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Sesshoumaru and Kagura were talking over breakfast in her flat, he had spent all night banging his poor head on the table while Kagura tried to comfort him and gave him pieces of advice. Neither had slept and were now in deep conversation while draining their eleventh cup of coffee.

"Why don't you try another company?" Kagura asked.

"No more companies."

"Well….don't be so hard on her. I mean, she obviously doesn't like babysitters taking care of her instead of you. She just wants you to play with her or at least stay with her."

Sesshoumaru stared into his empty coffee mug, what she was saying made sense. But he couldn't take her to work with him, that was out of the question! Kagura leaned back in her seat and stared at the ceiling as she remembered her childhood.

"Huh. Rin is lucky though. When I was small I tried everything to try and defy my father, but he was too damn clever! He was always two steps ahead of me that stupid sly monkey boy."

Sesshoumaru stood up suddenly making Kagura jump and fall off her chair swearing.

"Kagura" He said urgently. "Where is Naraku now?"

Kagura swore again as she rubbed her bruised elbow, "Er…Shopping I think. Why?" But Sesshoumaru was already leaving the apartment thanking her before he closed the door leaving Kagura confused on the floor.

Sesshoumaru walked quickly down the street where Naraku usually does his shopping, he looked around the sea of heads to try and find him. It was nearly time for work and he had to check on Rin, he felt a pang of guilt for leaving Rin all by herself for a whole night. He finally spotted a tall man dressed in purple and black, two bags of groceries in his arms, strolling down the street checking his shopping list.

"Ok…so that's the milk done, now where do I buy the cheese?" He looked around for a shop when,

"Naraku!"

Naraku yelped and dropped both grocery bags; he spun around and found himself face to face with Sesshoumaru.

"I'm innocent I swear!" He yelled holding both hands up defensively.

Sesshoumaru raised an eyebrow when Naraku realised that it wasn't any of his enemies.

"Oh it's just you." He said breathlessly, letting his arms drop to his sides.

Sesshoumaru muttered something which sounded like "I cannot believe I am doing this" before grabbing Naraku's arm and trying to pull Naraku with him as he walked in his apartment's direction. But Naraku wrenched himself out of his grasp and screamed making several passers by stop and stare, he dropped to his knees and began to sob uncontrollably next to his ruined groceries. The milk was spilt, apples and pears were scattered all over the pavement along with a few other dairy foods and vegetables, and the eggs were broken.

Sesshoumaru tried to pull Naraku off the ground where he was now holding a broken egg in his hands and wailing.

"Naraku! You are humiliating me, get up NOW." He whispered sharply while trying to ward off a group of old ladies who were tapping Naraku on the shoulder asking if he was alright.

"Are you sure dear?" Said one as Naraku nodded.

"Get UP I say. I will pay for the eggs!" Sesshoumaru whispered urgently.

Naraku immediately stopped crying. "You will?"

"YES"

"All twelve of them?"

"What ever you want just get off the floor!"

"Okay!" He said happily leaping to his feet. "So! What do you need?" He asked politely

"Look after Rin while I'm at work-"

"WHAT!!???" Naraku exclaimed in horror.

"Look after that little devil? Oh ho…… No."

"The eggs Naraku think of the eggs."

Naraku sighed deeply as he looked down at the broken mess and nodded hesitantly. Sesshoumaru looked relieved and led Naraku to his apartment explaining the rules and what to expect of the little demon.

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Sesshoumaru opened the door of his apartment and had barely step foot inside when Rin bounded over to him and dived attaching herself to his leg.

"IM SORRY SESSHOUMARU-SAMA!! DON'T LEAVE RIN ALONE! NEVER LEAVE AGAIN!! RIN WILL BE GOOD!!!!!!"

"Rin-" Sesshoumaru began

"NEVER LEAVE AGAIN!!"

"Rin-"

"NEVER LEAVE AGAIN!"

"RIN"

This time Rin looked up.

