Pharaoh: -continues to shake Yugi-
WhiteMageRyou: -yawns- guess we should get on with the fanfic?
Ryou: for Yugi's sake..
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Chapter 10: Bakuras first driving lesson and a lesson of stealing
Odion sighed, Yami looked at him.
"They said something like this might happen."
"And you didn't stop them?" Bakura yelled.
"Bakura, this isn't a time to be angry, we have to help our hikaris." Yami said. He looked at everyone. "And that means you all have to get out."
"Pharaohs right." Bakura said, "GET OUT!" he yelled. Everyone left muttering.
"Alright, what do we do now?" Marik asked. The three yamis turned to face their hikaris.
Yugi started to laugh. "I'm serious."
"No way, I don't look like him." Ryou said starting to laugh also.
"As much as he looks like him." Malik said pointing at Yami.
"Yeah, and what's with your guys hair?" Ryou asked.
Yugi shrugged. "Well at least I don't look like some insane guy." He said pointing at Marik.
"This could take a while." Bakura said with a groan.
"Okay, first off, you." Yami pointed at Yugi. "You're name is Yugi Motou. You're my hikari. I go by Yami and pharaoh."
"You're Ryou Bakura, you're my hikari." Bakura said pointing at Ryou. "I'm just Bakura or thief."
"And you're my Hikari … oh, yeah, you're names Malik." Marik said. "I'm Marik or you're ruler!"
Bakura and Yami cleared their throats.
"Fine, I'm Marik. I don't get a cool name." Marik muttered.
"
"Got that?" Yami asked.
The three hikaris looked at each other then nodded.
"Good." Bakura said. "Well I'm bushed, I say we all go to bed and continue this tomorrow."
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The next morning…
"How the hell do you turn this thing on?" Bakura muttered as he turned the knobs and pressed the buttons on the stove. "Ryou, don't you remember how to cook?" He asked turning around. Ryou sat at the table coloring on some paper. They had figured out that their hikaris hadn't only forgotten who they were but how to do some of the tasks needed in life. Like how to brush their teeth and get dressed. They also found that this made them easy amused and act like five year olds.
Ryou stopped coloring at looked at him. "What's that smell?"
Bakura sniffed the air. "It smells like…" He looked back at the stove. "PHARAOH! THE STOVE SMELLS LIKE GAS!"
Yami ran into the room holding a bottle of toothpaste. "Bakura, even I can figure out how to turn on the flame!" He turned the knobs all to off and opened the window.
"Well that's because you're hikari showed you."
"If you wouldn't have been so lazy I'm sure Ryou would have showed you too!"
"Show him what?"
Both yamis turned around and looked at Ryou.
"Uh… never mind." Yami said. "Here Baku-…" He stopped. "Bakura do you know how to drive?"
"Sure I do!" Bakura said.
"…Ok, well go to the store and buy some foods that we can eat without cooking." The pharaoh gave him the left over money that Ryou had given him from their mall trip.
"Ok, Ryou come on." Bakura grabbed Ryou's car keys and headed for the door. He stopped and looked back at Ryou.
Ryou blinked as he looked back at him. "Oh. OH! Right, that's me." He got up and followed Bakura out the door.
"I'm going to regret ever asking Bakura that…" The pharaoh said.
"AH! YAMI!"
The pharaoh looked down the hall.
"MY HEAD GOT STUCK!"
"Yugi what did you get in-" The pharaohs jaw dropped. "How the heck!"
He ran up the stairs and grabbed Yugi's shoulders. "I told you to stay in the bathroom!"
"I did! But then I wanted to come find you!"
"So you stuck your head between the stair rails?"
"…Yeah."
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Bakura looked at the steering wheel. "Okay, I stick the keys over here…" He put the key into the keyhole. "And the thing should start moving." He held the steering wheel and stared out the windshield.
Ryou looked around. "Bakura"
"What? Can't you see I'm driving?"
"But we aren't moving."
"Can't you tell I know that?"
Bakura pulled the key out and put it back in. "Start! I command you to move!"
