The following is a Juuni Kokuki parody of the old time folksong Man of Constant Sorrow as used in the film Oh Brother, Where art thou.
If you have the Oh Brother, Where art thou Soundtrack, this parody should be sung while listening to the full band version of the song.
Legal Disclaimer I do not own Juuni Kokuki or Man of Constant Sorrow
Queen of Constant Sorrow
The Band
En-ou – Dobro
Taiki – Fiddle
Enki – Banjo
Keiki – Mandolin
Rakushun – Guitar
Tai-ou - Guitar
Suzu and Shoukei:
In constant sorrow, all through her riegn!
Youko:
I am the queen of constant sorrow.
I've seen trouble all my reign.
I bid farewell to old Tokyo,
The place where I was born and raised.
Suzu and Shoukei:
The place where she was born and raised!
Suzu:
For a hundred years, I've been in trouble.
No pleasure in this world I've found.
For in this realm I'm bound to servitude
Oh Taiki, Taiki, please help me now...
Suzu runs over to Taiki, grabs his cloak and begs him to send her back to Hourai.
All of a sudden, Sanshi runs in and starts beating up Suzu.
Sanshi: Oh no you don't! Taiki is mine you whore!
Suzu: You want a piece of me you little bitch!
Suzu/Sanshi on-the-floor catfight ensues. Everyone sweatdrops.
Youko and Shoukei:
Oh Jerry, Jerry, get here now!
Shoukei:
It's fare thee well, my old Hou-koku.
I never expect to see you again.
For I'm bound to wander Juuni Kokuki.
Oh f&k it all, I'm off to Kei!
Youko and Suzu (now covered in blood):
Oh f&k it all, She's off to Kei! (sweatdrop)
Suddenly, to everyone's astonishment, the ghost of Asano wafts onto the stage. Everyone sweatdrops.
Asano:
You can bury me in Kei's cool meadows,
For it is here I'm meant to lay.
And you should learn to run your kingdom,
Or else I will have died in vain.
All the kirins yell at Youko
Kirins:
Or else he will have died in vain!
Rakushun:
Maybe you guys think this show is boring,
An anime you'll watch no more.
But there is one promise I can make you,
We'll see you on Kei's golden shore!
All:
We'll see you on Kei's golden shore!