"This is Naraku. Kagura's father." He gestured at Naraku who bent down to get a closer look at what he was facing. Rin jumped down from Sesshoumaru's leg and hid behind him. She didn't like the look of Naraku, he looked strict and she had heard Kagura talking about him before. He didn't look like one to mess with. Naraku straightened up,

"Yes…I think we will get along just fine." He said with a vindictive smile without taking his eyes off Rin.

Sesshoumaru nodded and turned to leave,

"Remember what I told you" He muttered to Naraku before walking out of the apartment and closing the door leaving Rin with her new babysitter. Once again Naraku bent down staring at Rin in a malicious way.

"Oh yes. We are going to have a lot of… fun."

Rin cowered and let out a quiet whimper. Naraku smiled.

"But later cuz I'm gonna watch TV."

Naraku straightened up suddenly and then strolled off and threw himself into Sesshoumaru's expensive recliner and switched on the television. Rin blinked confusedly. She was taken aback by this sudden change of behaviour but she couldn't help feeling relieved. Anyway…she had some serious planning to do.

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Naraku was watching the Jerry Springer Show and snorted at an insult that someone had just said.

"Ha ha. Hey girl!" He yelled at Rin without taking his eyes away from the screen.

When he heard no answer he turned his head around to look at Rin who was sitting cross-legged on the floor and staring at into spacer in deep thought.

"HELLOOO??? I'm talking to you!" He bellowed

Rin snapped out of it and leapt to her feet awaiting his order.

"Do something useful and get me some grub will you?"

Rin nodded overenthusiastically and ran off to the kitchen to look for food. She found a mega sized packet of Cheetos and a movie sized packet of Popcorn.

"Cheetos or popcorn?" She called form the kitchen.

"Uuuh…..ah damn I can't choose!"

He shook a fist at ceiling. "I hate being a Libra! Damn indecisiveness! I need a sign!!"

He looked at the TV where the commercials had begun.

"New butter flavoured popcorn. In stores now!"

"POPCORN IT IS!!" He yelled at Rin, who stuffed the packet into the microwave and slipped in a little plastic toy which was sure to cause an explosion. She grinned and shut the microwave door letting it heat up. She walked quickly into the sitting room and waited for the big bang. And sure enough-

"BOOM!!!!"

Naraku swore loudly, jumped off the armchair and ran to the kitchen.

"What the hell?" He coughed waving away the smoke. He opened the microwave door and unstuck the melted plastic figure from the exploded packet of popcorn.

"Interesting…" He muttered glancing at Rin who was hidden behind the couch. He shrugged and tossed the melted plastic over his shoulder, which landed right on Rin's head. He then took a bowl and emptied what was left of the popcorn into it and went over to the recliner to watch the rest of his program. Rin didn't take this too badly, it was only the beginning.

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Rin waltzed up to Naraku who was laughing spraying crumbs all over the place; she stood behind him for a while in silence. Naraku finally noticed she was there and turned down the volume on the TV.

"Whaddya want?" He said with his mouth full

"Can I play with your hair?" She asked innocently. She had heard from Kagura that Naraku took extremely good care of his beloved hair and if anything happened to it he would usually go into hysterics. It was worth a try.

"ABSOLUTELY NOT."

Rin's smile slid off her face. This guy was messing with her plans!

"Aww, PLEASE???" She clasped her hands together and put on the cutest face she could muster big eyes and all.

"Oh how can I say no to a face like that?"

Rin smiled.

"Like this, NO WAY!" He faced the TV again and paid no attention to the seething Rin.

"Pleeeeeaaaaase???"

Naraku turned up the volume on the TV so loud that Rin had to retreat to save her little ears. Later in the day, while she was thinking of what to do with the man relaxing in Sesshoumaru's armchair and laughing at a comedy he was watching on Sesshoumaru's TV. She lay on her bed and stared up at the ceiling, she couldn't think clearly with the noise coming from the television and that damn itching. She scratched her head fiercely and tried to remember the last time she had washed. Wait a minute. She could use this to her advantage……

Rin skipped up to Naraku who was watching an extremely boring program about Parenting.

"Mr Naraku sir?" She said sweetly.

Naraku grunted to show that he was listening,

"I need a bath."