"What if you try-." Ryou reached over and turned the key. The car started and hummed.
"Good thing I brought you along. Now! Move you inferior thing!"
Bakura shifted the car into drive and they slowly moved out of the driveway.
"Now… to figure out what these things on the floor are for." He pressed down on one and the car picked up speed.
"Wow, this is fun!" Bakura said laughing and avoiding objects. He took a sharp corner, Ryou screamed a bit and held onto his seatbelt.
"Calm down Ryou." Bakura said looking at him.
"Bakura, are you sure you know how to drive?"
"Yeah! This is easy, why?"
"THEN STOP THIS THING!"
"Why?"
Ryou pointed ahead. Bakura looked and screamed with his hikari. The car crashed into a silver jet.
Bakura opened his eyes. "Oops…"
"You ran into the jet!"
"No I didn't! The jet ran into me!"
Kaiba looked down at Mokuba. "Did you hear something?"
"Yeah … sounded like a car crashing into the jet."
Kaiba looked out the window.
"HEY!"
Bakura looked at Ryou. "Uh…"
Ryou smiled devilishly. "Ooo, you're in trouble!"
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"Do you think Ryou would notice?"
Yugi shrugged. Yami and Yugi stood looking up at the missing railing.
"I've got it! Lets go outside and do something. There's no railings out there!" Yami said.
"Yay!" Yugi jumped up and down. They walked outside, Yami gave Yugi a pat on the head and Yugi took off. The pharaoh watched Yugi chase a butterfly when he realized that Marik and Malik were no were to be found.
"Yugi, I'll be right back, don't move." He took off into the house.
Yugi stood frozen. He watched Yami run into the house. The butterfly landed on his nose. He looked down at it. His nose itched as the butterfly walked around. He sneezed sending the butterfly flying and fell over.
The pharaoh walked around the house. "Marik! Malik! Where are you two?"
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Malik stood close to Marik. "Are you sure we should be here?"
"Yeah so shut up."
"But…"
"Shut up."
Marik walked over to Yugi's duel disk and smiled. "I'll get all three god cards and little Yugi won't even care."
Malik gasped. "You're gonna steal!"
"Shut up!"
"I'm telling on you!"
"I said shut up!" Marik said spinning around. He bumped into Malik, which forced him to fall back and hit his head on the dresser.
"Shit." Marik ran over to him. "Are you ok?"
Maliks low lip shook.
"Don't! You're not suppose to be this big of a wimp!"
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Bakura drove off before Ryou could say another word. He looked back as Kaiba was climbing out of his jet. "Phew, we made it." He said slamming on the breaks in front of the store. "Come on Ryou." He said getting out of the car. Ryou followed him into the store. Bakura grabbed a shopping cart and looked around.
"Hmm, the pharaoh said that we should get food that doesn't have to be cooked. He pushed the cart near the deli area. "Meat!" His eyes lit up as he looked at the hams through the glass. "I'll take five of those." Bakura said to the little old woman behind the counter.
"Alright, five pounds of what kind?"
"No, I meant I want five whole ones."
"Yes, now you need to tell me which type of ham you want sonny."
Bakura started to get into an argument with the little old lady, so he didn't notice that Ryou started to walk off.
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Yami opened the bedroom door. "There you guys are!" he blinked "Hey! WAIT A MINUTE! Why are you in here! This is where me and Yugi are staying!"
Malik looked at Yugi and opened his mouth to say something. Marik slammed his hand over his mouth making what he said not understandable.
"We were uh … playing a game." Marik said pulling Malik to his feet. "Malik has to uh … go hide and I have to uh … find him." He patted Malik hard on the back. "Found you, didn't I. Alright now it's you're turn."
The pharaoh sighed and shrugged it off. "Alright well, why don't you have Malik play a game with Yugi? That way they'll be able to amuse them selves."
"Great idea." Marik said. "Let's go." He pushed Malik forward and they headed downstairs.
