's professional tape recorder! Oh she was dead dead DEAD!
She looked down at the phone where Kikyou was calling out to Inuyasha anxiously.
"Inuyasha? Inuyasha darling what happened? Inuyasha!?"
There was nothing for it. Rin cleared her throat and held the cell phone up to her face.
"Uh yeah! Sorry about that Kikyou….you er….wench!" Rin said in a low growly voice that she hoped sounded like Inuyasha.
Kikyou was confused but she pressed on. "So where shall we meet?"
"Meet!? Ah yes meet…hahhaha….meet me…at the…park….stupid!"
Kikyou ignored the name calling part. "Which park my love?"
Rin panicked, she didn't know any park names!
"Er…go to the nearest park. I'll sniff ya out…dammit." Rin knew that Inuyasha cursed a lot so she did her best.
Kikyou squealed in excitement. "Ok! I'll be there! Wait for me!" She hung up and ran to the bathroom to check her reflection. (I like to think that she has no reflection but what can ya do?) Rin sighed in relief; she hid the broken tape recorder under her bed and tried to calm her pounding heart. She had done it. She smiled at the thought of being able to watch TV again. Rin skipped up to Kikyou who was practicing her smile in the mirror.
"Where ya going?" She asked innocently.
"Well I'm going to…buy some chocolate!"
Rin grinned at how Kikyou couldn't lie to save her life, but she played along anyway.
"Really??? Can you get me the biggest and most expensive bar of chockie?!?"
Kikyou smiled at Rin. "Of cooouuuuuurse, I'll be right back!"
Rin waved Kikyou goodbye and squealed gleefully as soon as the door closed. But there was no time to lose; Sesshoumaru would be arriving in half an hour. Rin placed two plastic bags over her hands and ran to Sesshoumaru's squeaky clean bedroom and messed it up all over again…including the underwear.
She then ripped off the gloves, threw them out the window and jumped onto the sofa shrieking with laughter while she kissed the remote and turned the TV on. Ten minutes later Rin heard the shuffling of keys, Sesshoumaru had arrived. Rin arranged her features into an innocent smile and sat on the sofa in a way so that her legs would be left swinging cutely. Sesshoumaru bustled in with two grocery bags and stopped dead.
"Rin! I forbade you to watch television! Where is the babysitter?"
"Uh….she went out!" She said innocently
Sesshoumaru dropped the groceries. "Where?"
"Um….she said she was going to buy some chocolate."
"When did she leave?"
Rin knew half an hour would shock the poor Sesshoumaru, but it wasn't enough. She glanced at the squiggly watch she had drawn on her wrist.
"Ummm….about 3 hours ago-"
"WHAT?" Sesshoumaru turned to call the company when he suspected something. If Rin was skilled enough to frame and destroy Inuyasha then she was perfectly capable of a scene like this.
"Rin…? You wouldn't have anything to do with this would you?"
Rin put on a concerned face.
"Oh no Sesshoumaru-sama, Rin has been in her room for a long time! Rin doesn't know what Kikyou has been doing! But I do know that she fancies you and she even wrote a poem for you…look!"
Sesshoumaru looked at the piece of paper that Rin was holding out to him warily. But he finally took it and read it. He stiffened and for the first time in his perfect life….Sesshoumaru shuddered. And Rin couldn't be happier.
"Oh and then when I told her that you already had a girlfriend she was really mad and she went in your room…but Rin wouldn't know what she did in there because Rin was in her own room!"
Sesshoumaru walked slowly towards his room and stopped in the doorway staring in horror at his usually spotless bedroom. Rin followed and gasped in mock surprise.
"Rin knew she was bad!" Rin said as Sesshoumaru entered the room and bent down picking up a pair of boxers that Kagura had given him.
"What was she doing?" he asked Rin dreadingly.
"Oh don't worry Sesshoumaru-sama; she didn't sniff them or anything. I think she just wanted to mess your stuff up."
Sesshoumaru still suspected Rin so he sniffed a few items which were lying on the floor, he sighed in relief; it was Kikyou's scent not Rin's. He straightened up and marched past Rin, who was biting her bottom lip to suppress her giggles, and picked up the phone dialling the number of the babysitters company.