Naraku stuffed in a handful of popcorn and chewed noisily.

"Can you wash me?" She asked with the same sweet tone

Naraku's eyes widened and he gawped at her so that some popcorn tumbled out of his mouth.

"Me????"

Rin nodded happily. "Sesshoumaru always gives me a bath." Naraku shifted in his seat uncomfortably.

"Aren't you old enough to wash yourself?" He asked hopefully.

Rin shook her head. Naraku sighed and hung his head.

"Oh alright. Call me when you're ready." He turned back to the TV again and shoved in another handful of popcorn.

"READY!"

Naraku raised his eyebrows and turned around,

"Whoa that was quick - AARGH!!! COVER YOURSELF GIRL!!!!"

He covered his eyes and buried his head into the armchair. You see, Rin had ripped off her clothes there and then and was standing beside Naraku as bare as the day she was born. Poor innocent Naraku.

"Oh Satan from hell what were you thinking?"

"Are you gonna wash me now?" She asked brightly.

"Yeah yeah whatever." He waved a hand dismissively at Rin who "Yay!" ed and ran to the bathroom. Naraku sighed and slid down the armchair, a pair of tentacles broke out from his sides and shot into the bathroom turning the tap where hot water gushed out into the bathtub and emptying a bottle of cherry scented liquid bath soap. A while later when Rin saw that the bathtub was full of hot foamy water she called to Naraku,

"The waters done!"

Naraku's tentacles closed the tap and returned to their master who lolled his head back lazily,

"Get in then."

"But you have to see if the waters ok!"

"See for yourself." He said flatly.

"But Sesshoumaru always tests the water for me!"

Naraku sighed irritably and got up; he strolled over to the bathroom and was glad to see that Rin was wrapped in pink flowery towel. He glared at her before kneeling down and cautiously dipping his finger in the bubbly water.

"It's fine." He said getting up and turning to leave, he paused and turned to face Rin who blinked at him blankly.

"You can get in now." He said gesturing at the bathtub.

Rin smiled and held her arms out so that he could put her in the bath. Naraku knew this and took a step back in horror.

"Oh no, no way!"

"But Sesshoumaru-"

"FINE THEN!!"

He stomped over to Rin, lifted her up and turning his head while he took the towel off with one hand, and dunked her into the bathtub. He then cleaned his hands on his pants as if Rin was filthy. Well, she was but that's not the point. Rin sighed happily and put handfuls of bubbles into her hair giggling. Naraku watched in disgust.

"Do I HAVE to stay here?" He whined.

"Yep!" She said brightly while sploshing bubbles on her chin to form a beard.

Naraku sat down on the toilet in front of the bathtub and stared at the floor moodily.

"Get my dollies!" Rin ordered pointing at her room.

"What?"

"Get my dollies!" She said again. Naraku laughed hollowly.

"Yeah right!"

Rin scowled, she didn't have a plan or anything, she was simply enjoying her bath.

"Okay then I guess I'll just have to get them myself."

She made to get up but Naraku shouted and covered his eyes.

"NO! THAT'S OKAY I'LL GET THEM!!"

He ran out of the bathroom and came back dragging Rin's bag of dolls, dumping them in front of the tub.

"Happy now?" He asked harshly before sitting back on top of the toilet.

Rin nodded enthusiastically and reached into the bag pulling out several dolls which resembled the Inuyasha gang and the purple octopus which was supposed to be Naraku. Naraku glanced at what Rin was doing but was determined not to show that he was interested.

"Play with me!" She ordered holding out the purple octopus to Naraku.

"What!? First I have to wash you and now I have to PLAY with you!?"

Rin nodded. Naraku sighed irritably and then glanced at the octopus which seemed to interest him.

"Ok!" He said brightly. Naraku rolled up his sleeves and knelt down grabbing the octopus.

Rin grinned and explained the characters,

"So this is Inuyasha and his gang" She said pointing at the bunch of dolls

"And THAT is you." She pointed at the floppy purple octopus.