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"Just give me the whole thing!" Bakura said. The old woman shrugged and started to slice the whole ham. Bakura sighed and looked around.
"Ryou?" He started to freak out. "Ryou!"
Ryou came around the corner, the cart full of food. "Look Bakura!"
Bakura looked down at the cart. "Ryou, you did all the shopping."
"Yeah!" Ryou smiled.
Bakura couldn't help but smile back. His hikari looked even more innocent than ever before. He grabbed the sliced ham from the old lady and put it into the cart. "Alright Ryou, lets get going."
Bakura said looking back at him as he walked towards the check out. He slammed into someone and shook his head. "Ow. Who do you think-." Bakura's eyes widened. "Oh shit."
Kaiba turned around. "What?"
"Kaiba!"
"Bakura."
Mokuba ran over to Ryou. "Hey Ryou, remember anything yet?"
Ryou looked down at him and shook his head. Mokuba sighed, "I'm sure you'll come around sooner or later."
"What? Someone crashed into your jet? Well what should I know about that? Oh look at the sun, we really have to be going." Bakura ran behind Ryou and shoved him out the door quickly. Bakura pushed Ryou to the car. He pulled a wire hanger wire out of his pocket and shoved it into the car door. He opened the door. "Get in, I'll grab the loot-uh food." He started throwing all the food into the trunk. He shoved the cart off and got into the car. Bakura hot wired the car, through the car into reverse and hit the gas. The car flew out of the parking space and crashed into the jet again. "Son of a!" he hit the car horn and took off down the street.
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Malik jumped up in front of Yugi. Yugi shrieked and pushed him. They both started to laugh.
The pharaoh looked over at Marik who was rolling his eyes. The phone started to ring so Yami got up and went inside to get it.
Marik yawned and sat back, closing his eyes.
Yugi and Malik started to play tag.
"Tag! You're it!" Yugi said and started to run.
"Yugi look out for that branch!" Malik yelled.
"Huh?" It was too late, Yugi tripped over a branch that was sticking out of the ground and ran headfirst into a tree. Malik ran over to him.
"Are you ok?"
"Yeah … but my heads stuck." Yugi said trying to pull his hair out of the tree.
"Whoa!" Malik said. "It sliced right into the tree!"
"Go get Yami and Marik!"
"Ok!" Malik ran off.
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Bakura pulled into the driveway and got out. "Phew, we made it."
"Bakura?"
"Yes hikari?"
"This isn't the car we went to the store in."
"I know."
Bakura grabbed a few things of food from the back and went inside the house. "Pharaoh, we're back." He said as he dropped everything on the couch. Ryou copied him.
Yami hung the phone up. "Ryou you have a doctors appointment tomorrow at three." He looked at Bakura. "Don't forget Bakura."
"I won't." Bakura muttered.
Malik ran in and grabbed the pharaohs arm. "Yami! Yami!"
"What is it Malik?" The pharaoh asked letting Malik pull him out the door.
"Yugi's head got stuck."
"Again?"
Malik pointed at the tree where Yugi was stuck. Ryou followed Bakura, who was following Yami, and did everything he did.
Yami grabbed Yugi's shoulders and pulled. "A little help guys?"
Bakura grabbed the pharaoh, Ryou grabbed Bakura, Malik grabbed Ryou and Marik watched.
"One, two three, pull!" All four of them pulled at once and Yugi's head popped free. All of them fell back.
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After cleaning and putting Band-Aids on all their cuts and scrapes, everyone sat down at the table and started to eat dinner. The TV was on but no one was really paying attention to it.
"Local store has robbery, the Jet of CEO Seto Kaiba's gets hit three times, and car gets stolen, more on this coming up at eleven."
The pharaohs' eye twitched as he turned the TV off. 'Bakura …I knew I shouldn't have.'
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An hour later…
"COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!"
"BAKURA!"
"WHAT!"
To be continued...
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Ryou: OMG! We're going to be killed!
Marik: you mean arested...
Bakura: damn ... how did they know it was me?
WhiteMageRyou: you'll find out, you'll find out