"This is Little Darlings' Babysitters Company, how may I help you?" said a cool male voice.
Sesshoumaru cleared his throat and tried to calm himself. "You cannot, but you can forget about your payment."
"Uh-Pardon me?"
"You sent a babysitter to vandalise my home….and she left 3 hours early…" He said barely suppressing his anger.
"Oh I am sooo sorry sir! This company will of course send you another babysitter tomorrow…free of charge! Hahahahaaa…." babbled the not so cool voice which was getting higher by the second.
Sesshoumaru held the phone away from his face then held it so close that it was digging into his perfect skin.
"You will certainly not send me any more of your pitiful babysitters…I am never using this company again…and you can forget about the babysitter that I had the misfortune to meet…because she will not be returning to your company alive…do you understand?" Sesshoumaru whispered dangerously.
Rin couldn't be happier! No more babysitters! She had done it at last! Sesshoumaru slammed the phone into the cradle and paced around the room breathing deeply. He glanced at Rin and stopped.
"Why the solemn expression Rin?"
Rin resisted the urge to shriek with laughter and walked slowly up to the oven. Sesshoumaru watched curiously while Rin slowly pulled the oven door open, revealing the mess which used to be the Armani suit. Sesshoumaru took a step closer to the oven,
"Which one is it?" He asked quietly dreading the answer, but when he saw the look of despair on Rin's face he knew that his worst fear had been realised.
"The Armani one?" He whispered.
Rin nodded gravely. Sesshoumaru let out a soft whimper and dropped to his knees in front of the oven; he reached into the oven and took out the crumpled burnt mess. He closed his eyes and grasped the suit tightly. Rin was taken aback, she wanted to make him angry but she didn't think it would go this far. She felt fearful and guilty, and then there was a hissing sound and a smell of burnt material. Sesshoumaru had melted the suit with his poison claws. Rin took a step back; Sesshoumaru dropped the melted remains and stood up. He opened his eyes which were slightly red with anger and turned to Rin.
"Where is she?"
"You might want to check in the parks first…" Rin said quietly, this wasn't funny anymore. She could have just sentenced Kikyou to death.
Sesshoumaru sighed deeply and walked out of the apartment slamming the door behind him, leaving Rin standing hopelessly in the kitchen. She ran to Sesshoumaru's room and tried to tidy it up as best as she could, she had a feeing that Sesshoumaru would find out who was the real vandal.
Meanwhile, Sesshoumaru strode past a bush when he stopped abruptly. Rin's scent? Was she down here? He leaned over the bush where the scent grew stronger leading him to the two plastic bags which Rin had carelessly thrown out the window. He picked them up with one claw and sniffed the inside, Rins scent, then the outside, a mixture of Kikyou and himself. Everything fell into place. It was Rin…all of it…
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Rin sat on the couch hugging her legs when Sesshoumaru entered the apartment.
"Rin…go to your room…now…." He said quietly without looking at her, his bangs covering his eyes. Rin did as she was told and went to her room silently, where she lay on her bed dreading her punishment.
She could hear Sesshoumaru pacing around the room for a while, then the front door opening and closing. Rin looked out of her window and saw Sesshoumaru walking away. She sighed and was about to fall back onto her pillow when she saw Kikyou, glowing in the night, gliding past sobbing, and despite everything, she grinned widely. The last babysitter had been eliminated.
Sesshoumaru walked quickly towards Kagura's apartment slicing and uprooting trees on the way. He hoped that maybe she would be able to calm his fury. Why would Rin do all of this? Sesshoumaru didn't care for material things…but he was extremely possessive of his suits…ESPECIALLY the Armani one.
Meanwhile, Rin sat on her bed staring out of the window, waiting for Sesshoumaru to return. She would have preferred Sesshoumaru grounding her for the rest of her life than this. This was the worst punishment she had ever received from him…
Ok, this chappie wasn't as funny as the rest but Rin has to pay somehow! I mean don't you feel a teeny bit sorry for Sesshoumaru??? Anyway it is (Sob) my deepest regret (Sniff) to tell you that there is only one person left to baby-sit Rin. Hmmm…now who could that be???