"Ooooh, can he have all these cool powers and kill everyone?" He asked hopefully

"No." Rin said flatly.

"Oh." Naraku's face fell.

"Ok! Let's play!" Rin yelled happily.

They both played for at least an hour until finally Rin decided to end the game.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAOUUUUU!!!" She made 'Inuyasha' dive bomb 'Naraku' and pounded the poor mangled octopus with her own fist.

"Hey! That's not fair! Everyone's winning except me!" Naraku complained.

Rin grabbed the octopus and threw it across the room laughing maniacally. She then splashed about in the bathtub so hard that Naraku was completely soaked. Naraku gasped and stood up holding a single strand of hair.

"My hair!! My beautiful hair! Eight hours of work!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" He dropped to his knees and wailed holding his dripping wet hair. Rin blinked uncomprehendingly at him.

"Why don't you just use Sesshoumaru's hair-dryer?" She said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

Naraku's sobs ceased immediately.

"Hair-dryer?"

Rin pointed to a cabinet across the room, Naraku scrambled up and wrenched the cabinet door open. He picked up Sesshoumaru's professional hair dryer and stared at it in awe.

"Ooooh, so THIS is his secret."

He plugged it in, switched it on and began to dry his wet hair. A few minutes later, when Rin was clean and dressed, Naraku was back on the armchair stroking his hair lovingly.

"Aaahh…" He sighed. "So soft!"

Rin was now skipping around the room 'la la' ing loudly. She accidentally kicked a small house plant which was given to Sesshoumaru by Kagura. The small pot went flying and landed right on Naraku's perfect hair.

"WHAT IS THIS!??? SOIL?????" He shook his head and watched soil pour down into his lap. He shot a look of pure venom at Rin who was tiptoeing quietly out of the room.

"YOU!" he pointed an accusing finger at her.

She screwed her face up braced for the explosion.

"You made this mess so YOU clean it up! You hear???"

Rin hung her head and went to fetch the broom.

Meanwhile, Sesshoumaru was walking up the stairs very slowly. He could just imagine what was waiting for him in his apartment. TOTAL DISASTER. He finally reached the door, he inhaled deeply and opened it. But to his great surprise, and relief. His beloved apartment was intact! He looked around and saw Naraku eating popcorn and watching TV.

"Naraku. Where is Rin?"

Naraku jerked his thumb in Rins direction without taking his eyes off the screen. Sesshoumaru went in the direction in which Naraku was pointing and almost died of amazement. Rin was cleaning.

"Rin?" He questioned in amazement

Rin seemed to be extremely concentrated on brushing whatever was scattered all over the floor because she didn't even look at Sesshoumaru, she simply pushed past him as if he was in the way of her cleaning. Sesshoumaru raised his eyebrows but left her to it. There was no way he was gonna complain! He strolled up to Naraku who was already getting up and brushing off bits of popcorn from his clothes. But Sesshoumaru had noticed something.

"Naraku? What the hell happened to my microwave?"

Rin snapped out of her cleaning and ran into the living room, she opened her mouth to spin Sesshoumaru a story blaming Naraku but-

"Oh that was Rin." Naraku said jerking his head in her direction.

Rin's jaw dropped. Sesshoumaru looked at her.

"But-I…but….I'm sorry." She hung her head in shame, she had failed.

Naraku extended his hand for his payment.

"My eggs?"

Sesshoumaru disappeared into the kitchen and came back with a dozen eggs, giving it to Naraku who nodded at them both and turned to leave. Rin was relieved; it must have shown in her face because Sesshoumaru stopped Naraku.

"Naraku, can you come and look after Rin tomorrow?"

Naraku thought for a while, "On a Sunday? Mmm…sure, whatever." He shrugged and left leaving a very pleased Sesshoumaru and a very horrified Rin.

AHA! I said there was one babysitter left but I didn't say how many chapters! Or did I? I can't be bothered to remember. And Yes I KNOW Naraku is a bit O.C but he's supposed to be like that. Anyway, you guys are gonna LOVE the final chappie. The grand finale. But it will be pretty funny, Believe me. Ok See ya!